Okay, I haven't updated, so I'm continuing my story.
Chapter 3: WHOA ALIENS!!!!
At the lab of Dr.Weird...
"Gentlemen, BEHOLD!!! TACOS!!!!" Dr.Weird said, revealing a bunch of tacos. "Uhhhh..." Steve got out before the tacos got up and started shooting him with lasers. "BITCH!!!" Dr.Weird shouted
(At the world of Pokemon...)
Frylock: Allow us to interduce ourselves, my
name is Frylock, this is Shake, but he likes to be called Master
Shake... sometimes... and this is Meatwad.
Meatwad: Hello, allow
me to show you... my dirty diapy. (Meatwad holds out a diaper.) But
there is another, who among you will embark on a quest... to peel it
of that guy's face. (Points to Brock's face, which is where a dirty
diaper is.)
Frylock: SHUT UP!!!! You're not Yoda.
Ash: What's Yoda?
Frylock: He's off
a popular series of movies called Star Wars.
Shake: Yes... Keanu Reeves is in that one right?
Frylock: No...
Shake: Oh... REEVES WAS
IN THE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save us from
Middle-Earth!!!!!
Meatwad: Now you talkin' about Lord of the
Rings.
(Meanwhile, at the Aqua Teen's house...)
Oglethorpe: VE VERE HERE FIRST!!!! YOU
GO AWAY!!!!
Ignignokt: You shall go... forever... or
other wise... (Holds up his laser.) you will be disntagrated...
Err: TO THE MOON!!!!!!
Emory: That... doesn't make sense. Will we be disintagrated, or sent to the moon?
Ignignokt: It is both...
(There's silence for about 6
seconds.)
Oglethorpe: YOU'RE JUST HERE TO GO TO THE POKEMON
UNIVERSE!!!!!!!
Ignignokt: Why would we want to go to
something as gay as Pokemon?
Err: IT'S STUPID, AND
POINTLESS!!!
Oglethorpe: NO IT'S NOT!!! IT'S ZE BEST!!!!!
Ignignokt: You're just saying that, cuz you're high...
Oglethorpe: NO WE ARN'T... well maybe...
(Oglethorpe quickly hit the 'Repeat'
button on the STCM, and they were surrounded by a bright light.
Before they were transported, the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past
from the Future jumped through the roof.)
Ghost: WHAT IS UP!!!!
(He was also surrounded by a bright light. The alien ships also
dissappeared.)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Somewhere in a forest... Team Rocket
were mourning their newest failure.)
James: HOW COULD THIS OF
HAPPENED!!!
Meowth: WE FAILED AGAIN!!!!
Jessie:
I'LL NEVER WALK ON THE MOON!!!!
(James and Meowth stared vacantly
at Jessie.)
Jessie:What? It's been on my mind...
(All of a sudden, a bright light
appeared above them, and a robot landed on James.)
Robot: Hmmm...
Pokemon? How could this of happened? I'll tell you how... THOUSANDS
OF YEARS AGO!!! (Fog appears.) There was... I actually have no
idea... (Fog dissapates, all of a sudden, 2 more bright lights
appeared, and space ships appeared, and landed near James.)
(The
Mooninites and the Plutoniums come out.)
Ignignokt: LOOK WHAT YOU
DID!
Robot: Allow me to interduce myself, I AM THE CYBERNETIC GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST FROM THE FUTURE!!!!
(Team Rocket looks at the strange
bunch.)
Meowth: Whoa... ALIENS!! Hey, maybe they can help us with
the twerps!!!!
Team Rocket: YEAH!!!
Oglethorpe: You are as dumb as a potato.
(Silence...)
Ignignokt: You
suck...
Err: He must mean hyper evovled potatos.
Ignignokt: Yes, hyper evovled potatos are the smartest.
Emory: He... he got ya there.
Oglethorpe: SHUT UP!!!!!! Hey, iz zhat
Team Vocket? (Points to Team Rocket.)
Emory: I think you mean
Rocket.
Meowth: HEY!!!! Want to get something
good?
Ignignokt: That depends, what is it?
Meowth: How about
gold statues of yourselves, put in the center of the nearest
town!!!
Oglethorpe: Hmm... okay... VHAT DO VE DO!!!!
Meowth: Stop some twerps...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How will the aliens take care of the 'Twerps.' and the Aqua Teens? Will Jessie ever walk on the moon? Will Kappa Mikey get mad
for me using one of his lines? Is Ash actually a retard, trying to act smart? Will Brock get the diaper off his face? Find out next time!!!
