Me: I am getting such good responses for this!

Drew: Amazing but true!

May: …Why am I always paired with this ego manic self-centered jerk?

Drew: …I think highly of you too May!

Me: Awww!!!

Drew: You can do your own disclaimer!

Me: Why do I have to keep repeating this: Me no own Pokemon!!

May: …Anyway! Chapter 3!!

Chapter 3
No-one Expects The Spanish Inquisition

The train finally arrived at the destination. From there, it was ½ an hour by boat. The quantity so far was:

Number of Accidents: 12

Number of Embarrassing Moments: 16

Number of times someone was hit with the baseball bat: 25

Number of times someone was hit with the mallet: 25

Number of times Brock proposed/asked a girl out: Too many to list

"I hate boat rides," Solidad said weakly.

She threw up over the side of the boat. Hmmm… you better make that 13 accidents…

They arrived at Auburn Academy. It was a huge building, at least 8 story's high, with a light reflecting glass exterior that made it shine with an almost red glow. A woman with flaming red hair and cerulean blue eyes stood in front of the school holding the clipboard. She regarded the group for a moment and then spoke.

"Hello. I'm Miss Wa- …I mean… Hayflower. I'll be your dorm advisor this year," she said sheepishly.

The girls were lead to the left, and the boys to the right.

"Where are they going?" May asked.

"The girls and boys sleep in different dorms. It was supposed to discourage any after hours monkey business," Miss Hayflower said.

"All it really did was encourage it," Solidad said.

These were the room pairings:

May And Sapphire

Steph And Solidad

Misty And Rachael

"YAY!! I'm sharing a room with Saph!" May said happily.

Sapphire grinned. They entered their room. Just then, May came back out.

"Hey… if we live in different dorms… then how Joey live across the hall from you?" she asked Solidad.

Solidad smiled.

"You'll see," she said before disappearing into her room.

Just then there was a scream from inside Sapphire and May's room.

"What's wrong?" Rachael asked, slightly startled.

"It's- It's-" Sapphire started.

"A bug?" Steph guessed.

Miss Hayflower and Misty's eyes widened.

"EWW!! GET IT AWAY!!!" They yelled.

Rachael raised an eyebrow at them and shook her head.

"What's wrong?" Rachael repeated.

"IT'S PINK! MY ROOM IS PINK!!! KILL ME NOW!!" she said over-reacting.

"…Oh! Tomboy Troubles!" Solidad said, who had just appeared at the door.

The girls left… And as for the boys...

In the boy's dorm, the room pairs were:

Drew and Brendan

Riku and Ash

Joey and Brock

"Sure. I get stuck with the guy who tried to eat his pillows," Riku said.

"Hey! It was one time when I was 10! And I thought it was a marshmallow," Ash defended.

"…What kind of defense is that?!" Drew demanded.

"Ash's," Brock said.

The boys entered their rooms.

With Drew and Brendan…

"So… she's the infamous May," Brendan said.

Drew shrugged and began unpacking. Brendan tried again.

"She's cute."

"Then I'll set you up."

Brendan detected a hint of jealousy.

"Nah… she's too… feminine for me."

Drew shrugged once more.

"…Does she like you?"

"What the hell is this? The Spanish Inquisition?" Drew said, getting annoyed.

"I'm just saying… you talk about her a lot. And when you do, it's nothing but generally nice stuff. But when you see her… you act like you couldn't care and you put her down. It's interesting."

Drew opened his mouth and closed it again. There was a scream.

"Who was that?" Brendan asked.

They looked across the window and saw 2 girls. To be pacific… May and Sapphire.

Me: This was a super quick update to stop Rachael complaining at me! Next up is A Dozen Hearts One Plan… Maybe tomorrow. More likely Thursday/Friday.