Things the Turks are Not Allowed to Do. Part three 63-88

This is based off of The Enterprise List (or 235 Things the Crew of the Enterprise is No Longer Allowed to Do According to Starfleet)

63. Turks will not wear a dress while at work in protest of the uniform length and impracticality for female employees.

64. Even if the secretaries appreciated the gesture.

65. Do not slip away from security detail.

66. Velds rank is 'Director', not 'Supreme Overlord.'

67. He does not sign paper work under that title

68 Turks are not allergic to paperwork.

69. Turks will not add "In accordance to the teachings of Veld," to end their sentences.

70. "I am a Turk," is not a viable excuse for most things.

71. Bourbon is not a medical expense.

72. Neither is Vodka

73. Nor any kind of alcohol aside from rubbing alcohol.

74. Punching superior officers to 'test for reflexes' is not acceptable.

75. The Person who is in charge of ordering coffee and supplies is no ones "Sugar Daddy"

76. Turks are not allowed to tell employee's where good well vented hiding spots to smoke pot are located.

77. Management is not involved in a conspiracy with the Aliens, Masons, Wutie ,the illuminati, The muffin man or McChocobo? against The Turks

78. There is in fact, a spoon.

79. Not allowed to use sick time to "Journey to Mordor to destroy the one ring"
80. Not allowed to use sick time to take a shortcut and throw it in Mt. Nibelheim

81. "Oops!" is never the appropriate response when asked to report.

82. Turks should not make a company wide announcement saying that it is 'Hug A Turk Day.'

83. Turks should not make a company wide announcement saying that it is 'Hug A SOLDIER Day.'

84. Only Veld may make company wide announcements. Unless their is a life or death emergency.

85. Losing your cat is not a life or death emergency

86. Discussions of "swords" and "fencing" are inappropriate at work.

87. Killing some one because they annoy you is generally considered wrong.

88. Turks are to refer to more experienced officers as "Sir," if they are your superiors, or their rank if they are your inferiors. Not "Grandpa."