Warnings: Yaoi (boyxboy), M for an obvious reason, narcissism, slight mind-torture in later chapters
Blacksenbonzakura2 - (Because you must have no account D: Usually I write back with review replies) Yes! Absolutely, definitely yes! XDD In a relationship between Luffy and Loony, (almost) complete opposites, I can't see Luffy as the seme, so yeah, he's definitely gonna be the uke XD Though, he would want to take control of it a bit too and Loony would certainly give some control to him too, but all in all, he's still gonna be the uke~! As for the Zoro question; hmmm, well I think Zoro doesn't feel anything for Luffy, but he's just really really overprotective XDD Same goes for Sanji, I think, but he sometimes has something for Loony. Loony's good at playing with people, ne? Anyway, thanks for your support!
A/N: Sorry! This chapter was deleted accidentally T-T But now it's back up~! So enjoy throughly :D
Chapter 3 - Commence
"So..." Loony started, eyes glinting mishievously and mouth pulled into a perverted smirk, "Where am I going to sleep?"
Everyone stopped with what they were doing and stared at one another, at loss of words. Loony smiled slowly and added, "I would not have any problem with sharing a hammock with my Original, or what do you all think?"
"I wouldn't have a problem with bunking with Loony!" Luffy shouted happily.
Loony smirked, especially at Zoro, "See, Original has no problem with it. So I guess when there are no objections, then..."
"I object." Zoro said quietly, "I think it's not a good idea letting Luffy share his hammock with his... Opposite." He stared at everyone, as it slowly started to sink in for the more smarter ones; Robin, Nami, Sanji and Loony, though Loony didn't count. Loony gave the swordsman a nasty smirk, though it looked more of a frown, and said, almost snarling, "Are you implying that I would molest my Original in his slumber?"
"That and that you two might start fighting in your sleep. You are opposites after all." Zoro said, not the least bit worried about the suddenly dark aura surrounding Loony. Nami coughed slightly and tried to break the tension, "So, uhh... Loony, what do you say about sleeping on the floor?"
Loony stared at Nami blankly and said, "I am a human, not a dog."
"Then how about you bunk with Sanji?"
"W-wait, Nami-san..." Sanji smiled awkwardly at Nami, in hopes of not getting to bunk with Loony. He liked the kid and all, but sleeping with him?
Loony blinked slowly; actually, if he didn't want to sleep with Luffy so badly, he would have taken that offer. As it was though, he said, "I would rather bunk with my Original, if you do not mind."
"I mind." Zoro said blankly.
A vein twitched on Loony's forehead, "Yes, but no one asked you." Then turning back to Nami he said, "What say you I sleep with Luffy for the time being. It is not like I am going to hurt him," He chuckled slightly.
Nami stared at Loony for a moment and then asked very slowly, "For the time being, I think you should bunk with Zoro."
At that moment, Loony felt his mind crash and he sputtered indignantly, not noticing that Zoro was doing the same, "W-w-wait! How can I bunk with him? I can not do it! I will not do it!" He almost shouted.
"Nami, I'll pay you back with ten times the interest of the money I owe you!"
Loony gripped his head slightly and thought for a bit; what would make Nami change her mind? Loony pulled his head up and stared at Nami, saying, "I will help you on your next gold heist. I am very good at not blowing my cover." Something flickered in Nami's eyes and at that moment, Loony knew he had lost the fight and more.
"Damn it, stay still!"
"Bloody hell, you are such a git! It is useless to try and sleep on you like this!"
"Then sleep on the floor!"
"Yes, that actually sounds more comfortable." Loony hissed.
"Will you two shut up?" Sanji had enough of this. "If you can't sleep on that shitty swordsman, Loony, then come sleep on me. Just to not hear you two argue anymore." Sanji sighed loudly and added, "Nami said you can switch if you start fighting with someone."
Loony scowled at the swordsman, before he sat up, making sure to put his whole weight into sitting on his arm, to which the swordsman gave out a few curses. Loony, satisfied at that, left him and went to the blond cook. The blond sighed and let the smaller body rest on him.
Loony shifted a bit, trying to get comfortable on the blond. A few moments later, he draped his hands behind Sanji's neck and murmured in his ear, "Why will you not let me sleep with my other?"
Sanji went bright red and stutteringly said, "Z-Zoro d-didn't want that and we-we almost always consider what everyone e-else thinks." Loony raised his head slightly and stared at Sanji with sad eyes, to which the other turned his face away and whispered, "Though, I don't see any r-reason for you not to. Just... Just don't wake him up."
Loony smiled brightly and gave a loose hug to Sanji, before he practically leaped from his hold. He went to Luffy, who was sleeping in his hammock, arms and legs spread over the sides. Loony grinned; oh all the things you could do in this position. Shaking his head before he would get a nosebleed, he silently and skillfully climbed into the hammock and rested on Luffy, hands coming to hold around the other in an embrace of sorts. One of his legs found their way between the other's legs and a slow smirk came to his face; oh all the things he could do in this position.
He slowly raised his head to stare at Sanji and Zoro. Sanji didn't say anything about Loony's more than inappropriate actions and turned his back on the two. Zoro on the other hand, had a murderous look on his face, to which Loony only grinned and pressed his leg closer to his Original's groin.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Zoro! Calm down!" Sanji had stood up, when Zoro had grabbed his swords.
"Wha's wrong?..." Usopp asked, rubbing his eyes slowly, as Chopper woke up too. Luffy remained completely oblivious to everything.
"CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S PRACTICALLY RAPING HIM IN HIS SLEEP?" Zoro yelled, to which everyone turned their heads to stare at Luffy and Loony. Loony was draped over Luffy, hands on the other's chest and his head resting on them, looking completely innocent, if it weren't for the leg in between Luffy's legs.
"He's not doing anything, marimohead." Sanji said quietly, almost angry, "If he's not doing anything, then you can't kill him." He waited a bit, worried that Zoro would start fighting. He didn't though. He scoffed and went back to his bunk and tried to fall asleep.
Sanji sighed and silently went to Loony, who was smirking. "Don't... do anything, okay?"
"Clear." Loony said, smiling and added, "Zoro should control his temper better. After all, I was not doing anything." He could practically hear Zoro twitch. Satisfied yet again, he finally said to Sanji, "Have a nice slumber, Sanji." Sanji's whole face went red and he calmed himself before he said, "You too." And went back to sleep, this time with his back to the other.
Chopper and Usopp both yawned, muttering something about stupid and weird nakamas, before falling asleep again.
Loony took his monocle off and stretched his hand to the table, where he left it. With a small smile on his face, he turned back to Luffy and caressed his cheek slowly, before he too fell asleep.
"...Oww..." Loony said sleepily as his back collided with the floor and something dropped on his chest. That something moved, making Loony slightly wince, and got off of the other. Loony blinked and stared into the black room, eyes quickly adjusting to it. He saw a figure make his way towards the kitchen and Loony instantly knew who it was.
Grinning he too made his way to the kitchen. He waited for a bit, until there sounded a clasp and a yelp, before he put the light on. Luffy was caught in a huge mouse trap, already half asleep.
"Tsk, tsk, Original. You should be more careful in the dark." He went to help his other half get out of it. Luffy gave a grin and said, "Sorry, Loony! I was hungry." He stared at the fridge longingly and Loony sighed, "You do know that you can not eat everything in there, clear? Go ahead, but I will stop you when you get out of hand." Before he had even finished his sentence, Luffy had ran to the fridge to raid it yet again. In Loony's opinion, that was abusing the fridge.
"D'fyou wa't sfome?" Luffy asked, mouth full of meat and other things.
Loony politely declined and said, "As much as I like eating, I only eat when it is the proper time." He stared lovingly at his other half in silence, before his thoughts were disrupted by the one invading them.
"Na, Loony..."
Loony blinked and stared at Luffy in curiosity, half knowing what he would say, half wondering if he was wrong, "Hm?"
"If you're me, then can you also stretch?"
Bingo!
Loony sighed, "Yes, though I am very poor at it." He scowled slightly and added, "I can not fight using it, I am better at things you are not."
Luffy swallowed a piece of meat and said, "I see... Well, then how about I teach it to you? You'd get better at it?" He grinned at his shocked other.
Even though Loony had known Luffy would do that, he was still shocked quite a bit. He smiled after a while though and said, "I would be most delighted, Original."
"Now, first thing you need to do is try to do simple things!"
"Yes! You need to know stretching like breathing! It's going to be second nature to you!"
Loony nodded politely to Luffy and Usopp, who were now his trainers. All of the others were either relaxing or working. Loony yawned slightly and said, "I am still a bit tired though, Original, Usopp. Could I go sleep a bit more?" Luffy and Loony both loved to sleep, but Luffy always woke up early and was energetic. Loony on the other hand, didn't like waking up and had a bad temper in the mornings.
"No." Usopp said firmly. Luffy nodded and said, "We have to get you to stretch!"
"I can stretch," Loony said tiredly, "I just... dislike using it. It is bothersome."
"Now!" Luffy continued, completely oblivious to Loony's protests, "Stretch yourself up to the crows' nest!"
Loony sighed and stared up at the crows' nest. For some reason, it seemed exceptionally high today... Alright, he was planning on stretching his hand up there to grab a hold on to it and then drag himself up to it, landing perfectly; easy.
He stretched his left hand up. And then it all went downhill from there. Oh, he got the first part perfectly but then his hand strayed from the course and ended up hitting the deck. Cringing slightly he apologized to Usopp, who was hitting him on the head.
Usopp sighed, "No, no, this wont do! Luffy show him!"
"Yosh!" The happy captain said and with no effort at all, stretched himself up there. Loony stared up at him with a solemn expression; okay, if Luffy can do it, then so can he. After all, he wasn't a perfect Opposite, which was good at this point.
"Hey, maybe you just got the hand wrong? Are you right-handed?" Usopp asked.
He nodded, "Yes, maybe that is the reason." He looked back up at the crows' nest and tried again. Stretching his right hand up, his hand started straying from it's course again, but less than before. But it still would've ended up in the deck. That is, until Luffy wrapped his hand around Loony's and brought it back towards the crows' nest. Loony felt his cheeks flush red as his body quickly lifted up into the air and he suddenly flew at the crows' nest.
The end didn't go as perfectly as he'd planned either, as he collided with his other half, making Luffy and himself fall out of the crows' nest together. Groaning he sat up and stared down at his Original, who looked disoriented and slightly knocked out.
Loony's face flushed again at the misleading position they were in, before a smirk appeard on his face and he leaned down to Luffy's ear, "Original..." He was tempted to thrust into the other's groin and almost did too, but unfortunately, from the corner of his eye he saw Zoro making his way to them, all three swords in place, eyes full of bloody murder.
"Original, I apologize for what happened." He smiled at his other and got off of him, offering his hand to the other, who took it, still holding his head in dizzyness.
"Okay, let's take it from the top!" Usopp said, shaking his head at the two.
The training went pretty well after that; partly because Loony wasn't tired anymore and partly because of what happened earlier. He managed to get up in the crows' nest after a few more tries. Two tries after that, he landed neatly in it. Two tries after that, he landed neatly in it and stretched his hand to grab a few birds for lunch. He was a quick learner, like Luffy. The only thing he didn't excel perfectly at in the end was landing.
"Okay, we'll stop for today!" Usopp yelled, "You can come down now, Sanji's almost done with his cooking!"
"Weee! Food!" Luffy yelled from beside him.
Loony smiled awkwardly; going down is not really something he was good at. He tried anyway and grabbed the edge before he walked backwards to the end and then let his body lift up into the air and fly downwards. He still wasn't good at changing his position while in air, so he was going to crash face-first.
"AGH! LUFFY, CATCH HIM BEFORE HE MAKES ANOTHER HOLE IN THE SHIP!" Usopp screamed and Luffy, jumped slightly and said, "Oh, right!" Before heading to catch Loony. He managed to catch Loony, but they both ended on the floor again, this time Loony draped over Luffy's stomach.
Loony, feeling dizzy, made to stand up, legs feeling like they were going to give under.
"Lunch, everyone!"
" 'M comin'..." Loony slurred, as he fell on the ground again. A few minutes later, he finally got up and moving again and finally got to the kitchen where everyone else were already eating.
2 hours ago
"Zoro, I know you hate him, but really... what's wrong with him? He's not that bad." Sanji said, as he approached Zoro, who was lifting weights and watching how Luffy and Usopp tried to train Loony.
Zoro put his weights down and sighed, as he stared at how Loony, yet again, crashed into the deck and how Usopp started screaming at him again. "I just dislike him. When you guys aren't looking, then he's practically raping Luffy... Like he's doing right now!" He said with a deadly voice and took his swords, walking towards Loony, who was sitting on Luffy. Loony must've noticed him though, because he quickly got back up and offered his Original a hand.
Sanji sighed, "Come on, take it more easy. The boy obviously likes Luffy."
Zoro scrunched up his nose, "That's called narcissism. Besides..." He stared at the trio again. Luffy was teaching Loony how to land perfectly and Usopp was trying to teach him how to fly with more style. He turned back towards Sanji, "He's stupid, sadistic and weird." He growled out.
Sanji scowled, "He's supposed to be; he's Luffy's opposite after all. And he's not stupid; on the contrary, he's brilliant, which I can't say the same for Luffy or you. He's clever and knows his limits and he-" Sanji was getting carried away at the moment, as his eye turned to a bright pink heart and his voice took a more higher tone.
"Ugh, shitty cook. I think that's enough, I get it." Zoro said, wondering if everything was alright with the other.
A few moments later, Sanji bolted to the kitchen, face bright pink at how he had acted, and left a confused Zoro behind. He shrugged though and went back to training, until the lunch would get done.
"We'll go on with the training now!" Usopp said, to which Loony sighed out loudly and Luffy agreed.
They trained for most of the day. This time though, Loony was supposed to use his stretching in a fight... against Luffy. It wasn't easy, in fact, Loony got his ass handed to him more than one time that day. Though, when they got close enough to start a close hand-to-hand combat, then Loony won almost instantly, faintly remembering that Luffy actually was bad at close hand-to-hand combats.
In the end of the day, they were all tired, bruised, sweaty and a little bit more experienced. Loony felt his chest swell though, when Luffy told him that he'd done a good job. Usopp praised him more than that, but Loony only had eyes and ears for his other half.
"I think we should both take shower, right Original?" Loony gave a perverted grin (Usopp sweat-dropped, "You're a closet pervert, right?") and stared at his Original. Luffy grinned back, though his grin wasn't perverted, "Yeah, I want the food to get done soon though." His sentence was accompanied by a growl from his stomach.
Loony smirked and then took a hold of Luffy's sleeve, dragging him towards the bathroom. "Let us take one together, so we do not waste water so much, alright?" Oh how he wanted to touch his Original in places no one had before. He wanted to make Luffy feel heaven with him. He, himself, wanted to feel heaven with Luffy.
He almost tripped on his next step, when his thoughts got more perverted. Shaking his head to rid of them, the two finally reached the bathroom and Loony said to Luffy, his perverted grin still in place, "Now," He locked the door. "How about we get... undressed and get into the showers, Original?" He turned the water on and turned back to Luffy.
"Okay!" Luffy gave a huge smile to Loony and started to unbutton his vest. Loony felt his breath hitch, as his own fingers started to numbly fumble with the buttons on his suit. Loony's fingers started to fumble more with each inch of skin Luffy showed. And then; the vest was off, revealing taut muscles and overall a lithe body. Next Luffy unbuttoned his pants and started to pull them off. Loony, seeing the first few inches of skin under his pants, noted that Luffy indeed was not wearing any underwear and he felt liquid pleasure swim through his stomach and run south.
And then, a few little words had ruined it all.
"Dinner is ready!"
"YES! FINALLY!" Luffy yelled, pulled his pants back on and didn't even bother putting his vest back on, before he unlocked the door and ran out.
It took a few moments until Loony finally understood what had happened and he groaned out loud, hitting his forehead against the wall quite loudly. He sighed at the feeling like his pants were suffocating him and started to take them off. A few more moments of fumbling with his clothes and he finally stepped into the shower alone.
When everyone finally went to sleep, then it left a certain tension in the air. Zoro wasn't really mad at Loony anymore, since the talk he'd had with Sanji, but he'd still keep his eyes on him, growling ever so slightly when Loony tried anything funny.
Loony himself felt a bit weird, because last night, he had gone to sleep on Luffy while the other was sleeping. Now though, everyone were still awake and talking when he finally got to the boys' sleeping quarters. Sanji had made some extra food for him, while he'd still been in the shower, so no problem about an empty stomach.
He made his way to Luffy's hammock and stared at his other half, who stopped laughing at Usopp's lies and boasting for a moment. Loony smirked, "Well Original, will you let me sleep on you again, or should we change positions?"
"Nah, it's okay!" He said with a small smirk and placed his hands behind his head. Loony mimicked the smirk and jumped on Luffy's stomach. He took his hat and monocle off before stretching his hand to put them on the table again. He then leaned down on Luffy, making sure to leave minimal free space between them and whispered in his ear, "Pleasurable dreams, Original."
Commence - To begin
A/N: Egad, Mindless Self Indulgence totally helps when portraying Loony's character XDD Seriously, MSI's songs have helped too much with making the character that is Loony, so go listen to them. I even added half a sentence from one of their song XDD Who can guess the song?
Anyway, the next chapter is gonna have Mock Town, so I wanna know if you guys would like Loony kicking Bellamy's butt to last Tuesday for what he did to Luffy? XDD Because I sure do~! Or would you like them not to fight, like in canon? D: I personally hated that part, and also, just to remind you guys; Loony is Luffy's Opposite and thus acts like that. So, when Luffy doesn't fight, Loony does what?
Also, you guys want smut soon? :D
R&R please!