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Yu-Gi-Oh!....There ya happy you idiot lawyers?

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Neko: I hate biology, it's just plain gross.

Tsuki: Yeah, even for us two, maybe even for Bakura.

Yugi: Good thing we're not there! ^_^

Ryou: Lucky us! ^_^

Bakura: Biology, can't be as hard as it sounds, right?

Yami: *narrows his eyes at Bakura* Think about what she's been doing to us and then ask yourself that question again.

Bakura: Ra, we're in for it....

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Yami walked in the room, followed by Bakura and they took their seats at a lab table.

"Ra, are they partners in every class?"

"It's better than being paired up with some idiot." He glanced over at Bakura.

"That's directed at me isn't it?"

"Maybe....."

"Shut up."

The teacher gave them their work and they discovered that if you've been sealed up for three thousand years that biology is hard. But they got by, Yami figuring how to use the book in coordination with the questions and Bakura cheating off of Yami's paper while hiding behind his own textbook. Being slow readers and writers in Japanese, they finished their work last, somewhat confusing the teacher.

"Are you two feeling okay? You usually get your work finished first."

"Uhhh we're just tired that's all."

"Yeah, it's the beginning of the week and all."

"You sure? Your voices sound scratchy."

"Oh it's nothing. You know this cold weather, gives everyone sore throats."

"Okay then, go back to your seats. Time for our lab ladies and gentlemen."

Yami raised his hand. "Ummm, ma'am, what exactly are we uh, doing?"

"Dissecting rats Yugi." She then passed out the dissecting kits. Bakura's face lit up with an actual smile as he looked at it.

"What are you so happy about?:

"I love this school thing."

Yami narrowed his eyes. "You love school? Since when!?"

"Easy. Every class I got to they give me something sharp to play with." Bakura clamped his hand over his mouth to keep from cussing as he received another sharp kick from the young Pharaoh.

"you're supposed to be Ryou, not your insane, paranoid, sadistic self."

Bakura narrowed his eyes back at Yami.

" Insane, most of the time, paranoid, sometimes, sadistic, never. It's just wrong."

"Unbelievable, he has morals. Few of them, but he has 'em."

Bakura picked up the scalpel from the kit, twirling it around in his hand.

"You're going to hurt yourself and I'm going to laugh."

"Don't start with me."

"Would you just do the lab?"

"Why? You scared to?"

"Iie, I'm not. I just don't fancy the idea of slicing open a dead rodent and poking at its insides, like some. Now get to it."

"Stop telling me what to do!" Bakura slammed the scalpel down, blade first, right into's Yami's badly placed hand.

"CHIKUSHOU, FAKKU, BABA!!!"

"Holy Ra! I didn't mean to do that! It was an accident honestly!"

"There is nothing honest about you!" Yami began a long string of cussing and various insults in Egyptian.

"Ryou Bakura! Yugi Mutoh! What's going on- Oh my God Yugi!"

Bakura started to panic and yanked Yami out of his chair by his wrist and used his best 'Ryou is panicking' voice.

"I'm so sorry Yugi! I'll take him down to the clinic right away!" He dragged a cursing , bleeding, scalpel still stuck in his hand Yami out of the room. Yami eventually quieted down as they reached the clinic for the second time that day.

"Haven't I already seen you two today?"

Yami held up his hand, cursing loudly as he yanked it fro his flesh.

"We had another accident."

"Accident?"

"Hai and accident."

"Look could you just bandage him up or something? We have things to do."

She shook her head, sighing and instructed Yami to sit down. About a half hour later, they came out, Yami looking totally pissed, and Bakura actually looking sorry for his action.

"I said, gomen. What more do you want?"

"You did it on purpose!!"

"Iie, I didn't!"

"Then what would you call it!"

"I had an irrational fit of rage. I get them every now and then. Your, the one who got me angry, and you know I can't stand being ordered around or yelled at."

"Fine then, apology accepted. Let us pray to Ra himself that we don't come down her again today."

They went back to class, which was halfway over and sat back down at their lab table. The teacher had already removed the kit and cleaned up the blood. She also came over and informed the two that they were excused from doing the lab. Shortly after, Yami began a quiet chant in Egyptian, glancing over at Bakura every now and then.

"Are you cursing me?"

"Iie."

"Then what are you doing?"

"I'm praying that you don't get another sharp object in the next class."

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Bakura: Obviously I'm dangerous.

Yami: Obviously. Why was I the target!

Tsuki: Cause Bakura was the target last chapter!

Neko: So who's the target next chapter.

Tsuki: You'll see.

Ryou: So what is the next chapter?

Tsuki: Gym class ^_^

Yugi: Here we go again. Review guys!!!