Zee-Lee: And ve are back!
Pit: Ve?
Zee-Lee:VE IS BETTER THEN WE SO BLAH.
Pit:...Okay?
Zee-Lee:FIRST THINGS FIRST! I FORGOT TO DO 2 TRUTHS IN THE LAST CHAPTER! SORRY xLinkk!
Ike's Ghost: Idiot...
Zee-Lee: EXCUSE ME!
Mario's Ghost: Please, can you revive me please?
Zee-Lee: Sure! *Revives Mario*
Mario: Thanks a bunch!
Zee-Lee:No problem!
Ike's Ghost: Excuse me? Aren't you going to revive me?
Zee-Lee: Naww, I'll revive you if it's needed.
Ike's Ghost: Hmph..
Zee-Lee: So.. Back to those forgetten truths, Samus, do you like Link?
Samus: I'm telling you... And ONLY YOU!
Zee-Lee: Okay...
Link:But-
Zee-Lee: Nonononononononononononono.
Pit: But-
Zee-Lee:Nonononononoono!
Link: But- Fine...
Pit:Grrr.
*Samus walks up to Zee-Lee and whispers in her ear*
Zee-Lee: Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Right... Cheat?... NO WAY!
Samus: Yup.
Pit: What'd you say?
Samus:I'm not telling you.
Pit:Please?
Samus:No.
Pit:Please?
Samus:No.
Pit:Please?
Samus:No.
Pit:Please?
Samus:No.
Pit:Please?
Samus:NO!
Pit:Plea-
Zee-Lee: SHUT UP! GAWSH!
Samus:...
Zee-Lee: So Pit, you. Samus. Whats the deal?
Pit: If Samus won't say out loud, then I'm not saying anything.
Samus: OH YOU STUBBORN LITTLE B-
Pit: I'M STUBBORN? YOU-
Zee-Lee: WOAH! I DO NOT WANT ANY CUSSING HERE! WARNING 1!
Pit: Warning?
Zee-Lee: EXACTLY! If you reach 67 warnings, you get to join Ike.
Samus: ...Okay..
Zee-Lee: Okay, to the next T's and D's from Foxpilot!
Foxpilot
Intriguing. Based on your pen name, I'd guess you are an avid ZeLink fan. But the previous chapters do not have much ZeLink. *Crazed grin* time to change that!
Truths:
Zelda and Link-what is your idea of a romantic getaway?
Ridley-what is your relationship to Trogdor?
Bowser-why are you talking like an internet version of Barney?
Dares:
Ike-Fly through Area 6 from Star Fox 64 or die trying. Have fun.
Marth-You love Caeda. If you continue to deny it, I will make it so next time.
Wolf-Show everyone what you have under the mechanical eye-patch.
I liked this from the start-you banned immunities. Excellent, excellent. A word of warning: not everyone is going to take kindly to this since it is a ToD. Don't be discouraged; you'll get your loyal fanbase soon enough.
Zee-Lee: Yes, I'm a huge ZeLink fan. I TRY not to show favouritism though...
Ike's Ghost: Yet you don't care to tell the world you hate me hmm? Why do you even hate me anyways?
Zee-Lee: Well it all started when I got the game Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn...
~10 HOURS LATER~
Zee-Lee: And that is why I hate you Ike.
Ike's Ghost: W-What? Sorry I fell asleep...
Zee-Lee: DAMN YOU! I'D KILL YOU IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD!
Link: Your getting off track. GET BACK TO THE DARES!
Zee-Lee: Oh yeah.. So Link and Zelda.. what is your idea of a romantic getaway?
Zelda: What?
Zee-Lee: I don't know! JUST ANSWER THE DARN QUESTION!
Zelda: Okay.. Uhh. We are dating...?
Zee-Lee: I don't think that's the right answer but YOU GUYS ARE DATING?
Zelda:Uhh... Yeah...
Zee-Lee: AND YOU CHOSE NOT TO TELL ME AFTER I ANNOUNCED I'M A HUGE ZELINKER!
Zelda: Well... You just scare me kind of...
Zee-Lee: Waaaaa?
Zelda: Uhh... You scare me.
Zee-Lee: EXCUSE ME!
Zelda: Well excuse me for being honest!
Zee-Lee: *Frowns* Okay, so Ridley what is your relationship with Trogdor?
Ridley: When did I get here?
Zee-Lee: You were always here smart one!
Ridley:Okay... Well.. Who's Trogdor?
Zee-Lee: *Face palms*. Here *Takes out laptop*, go search him on the internet.
Ridley: Okie Dokie!
Zee-Lee: Uhh... Right.. NEXT TRUTH! Bowser, what's with the Barney like attitude?
Bowser: Because YOU MUST LOVE ME!
Pit: What? That makes no sense.
Bowser: I said, YOU MUST LOVE ME OR DIE! *Takes out gun*
Peach:...
Zee-Lee: WOAH THERE! No need to shoot someone! I'll just move on to the next dare... I guess I should revive Ike now.
*Zee-Lee revives Ike*
Ike: Finally! I'm alive!
Zee-Lee:Well.. Not for long. Go fly threw Area 6! There's a ship waiting outside for you!
Ike: Okay...
~20 MINUTES LATER~
Ike's Ghost: Well, it was good being alive while it lasted...
Zee-Lee: AHA! 2 POINTS ZEE-LEE, 0 POINTS IKE!
Peach: Come on, don't hate on Ike..
Zee-Lee: YOU BE QUIET MISSY! *Calms down* Right, next dare. MARTH!
Marth: WHAT!
Zee-Lee: WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE CAEDA!
Marth: But what if I don't!
Link: Don't fight it, we all know you love Caeda.
Marth: BUT you've never even met her! You don't even know what she looks like!
Ike's Ghost: BUT I READ YOUR DIARY! AND IT SAYS THAT YOU LOVE HER!
*Everyone gasp!*
Marth: Nope, not possible. I don't own a diary.
Ike's Ghost: Really?
Marth: Yeah?
Link: But you still love her...
Marth: SHUT UP!
Link:Aha! you didn't deny it! YOU DO LOVE HER!
Marth: THAT'S IT TIGHT WEARING FREAK!
Link: Your wearing tights too idiot!
Marth: I don't see how Samu- I mean Zelda could even like you!
*Marth pulls out a bomb and throws it at Link which causes him to sadly, die*
Zelda: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!
Pit: Woah...
Zelda: Marth!
Marth: Hi.
Zelda: You! You like- YOU! Wait, why did you say Samus before?
Marth: No I didn't.
Zelda: Yeah, you did! You said-and I quote- 'I don't see how Samu- I mean Zelda could even like you!'
Marth: Oh, riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Zee-Lee: OH! THERES SOME TENSION NOW!
*Everyone looks at Samus*
Samus:... I'm not saying anything.
Zee-Lee: It looks like Marth and Samus have alittle secret! But enough with the drama! Next dare! Wolf, show us whats under your mechanical eye-patch thing!
Wolf: I would, but last week someone super glued it to my face.
Fox: Wasn't me...
Zee-Lee: Okay then. Now for the next T's and D's from Ultra-Tech 777 2lazy2login!
Ultra-Tech 777 2lazy2login
Really? An asteroid? Outer Space hates me...
DARE: Sonic, run on a treadmill until one of you break.
TRUTH: You, in the red hat and yellow backpack, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Zee-Lee: Alrighty then!
*A treadmill appears infront of Sonic*
Zee-Lee: GO GO GOOOO!
~AFTER 509 HOURS OF SONIC RUNNING ON THE TREADMILL~
Zee-Lee:I THINK THE TREADMILL IS GONNA BLOW!
*Everyone runs outside*
BOOM!
Peach: Wait... Where's Sonic?
Zee-Lee: I guess he didn't make it. Amy is sooooooooooo not gonna like this.
*Zee-Lee revives Sonic*
Zee-Lee: ALL BETTER!
Sonic:...
Zee-Lee: SO! POKEMON TRAINER! WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!
Pokemon Trainer: Well-
*Another astroid comes and strikes Pokemon Trainer*
Zee-Lee: OH NO NOT AGAIN! *Revives Pokemon Trainer*
Pokemon Trainer: MY REAL NAME IS RED! SO YEAH...
*Lightning comes and strikes Pokemon Trainer*
Zee-Lee: Well, I hope that answered your questions. NEXT UP IS Link5604!
Link5604
Hey people of America (and Canada). Me got ideas that make your minds go ka-wam-me-go-blam-ey. Now that that is out of the way here I go! *trips and does a face plant* ...ow.
Dares:
Fox: Read Master Hand's power level with your scouter thing
CH (Crazy Hand): Unleash you final smash on the, the, the, unspeakable duo, those two evil children (Yes those two shall be my main target for killing).
Link/Zelda: Get married or you will DIE! (Sister's request)
Link: Go skydiving like on Skyward Sword (Oh ya!)
Them: Jump into a pit of lava a thousand times for making lose a wi-fi match for once in my life
Everyone: Have a huge brawl with everyone with only AK-47's (Machine guns)
Truths:
Ganondorf: What's like to be hated by most fanfiction writers?
Fox: What do think of the most famous quote from Star Fox 64? (yes I am breaking the 4th wall)
Everyone: What would you do if you had a staring contest with Weegee?
Guys: How do you like how little amount of girls there are?
Girls: How do like being surrounded by a bunch of guys 24/7?
CH: WATZ UP?
Zee-Lee: Fox...
Fox: My power level.. What thing?
Zee-Lee: I DON'T KNOW! I'll get back to that... So Crazy Hand?
* Random person walks up to Zee-Lee and tells her something*
Zee-Lee: SORRY EVERYONE, DUE TO PROBLEMS, CRAZY HAND IS UNABLE TO MAKE IT FOR PERSONAL REASONS. NEXT.
Zelda: *Sobs* HOW THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO MARRY A DEAD PERSON!
Zee-Lee: Do not worry! I have epic author's power! *REVIVES LINK*
Peach: OH I JUST LOVE WEDDINGS!
Zee-Lee: Best. Dare. Ever.
*After a pretty wedding*
Zee-Lee: YAY ZELINK IS NOW TRUE!
Zelda: So happeh.
Zee-Lee: SO EXCITED! NEXT DARE! LINK GO SKY DIVING!
Link: Really, after I just got married?
Zee-Lee: Well durr, NO FREE-BEES!
Link: Fine...
*Link Teleports to the sky on a cloud*
Link: Well, here goes nothing.
~Link jumps and then brakes through the roof of where the ToD session was happening and fell on his face~
Doctor Mario: WAIT! BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT! HE STILL HAS A PULSE HE'S ALIVE!
Samus: Few...
Zee-Lee: Next dare. Wait, who's 'Them'? I'M SO CONFUSED! I keep skipping so many dares! I'll do them in the next chapter maybe... So next. YAY GUN FIGHTING!
Zelda: Oh joy.
Samus: OH YEAH!
Zee-Lee: I'm gonna not be in this brawl, but everyone else! TOO FINAL DESTONATION!
*All smashers appear at Final Destonation~
Zee-Lee ( Who is watching from a distance): 1 LIVE!-
Snake: THERE'S NO ROOM! ALREADY 2 PEOPLE FELL OFF HE STAGE!
Zee-Lee: Hmm... To bad for them. Now here *All smashers who are left get AK-47's* FIIIIIIIIGHT!
~TWENTY MINUTES LATER~
Zee-Lee: Hmm... Now all we have left is Samus, Snake, Captain Failcon and Ike...
Ness: Wasn't Ike dead?
Zee-Lee: Yeah.. I might have accidentally revived him. Stupid, stupid me.
Ike: HAHA!
*Ike get's launched off stage*
Zee-Lee: Mwaha.
~10 MORE MINUTES~
Zee-Lee: Just Samus and Snake left...
Pit: GO SNAKE! SHOOT HER OFF THE STAGE!
Toon Link: SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE!
Link: Frick Snake, GO SAMUS! KICK HIS A-
Zee-Lee: And the winner is Snake!
Peach: Well, that was a waste of 30 minutes. Get to the next dare please!
Zee-Lee: Riight. TRUTHS YAY! So Ganondork, how does it feel to be hated my most fanfic-ers (?) ?
Ganondorf: Why should I care?
Zee-Lee: Good point, next. Fox, what is the most famous quote?
Fox: Well, I think it was when that 1 guy said my name.
Zee-Lee: Really?
Fox:Mmmhmmm.
Zee-Lee: Thats the best you can do? Sheeesh you fail. Next, everyone, how would you feel if you had a starring contest with Weegee?
Diddy Kong: I would feel awkward then comit suicide.
Lucas: Same here.
*Everyone nods*
Zee-Lee: Okay then, guys, how do you feel about the small amount of girls?
Ike: It frickin sucks, but then again, most girls can't even fight.
Zelda: EXCUSE ME!
Ike: Just an opinion...
Marth: Well, I don't much about the small amount of girls here.
Ike: Gay.
Marth: I'M. NOT. GAY.
Zee-Lee: Opinions opinions.. Girls, how is it like being aroung guys all the time.
Zelda: I'm married, so I'm not answering.
Peach: Well, I think its awesome I guess!
Samus: Ehh..
Zee-Lee: NOW FOR THE NEXT BATCH OF TRUTHS AND DARES BY A PERSON NAMED... Wait, this person forgot to leave their name! Oh well.
~BLANK NAME~
Whoop! ToD's FTW! *gives special ToD cookies to everyone* ...Sorry for my outburst... DARES! Peach: Go into a cupboard with Cheapton Falcon, Snake and Samus for 10 minutes! Fox: *hands an axe* Here, go beat up Wolf. Falco: CRUSH 3 Smashers of your choice because I like you. TRUTHS! Luigi: Why do you continue to live in Mario's shadow? You do know you are more awesome, riiiight? Pikachu: What is it like being a pokemon? Ike: Why did you make me write about you? (Don't deny it! I remember you holding me at sword point!) Sonic, Kirby and Pit: Why are your taunts the worst in the game?
Zee-Lee: Well guys, I think we will have to save the rest of the truths and dares for the next chapter.
Everyone: WHY!
Zee-Lee: Because I actually finished this chapter about 2 weeks ago and the WHOLE CHAPTER got deleted when I tried to upload it, so I redid the first half of the T's and D's but I'm still upset that I have to re-do it so yes. The next chapter will be the rest of the T's and D's plus the new ones people will submit (That is, if you DO submit your T's and D's)
Ike: So your saying, you had bad luck, and you have to re-do this chapter but you got lazy so you didn't?
Zee-Lee: Shut up. So I'm sorry to:
~Blank Name~
xLinkk
emmy
TheFanOfNintendo
LollyDelly
Zee-Lee: The next chapter will be up by the end of next week. Thanks for reading and don't forget to submit your truths and dares! Bye!