Dear Translators,

I AM SO A BOY! Don't translate Blaise with fricking Bella…!

Sincerely, really annoyed Blaise Zabini.

Wanted to make a mean Twilight related joke, I love them a lot (but I love Twilight too, I'm just a sucker for the Harry Potter-Twilight Jokes) but I didn't do it this time. Isn't that great? Took me a lot of will power though. I have made a lot of them already, I will post them sometime.