( I didn't mean to offend anybody with Cartman's writing I just figured that's what he would say) Sora, Taylor, Pearl, and Bismuth arrived in the Care Bears universe (their powers still worked). They decided to split up. Sora went with Pearl and Taylor went with Bismuth. Sora and Pearl checked South and West and Taylor and Bismuth checked North and East.
(transition to Taylor and Bismuth in the North.)
"So Taylor, what are your plans for when you get older? Bismuth asked nicely. "I hope to open a restaurant called 'Ruegg's Fine Dining'. My dad knows this great recipe for Biscuits and Gravy." Taylor told the rainbow dreadlocked Crystal Gem. Bismuth and Taylor agreed that one day they would meet for lunch at his dad's place and that they would open a restaurant together.
Just then, they met 5 boys named Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Leopold ''Butters'' Stotch. Eric and Kyle were yelling at each other because of another of Eric's schemes. Then got into another argument where they called each other names like fat boy and fucking Jew.
Up above in Care-A-Lot., Tender Heart is observing the argument between the boys while Taylor and Bismuth are trying to get them to break it up. "Oh no." Tender Heart says. "What's the matter, Tender Heart?" Grumps asks. "Oh Grumps Bear. Two boys down there are yelling at each other and shouting obscenities at each other. It breaks my heart thinking about it." Tender Heart tells the blue bear with the rain cloud on his belly. "Don't worry I'll go down there with Friendship Bear and see what's wrong." Grumpy Bear reassured the brown bear with the heart on his belly. "Oh thank you Grumpy Bear". Tender Heart thanked. Grumpy Bear grabbed to apricot colored bear with the two sunflowers on her belly and went to a cloud car to see what is up with the two boys.
"Eric and Kyle, my name is Friendship Bear and this is Grumpy Bear. We are Care Bears and we are here to help you with your problem. So, what seems to be the trouble?" Friendship Bear asked. "Well, Eric wants to dress up like Adolf Hitler and hijack a movie screening and try to hypnotize people into killing ALL gingers and ALL Jewish people and that offends Kyle since he is Jewish and has ginger hair." Butters explained. "Thanks for explaining Butters. Eric, I don't think that it's very nice to do that to people. I want you to stop all your plans and apologize to your friend Kyle." Grumpy Bear demanded. "NO, FUCK YOU! JEWISH PEOPLE AND GINGERS ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH!" Eric shouted grimly. "Little boy, there is no need for such language." Bismuth said trying to reason with Cartman. "There's no need for your BLACK ASS!" "Listen here you, fat dick!" Bismuth told Cartman. "What, you dreaded locked bitch? You want to go? Bring it on Bitch!" Cartman yelled back. "Hey! Break it up! I don't like people arguing! Make up before I start breaking necks!" Taylor yelled. Bismuth and Cartman quickly forgave each other. Taylor was satisfied.
Suddenly, they heard screams of terror from the townspeople. "What's going on?" Grumpy and Stan yelled in unison. They soon saw that heartless and nobodies were wrecking the town. The Care Bears and the boys wanted to know what those were, but Taylor said that he would explain later. Two members of Organization XIII showed up and Cartman was impressed. "Explain yourselves!" Friendship Bear demanded. "We just want to rid the world of the Keyblade Masters and we heard that there were two of them in this world. It appears that is true." The first one explained as Sora and Pearl ran up to them with their weapons out. Taylor said he would explain later.
"Hey, can I join you? I'm evil enough. I want to rid the world of Jews since Mel Gibson and Adolf Hitler are my idols." Cartman explained. "Sure. What is your name?" The second one asked. "Eric Cartman." The racist boy answered. "Alright, your name is now: Xirec! Here is your weapon and you new look." The first one explained. Eric was given a scythe with a wooden handle and a hoodie and clothing just like the members of the Organization. Come now Xirec. We must let the Heartless and Nobodies take care of the Keyblade Masters." The second one explained. "Sure thing, but let me do this first: take this Kyle you damn Jew!" Cartman yelled. He blasted Kyle with an evil ball of darkness, but Kenny pushed him out of the way and died in the process. "Oh my god! You killed Kenny!" Stan yelled. "You Bastard!" Kyle yelled. "I know I'm great. Excuse me I have evil to attend to." Cartman told him. "Yes you do, Xirec. Come, Xirec. We have to teach you how to control the Heartless." The first one explained. "Cool!" Eric said. "We have to stop Eric!" But first, let's clear the Heartless and the Nobodies." Taylor said.
We went to Care a lot to explain the situation and to get reinforcements. We saw that Care a lot was under attack by Heartless and Nobodies already. Pearl tried to kill one of the nobodies, but was stabbed by its claw and poofed in the process. A gang of nobies and heartless tried of pounce of Bismuth I pushed her out of the way and we tumbled on to the floor of clouds and we ended up fusing. Our body had rainbow curly hair, a black and neon green shirt with pink suspender pants. (up-beat Jamaican music started playing and we had a female Jamaican voice) "Whoa. We fused! Let's name our new body. Let's see: We look like a hulking fusion, we love to fight, and the enemies will see we are the alpha male. We are Alphite!" We said proudly. We then combined our weapons: a Keyblade and a shield, to make a pizza cutter! We swung the blade part and it shot a laser that took down 30 enemies and when a dragon looking beast made of heartless and nobodies appeared we spun and a laser twister that took out all of them. We then looked all Pearl's gem. We didn't know of what's to come. But we had an idea.