A/N: See end of the chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or Disney

Me: ACTION!!

Part Two: The Little Mermaid

Cast: Ariel = Meru; Trition = Lloyd; Sebastian = Albert

(This is the scene where Ariel is in her grotto singing "Part of Your World")

Meru: ^____^ look at me!!!!!!! *Twirls around in the water* OOOH! OOH! I GET TO SING!! *Singing* Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? I WANT MORE STUFF!!!!!!!

Albert: *Jamacian accent* Spoiled little brat, mon.

Meru: SING AL SING!!!!!!

Albert: No way mon

Meru: UNDA DA SEA!!!!!!

Albert: Your accent sucks mon. Yo mon I use da word "sucks" and "yo" and "mon" I hate you mon

Me: Oh no. How will I ever sleep at night?

Lloyd: ARGH!!! I HATE HUMANS!!!!! *Zaps a statue of Dart with his trition*

Albert: Yo mon why couldn't I be da king mon?

Me: Because I had to give Miranda a break...plus, it's just funnier to see you as a Jamacian crab.

Meru: NOOO DADDY!!!!!! I LOVE HIM DADDY!!!!! I HATE YOU DADDY!!!!!!!

Haschel: NO CLAIRE!!!!!!!!! *Crys*

Meru: *blink blink* HEY THIS IS MY PICTURE *pouts*

(As Meru is pouting and Lloyd is zapping, Haschel has another flashback of Claire in Rouge!)

All: *blink blink*

Lloyd: ARGH!!!! I HATE HUMANS!!!! *Accidently zaps Albert*

Albert: x_x

Me: You're gunna pay for that. STRIKER! RELEASE THE ANIMALS!

Striker: hehehe....*releases millions of Albert glompers*

Albert Glompers: YOU KILLED ALBERT YOU MUST DIE!!!! *Mobs Lloyd*

Wink: No! Don't kill Lloyd! *Shields him*

Me: Too late

Lloyd: x_x Not fair

Aerena: NOOO!! *Releases Lloyd glompers*

Lloyd Glompers: YOU KILLED LLOYD YOU MUST DIE!!! *Runs after Striker*

Striker: Wait a minute! I'm a fanfic author, I get eternal immunity

Lloyd Glompers: Dammit *leaves*

Aerena: YAY That means me too!! XD

All other authors: *cheers*

Dart: Hey, I want immunity, too!

Lloyd: Me too!

Me: No.

Dart and Lloyd: Damn you

Me: AND NO MORE GLOMPERS! They just start a vicious cycle that is very hard to stop -- the glompers of one character will kill another, and the glompers of THAT character will kill another, and it just goes on and on....there's gotta be a rule that says I'm only allowed to piss off a certain number of people per chapter....

Lavitz: Ah, c'mon Tina! It's our only form of entertainment!

Me: I would think YOU of all people would be the least willing to see Lloyd be avenged.

Lavitz: True, true

Rose: Tina -- you might wanna revive Albert and Lloyd quickly I dunno how long that cage is gunna hold them....

Glompers: *bite scratch hiss*

Me: Fine *revives the two*

Lloyd and Albert: @_@

Shana: I think we've had enough of that.....

Albert: Ya mon

~ ~THE END~ ~

A/N: I think I might get in trouble for that last little bit. NO FLAMES PLEASE!