10 Reasons Why Sephiroth Hates His Brothers: Chapter 2

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Reason 2: They disturb him…mentally and physically

Sephiroth walked down the hall, his strides were long and far. Where are those stupid little idiots? Looking into his own room he found that it was empty. His bed still wasn't made, and clothes were strewn all over the floor. Here and there are a few empty beer bottles.

I'll make the dimwits clean it up later. Grinning evilly, and considering on making it even messier, Sephiroth move on. He didn't stop in front of the closet room knowing that none of his brothers could fit into such a tiny space.

He stopped by the bathroom, the door was closed. He tried the handle and found it unlocked.

Poking his head in, he found no one. Closing the door Sephiroth approached the last door in the corridor. The door to his little brother's room was closed, and locked.

There were loud noises coming from behind the door. Putting his ear against the door, Sephiroth listened in to his brother's conversations.

"Yazoo, it's tight here."

"I know that Loz, now if you could just scoot over a bit."

"Ow! You two are hurting me!"

"Stop whining Kadaj."

"There's not enough room for both of us Loz, you'll have to wait"

"Huh? No way! I wanna go first!"

"One at a time Loz!"

"Ow ow ow! Will you two please stop pushing?! And watch where you poke that thing!!"

"Almost done Kadaj, just a few more minutes." There was a groan.

Sephiroth couldn't help it, but his face began to feel hot. What the hell are they doing?

"The ground is hard Yazoo, can we move on to the bed?" Kadaj's breath was staggered as he whined.

"Fine, fine it's more comfortable over there too." Sephiroth could hear rustling and a few groans.

"There it is!"

"What where?"

"Look Loz it's standing up, you see it?"

"WOAH! How did it do that?"

"I dunno… I guess it's natural…."

"Maybe Nii-chan would like to-"

At the mention of him, Sephiroth had enough already. Jerking his head away from the door, he tried the doorknob again.

It wasn't much success. Face hot, he kicked at the door, the first time it didn't budge. Again Sephiroth kicked at it. Nope.

Moving back Sephiroth decided to run the door down. He ran down the corridor as fast as he could, and at the last minute closed his eyes, expecting the impact of the wooden door on his shoulders.

There was no impact. Not with the door anyway. There was an impact with the floor though. Sephiroth sailed through the now opened door, and landed smack on the hard wooden floor.

"Oomph" He grunted as the wind was knocked out of his chest. Dazed, he looked up. Three heads were looking down at him, eyes full of curiosity.

Quickly getting up Sephiroth yelled as loud as his knocked out lungs could allow him.

"WHAT IN MOTHER'S NAME ARE YOU THREE PERVERTS DOING IN A LOCKED ROOM?????!!!!!!!!"

Taking in a much needed breath of air after the loud yell Sephiroth looked around sternly at the three shorter boys.

Sephiroth first noticed their scared looks—anyone would be scared after getting yelled at by a flustered looking Sephiroth—Loz looked ready to bawl, even the normally unfazed Yazoo was stunned by the sudden outburst.

Then Sephiroth noticed that they all had their clothes on. Sephiroth's eyelids started twitching, and he could feel a major headache coming on.

"N-nii-c-chan….. w-we…." Kadaj stammered nervously, he had never seen his brother this way.

"Y-you…what were you guys doing?" Sephiroth asked again, this time a bit more quiet.

"We were watching this worm nii-chan." Kadaj timidly held up his hand. A long and fat earthworm sat in his palm actually standing up straight, and if the worm had eyes and could talk Sephiroth was pretty sure that the worm would be laughing at him—hard.

Sephiroth felt his face redden up, getting hotter by the moment. He had mistaken what they were talking about behind the door for something completely different. Very different.

"We tried to squeeze under that desk to watch it, but it was a tight squeeze so we decided to move onto the bed. The worm was standing up and so we thought about getting you so you can see it….but we heard a loud thump on the door…" Yazoo explained. "And I opened the door and here you are."

"Why is your face so red nii-chan." Loz asked. Sephiroth's hand leapt to his face, covering it.

"N-nothing, I mean it's not red. What are you talking about? Stupid idiots…go clean the house. I'm going to go out tonight." Sephiroth left the room quickly.

Walking out of apartment he grabbed his black trench coat. The cool night air collided with his still warm and red cheeks. It's going to be an allnighter for Sephiroth at the bar.

Tsk tsk tsk Sephy you should be ashamed of yourself.
Sephiroth: Shuddup…
Kadaj: Why?
Loz: Yeah nii-chan didn't do anything wrong.
Yazoo: …..I wonder…
Oohh I think Yazoo's onto you Sephy…
Sephiroth: ……….
Northsky did the behind-the-door-trick ahhhh! Please don't kill her- (clonks by bricks from angry readers)

Oooohh I was worrying about putting this one up…..it seems like a rushed one but I started the whole story because I wanted to tried this trick too….. please don't get mad at me people!