"Is the microphone on? Is – is this thing on? Hello? IS THIS THING ON?!?!?! Oh. Ahem. Today, at 10:32 am, the body of Krillin... wait, does this guy have a last name? No? Ok. The body of Krillin was found dead in a grassy field just south of the city. He apparently had his vocal chords ripped out, then was left for dead after being dressed up – most likely by the murderer – as Charlie Brown, for reasons unknown. All though I do say there is an amazing resemblance."

Trunks turned off the T.V. and laughed as he imagined the reaction to this announcement in the San household...

At the same moment, Goku turned off the T.V., but with a much different cry escaping his lips.

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KRILLIN!!!!!!! I WILL AVENGE YOU!!!!! But first, lunch!"

With a gleeful smile, Goku proceeded to raid the pantry, out of his depression, eating more than he usually did, which is saying a lot.

Just then, Chichi walked into the kitchen with her frying pan of doom in hand, and spotted Goku steadily munching his way through their food supplies. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" shrieked Chichi, waving the frying pan dangerously through the air, killing a few mosquitoes in her rampage. "YOUR BEST FRIEND JUST DIED AND WAS FOUND DRESSED AS CHARLIE BROWN AND YOU'RE EATING?!?!?!"

"Well..." started Goku nervously, "I need my strength to avenge Krillin, you know, and..."

"Do you even know who did it??"

"Well... no, but..."

At that moment, Bulma burst through the door, temporarily saving Goku's hide. She appeared to be hysterical. "I JUST FOUND MY SWEET VEGETA!"

"Was he lost?" asked Goku. "If he was, he was probably pretty grumpy."

"DEAD! I FOUND HIM DEAD!!!!"

Goku fell out of his chair, choking on a piece of his sandwich. "WHAT?!?!"

"AND THERE WAS A BIG HOLE IN MY KITCHEN WALL!" With that, Bulma fainted.

"Well, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!? WE HAVE TO GO TO BULMA'S HOUSE! PICK HER UP AND LET'S GO!" Chichi screamed.

Later, at the Brief's house...

"Oh yes, I can see the hole in the wall. And Bulma just redecorated! Oh dear."

Goku turned away from the kitchen and made his way around the perimeter of the house. Directly to the left of the Gravitron, he saw Vegeta's body, lying on the ground in a pool of dried blood.

"Ew!" yelped Goku. "Chichi, get a mop!"

"Why?" Chichi stepped over to Goku and spotted Vegeta's broken and battered remains. Chichi quickly fainted, mumbling, "You'll need more than a mop."

Goku tried to catch her before she hit the ground... but missed. After placing both unconscious women in the house, he began to puzzle over who could have committed this heinous act. Unfortunately, because his I.Q. was about the same as his shoe size, he could not figure it out.

Just then, Trunks walked in.