A/N: This is just a little note. I really DO like HSM - this is just on behalf of all the complaints. I figured, 'hey! I've been writing song parodies for a while, and generally they're pretty good songs that are just made fun of! HSM is already made fun of. I just need to rewrite the songs'. Thus: HSM SONG PARODIES. I really do like HSM, and if any of the actors ever see this, I sincerely hope they won't take offense - they were fantastic with the material they had. Personally, I would be terribly flattered if someone wrote a song critique with one of my songs. ;) And that's all this is: A critique.
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When There Was Me and You
It's funny when you find yourself
Watching Disney Channel
You're sittin' there, and suddenly
HSM comes on.
You think Zac Efron's kinda cute,
(The cast may need some lessons)
But now we'll have to pretend
No part of it was wrong.
It's Disney Channel's dream come true,
A nightmare now, for us
The record's selling tops,
Will it fall to 2?
But everybody but the fans,
Know there's something fishy 'bout the fling…
The actors don't quite sing…
You swear you saw a double there,
Or was it just the actor?
The singing voice is strong,
You guess that's it's computerized
A lot of them have talent, true
Our heart's aren't all that empty
But then you surf IMDB
Well, maybe you were wrong
Now you know it's not the greatest dream,
A hit because it sells
But sales are dropping now
It won't take long
And now everyone can tell
That they had tinkered with the real thing
It had that special ring
But do the actors sing?
You won't believe you could've been that blind,
Voice-doubles a-teemin'
While we were reelin'
But we didn't mind
Because we liked the view
Soundtrack credits are askew
Andrew Seeley's in this too!