Revenge is sweet! Part 3!
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AN- sorry for the late update
"Teme, can you hear me?" Naruto spoke into the ear piece.
"Loud and clear dobe" Sasuke replied, rolling his eyes, currently jumping from rooftop to rooftop trying to locate his target.
"Don't call me that teme!" Naruto screamed through the ear piece.
"Dobe not that loud" Sasuke cringed. For a moment he wanted to rip the ear piece off as his ears was ringing.
"Target locked teme, heading towards the Hokage tower", Naruto replied ecstatically.
"Am on it, meet you there", with that Sasuke changed his course and headed towards the Hokage tower as well. He was already halfway there when Naruto joined him. Where the hell was he? He told me that the the target was heading to the Hokage tower but he himself disappeared. I bet he remembered something else or he went to stuff his face with that inedible ramen again. Their target entered the Hokage tower unaware that two 12 year olds were tailing him. The boys supressed their chakra and hopped onto the window ledge in the Hokages office. It was true that most ninja did not learn how to supress their chakra until late however both boys had roped Kakashi into teaching them. Since then they were branded as the number one pranksters. How did we get into this both boys thought as they listened in.
Flashback
"I might let you guys off just this this once, if you two agree to help me with something" Minato informed Sasuke and Naruto. They stood still as statues thinking that the worse was to come. Little did they know that they would enjoy it so much.
"Wha, what do you want us to do?" Naruto stuttered. Suddenly he had this vision of his father ordering them to go and train with the green beast of Konoha. More like creepy senior bushy brows to him. He shuddered at that thought. Sasuke on the other hand had visions of doing chores for Kushina and her chores were embarrassing. Minato almost always tried to get them to carry them out when he could. He simply refused to do it. then suddenly another thought struck Sasuke and he looked horried as much as Naruto looked. He caught Naruto's attention.
"Paperwork?" mouthed Sasuke to Naruto, whose eyes widened. Minato observed them closely. He was having a hard time trying to contain his laughter at the ridiculous ideas that these boys were coming up with. Although he had to admit that he did make them train with Maito Gai not so long ago and probably too lazy to do Kushina's bidding hence he made them do it.
"No Sasuke, not paperwork", Minato reassured them, although it wasn't such a bad idea. Sasuke looked away embarrassed that he got caught. Honestly he didn't know how the man always knew what was happening or what Sasuke was going to say, do or even think sometimes. I wonder he might have his own version of the sharringan or the byukugan.
"If you are done with your inner monologue, Sasuke may we continue?" Minato asked smirking. All the Uchihas did this. He had learned it early on from his best friend Fugaku.
"Hnn" was all Sasuke said.
"Ah, a true Uchiha through and through", Minato smiled at Sasuke.
"Eh What the heck are you guys talking about? Naruto asked confused. While they were having the chat Naruto was lost in his own worls thinking about when he could go to Ichiraku's and maybe he should invite Hinata along as well. They were good friends after all even though her father and cousin could be scary.
"Never mind, now lets say I need to extract some revenge from a certain someone" Minato continued. He knew cryptic words were not his sons forte.
"Who would that be, dad?" Naruto asked. He never knew his father to take revenge and all that, so this was quite interesting.
"Before I tell you who your target is, I must warn you that this maybe very dangerous" Minato said seriously. Sasuke and Naruto looked at him with blank expression. They both exchanged a look. Had he gone crazy, he does realise that we are not even a genin yet.
"I want to see his breaking point, you may do everything that is necessary" Minato continued ignoring Naruto and Sasuke's looks. Yes he would pay for his mistake and be really sorry, that is if I am lucky. Knowing him that probably won't happen but still worth a shot. Muhaha. Naruto poked Minato on the shoulders to get his attention.
"What?" Minato said.
"You kind of spaced out", Naruto answered amused at his father's behaviour. Just exactly what was going on. He was curious.
"Right, he will be back from his mission just after lunch, follow him and gather all the intel you can get. Report back when you are done. Understood." Minato ordered.
"Yes!"
"Now go, treat this as your very first and secret mission" Minato stood up to leave.
"Um, dad?" Naruto said, stopping Minato in his tracks. He turned to face the boys.
"Who is our target? Sasuke asked getting annoyed. After all that talk he didn't even tell who they are supposed to gather intel on. He was too much like the dobe, or was the dobe too much like him.
"Oh yeah, Itachi" Minato replied with an evil grin and left the two boys even more confused.
Later that day…
Naruto and Sasuke met with Minato at the rendezvous point.
"Hmmm, Ichiraku's ramen. Couldn't have picked a better place than this myself" Naruto happily babbled on while drooling.
"Hnn"
"10 bowls the limit Naruto, after that your paying", Minato threatened, knowing his son's love for ramen. It's a genetic thing I guess, thought Minato looking at Naruto.
"Right, report" stated Minato going into Hokage mode.
"Hey blondie, if this is a mission then do we get paid" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah right!" Minato scoffed. Sasuke gave him the famous Uchiha glare.
"But we are risking our life and limb here, I think that we should get something out of it" Sasuke retorted. Not to mention if they got caught by Itachi what will happen specially to Naruto and himself.
"Hmm, just imagine what Kushina and Mikoto would do if I accidently let it slip what you two have been up to," Minato smirked evilly. Naruto looked up from his ramen.
"Hey am not complaining!" Naruto had his mouth full of noodles.
"Dobe, you traitor!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"Naruto knows what is best for him," Minato stated flatly.
"That's blackmail!" Sasuke said. Was the Hokage allowed to blackmail his subordinates?
"Call it what you like" Minato responded. Sasuke sighed.
"You're hard blondie" Sasuke muttered. Minato shrugged ending the discussion.
"Well nii-san is at home resting now, then he is going to meet with Shisui nii-san to train." Sasuke reported because Naruto was too busy stuffing his face.
"Good, hey Naruto up for doing some sabotage?" Minato asked looking at his son.
"I have the perfect plan" Naruto smirked evilly with a glint in his eyes.
"but blondie how do you fit into this?" Sasuke inquired. Minato smirked evilly with an identical glint in his eyes. In a couple of years they could do the double act if they want Sauske thought looking at Minato then to Naruto both wearing the same mischievous expression. Minato stood up paid for the food and started to head behind Ichiraku's. Naruto and Sasuke shared a confused glance but they followed none the less. Once Minato was sure that they were alone, he did a hand seal for henge and poof there standing in the lace of Minato was Sai.
Uchiha Mansion…
"I am home" Sasuke shouted as he took off his sandals and entered the house. Naruto and Sai following suit.
"I am in the kitchen", came the reply.
All three headed towards the kitchen where Mikoto was cooking.
"Hey Mrs U" Naruto greeted. Mikoto smiled at him warmly. She loved that boy like she loved Itachi and Sasuke.
"Hello Mrs Uchiha" Sai greeted.
Mikoto greeted them all and asked if they would like something to eat.
"No thank you mum, we need to do some homework, we be in my room" Sasuke replied hastily and dragged Naruto towards his bedroom before the dobe could mess anything up. Sai just rolled his eyes. Mikoto looked at the three boys exiting the kitchen. It wasn't unusual for Naruto to come over, but Sai? He didn't mingle so well with the other children, strange she thought but shrugged it off. As soon as the boys were in Sasuke's room, Sai put a sound barrier.
"Sasuke I need some paint, Naruto commanded. Sasuke obediently got some he kept stashed away for when his pranking side and Naruto rubbed off on him. He knew better than not to follow Naruto's command when he was in this mood.
"What are you going to do?" Sai asked him. Just exactly what was Naruto planning to do with paint?
"You'll see" Naruto quietly crept out of the room followed by Sasuke and Sai towards the bathroom. Once there he looked around trying to find something.
"What are you looking for dobe?" Sasuke whispered. Sai remained by the door as guard. You would think that he would get offended by Sasuke calling his only son dobe but he was well aware that it was said endearingly and not offensively.
"Which is Itachi nii-san's shampoo?" Naruto whispered back. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Why didn't you just ask, dobe instead of wasting time" Sasuke shot back. He was more worried about Itachi waking up and catching them red handed.
"Don't ca…." Naruto shouted but was cut off when Sasuke clamped his mouth with his hands. Naruto glared at him. When Sasuke was absolutely sure that the dobe would not shout, then did he remove his hand.
"Teme" Naruto whispered.
"Dobe"
"Teme, I am going to kick your butt" Naruto shot him another glare.
"Like you can, dobe" Sasuke shot back.
"Come on then, I'll show you right now" Naruto said getting into a fighting stance still and Sasuke mirroring him. Sai could not believe this. They were on a sabotaging mission and these two could not stop bickering and ready to fight. Figures.
"Boys!" he hissed. Both of them looked at him as if asking what? Sai sighed.
"Sort it out later, just get on with it. itachi will be getting up soon", they both nodded.
"Teme, couldn't you get orange instead?" Naruto grumbled while carefully pouring out the shampoo and replacing it with paint. He put the container back where it belonged. Once the task was done they rushed back to Sasuke's room, making sure to get rid of any trails left behind.
"Next step, Itachi nii-san's room" Naruto declared with a foxy grin. Sasuke and Sai paled at this considerably and gave Naruto a look that clearly said are you freaking crazy?
"Are you mad?" Sai asked. Naruto opened his mouth to answer.
"on top of that if he catches us, we are gonners". Sasuke said.
"Not to mention the pain we will be put through before" Sai said, Sasuke nodding in agreement.
"Hold up guys, just listen!" Naruto shouted. This got their attention.
"Dad can do a sleeping seal on him while I do my business." Naruto informed them. They had a look on their face that even Kushina would be put to shame. Nervously and quietly they crept towards Itachi's room. They opened the door as slowly as possible. It creaked, Itachi moved. They held their breaths. But thankfully he remained asleep. Sai slowly crept over towards the bed and gently placed the sleeping on Itachi's forehead. He was glad he had prepared it beforehand. It was a basic seal that allowed the user to sleep like a rock. He used that seal on Naruto many times when he would be unable to sleep due to the nightmares. Sasuke and Naruto got busy. Naruto dipped all of Itachi's clothes in red then he handed it to Sasuke, who dipped it in yellow resulting it in orange. Sasuke then did the weakest version of katon and steamed Itachi's clothes to instantly dry. Sai took off the seal once they were done and crept back out of the room. Thankfully for them Itachi didn't wake up.
"Mum going over to Naruto's, gonna sleep over. bye." Sasuke said and hightailed it out of the Uchiha mansion followed by Sai and Naruto.
"But…." Mikoto started but stopped when she noticed that all three of the boys had disappeared.
AN- that all folks next chapter will be up ASAP. Please R&R thanks