AN - Ok this is Alice (obviously) thanx again to my awesum Beta - xTwilight18x

Ugh, since Rosalie and Emmett just decided to have sex in my closet, I have to get all new clothes. As soon as we got here I got an outfit, bought it and put it on. I felt dirty just wearing the clothes I was because they were in my closet. When I went downstairs to Edward at first he was laughing but when he saw Rosalie's face and read her thoughts he looked scared too…

-Flashback-

"Me and Edward did it in your BMW."

"WHAT!? Oh no you didn't." she shrieked. She started running after me.

I ran downstairs screaming. "EDWARD! SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!"

I ran to the backyard where the guys were and hid behind a laughing Edward, but when he saw Rosalie's face and read her thoughts, he turned his head slightly to me. "Why'd you tell her?"

"Because she and Emmett had sex in our closet so I needed payback and I decided that was a perfect time to tell her."

He nodde d and chuckled but stopped short. "Wait. Sex. In. Our. Closet?" I nodded. He growled and turned back to Rose who was now hiding behind Emmett. "You're gonna have to clean that."

"Psht. You did it on MY BABY! I'm not driving in it anymore! No way in hell, it's contaminated!"

I giggled. "I have to buy all new clothes, Rosie!" She smirked. "And you're NOT going with me!" I said, happily. She pouted.

"Ok that's solved, go away!" Jasper yelled. The bastard made us scared, so we ran inside.

Right when I came inside the front door burst open. And a little pixie screamed. "BELLA! We're going shopping!!"

-End Flashback-

And that is why I'm here now. I have 4 bags from this store whose name I can't pronounce, 5 from Victoria 's secret and another 4 from this fancy boutique Alice insisted on going to. Now we're just roaming around, when I thought of s omething.

"Hey, Alice ?"

"Yea, I'll play." she said, grinning.

"Yay!" I got her hand and dragged her to a bench. "Ok I go first." She nodded, and put her bags on the floor by our feet. "Would you rather…have sex with Jasper or remodel my room?"

She pouted. "That's not fair. But I guess, have sex with Jasper." she grinned and before I could say anything, she continued. "Would you rather let me dress you for 3 days or not have Edward for 2 days?"

"Cheater! I would . . . Let you dress me." I said. It's not my fault, I need my Edward, he's special and really good at-

"Quit it! I'm getting nauseous. It's your turn." she said the first part in a partially disgusted tone, then playful at the end. Can we say…bipolar kids?

"Ok would you rather do it in the shower or Edward's piano?" I asked. I've always been curious. Edward's piano is fun…

"I've always wanted to try the pi ano, but Eddie never lets us. So, duh, the piano." I giggled. "Yes, I know you guys have fucked on the piano, ok? No need to show off."

I laughed. "Of course you knew, you like watching that kinda stuff!" She opened her mouth to object, but I cut her off. "Don't lie to me, Alice! You're turn."

She scoffed. "Would you rather…listen to Emmett and Rose or listen to country?"

"Psht. You know I don't like country. And I have heard them before. Hell, who hasn't? So I guess Emmett and Rose. And before you say anything, no, I did not enjoy it, thank you."

She laughed. "You have a dirty, dirty mind, sister, of mine. Ok would you rather…do it on a trampoline or on the couch?"

"Oh, I have a dirty mind, huh? Why is it that whenever I play 'Would you rather' with you people, it's always about sex? I would rather you shut up and lets go!" I said getting up, and walking towards the door.

She giggled. "So, you can go fuck Eddie?"

I turned back to lo ok at her, and smirked. "You can say that."

"Ewww!" she laughed.

"Quiet, you're gonna do Jasper, when we get home. I know it."

Again she giggled. "So?"

We left laughing to her Porsche.

AN - I was just gonna make this a ONE-SHOT but I actually like this story, its funny in a dirty kind of way, and completely random! I hope you guys like it! REVIEW, please. It makes me happy! PEACE Delilah