Gardevoir was walking through the woods, munching down on apple as she hummed merrily, then suddenly, a female Cherubi popped out of the bushes, grabbing on to Gardevoir's dress.
"You gotta hide me! Please!" Cherubi pleaded as she hid under Gardevoir's dress, much to Gardevoir's surprise.
"Ok, but why?" Gardevoir asked.
Then, a wild Galavantula appeared out of nowhere, spooking Gardevoir as she let out a cute little poot in response.
"Hey lady! Have you seen a Cherubi around here? She fell on one of our Joltik and crushed it!"
Gardevoir smiled nervously, grabbing her butt as she let out a bunch of silent but deadly farts. "No I haven't!"
The Galavantula simply walked away without another word as Gardevoir's butt released more silent gas.
"Well that was close. Ok Cherubi you're safe now." Gardevoir moved aside, only to see that Cherubi was knocked out, presumably by Gardevoir's noxious butt fumes. "Oh gosh, why do these things happen to me!?" Gardevoir exclaimed as she slapped her gassy butt, which fought back with a loud 5 second fart that sounded wet near the end. "I don't mind being so gassy, but sometimes it can get crazy!" she claimed, farting again.