Chappy 3! XD thanx to the peeps that reviewed! ima write u down so the people who read my awesome story can bask in your glory! hey, that rymes!
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BASK IN THEIR GLORYNESS! Do it! Do it NOW! :3 well, i got 4 reviewers. thats a good start but it wont quench my thirst. so u people need to do some major quenching!...i just realized how wrong and funny that sounds...quenching...lol XD *wipes away tear* im never gonna let that go. and it is now our personal joke! YAY! we have a personal joke! okay, so who is gonna lead us out? how bout one of our fellow writers and a good friend of mine even though i have never met her! ELLIE!
Ellie: IMA CORN MUFFIN! LOODLE LOODLE LOODLE!
Me:Indeed, my dear Ellie. Indeed.
Ellie: what was i supposed to do agian?...
Me: Disclaimer, dear Ellie.
Ellie: OH! Right! Here I go!...Amaya doesnt own Naruto, Creed or any OCs she gets from other people. she only owns herself and her hilarious sense of humor! and *cough*Hidan*cough*!
Hidan: What did you say?
Ellie: MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSSINESS!
Me; yeah...im gonna start the chappy now...
prolouge: A few drinks and Amaya is already off her rocker. After a long night partying with some friends, she returns home and gets some sleep. But what she didnt know was that she would be getting a lot more than a normal seeming morning. Its a dream-come-true. Or so it seems. After meeting her favorite evil villians and even falling in love with the same person for the second time, does she still want them to stay? Or does she want them to get the hell out of her life, and out of her world forever? Its a mystery even she doesnt know. And then a few Akatsuki crazed friends barge in one day. Can someone say "Chaos and mass destruction." ?
Amaya grinned as she looked into Hidans lust filled eyes. They were the most beautiful color she had ever seen. The sweet pinkish-purple was almost girly, but made her like him even more. She took his right hand and pressed it above his head agianst the grey wall with her free hand. Her hand was tiny compared to his.
'Hurry up! A new episode of Shipuden is coming on soon.' Jenna, her inney, complained. Amaya sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Shut up! Im enjoying this." she replied. Hidans smirk dropped and he furrowed his brows.
"Who the fuck are you talking to?" he asked.
"Oh, dont worry about Jenna. Shes just jellous." Amaya mentaly kicked Jenna.
'Hey! Dont talk about me like Im not here!'
"I said shut up. Let me enjoy this moment!"
'Well,if your gonna be like that, then no!'
"Your a bitch."
"I know! Now get on with it!'
"Fine, I will!" Amaya turned back to Hidan, who had been watching her talk to herself for the past minute or so.
"Are you related to that plant basterd or something?" he raised an eyebrow and suddenly went serious. Amaya mentally cursed Jenna. It was very rare that Hidan is serious, actually, he was probley never serious. This wasnt going to be good.
"Uhm, no. I just have some multi-personality disorder thingy-ma-bob." she explained.
"Yeah, like Zetsu..."
"No, not like Zetsu. You cant hear Jenna talking, or any of the others for that fact. Only I can."
"Wait, theres fucking more of them?"
"Yeah, Jenna is the one that talks the most. One of the others is a rabid squirrel called Dick. Ellie is afraid of him. And then there is my pet rock, Snitzel, that died a long time ago. I couldnt let him go so I imprinted him in my mind and he is just there now..."
"You are a fucking phycho!" his grin returned, "I like that."
"Im confused now. I forgot what I was going to do." Amaya lowered the knife and tapped it agianst her chin thoughtfully.
"Oh, I fucking give up!" he pushed her away and stalked out of the room.
"Damn. Whats his fucking problem?" Amaya murmured to herself, putting the knife away. She sighed and picked up a plate of steaming veggies, chicken and rice, and began eating it with a pair of blue chopsticks. She really didnt remember what she was going to do, and he had to get all pissed off about it. It wasnt her fault. Things like that happen all the time to her. It wasnt rare that Amayas memory failed her. A few pounding noises came from the front door and Amaya rushed into the entrance room just as Rane was walking in. She was the same height as Amaya with mid-lenght orange hair that had a few black streaks in it and dark blue eyes. And she too wore the traditional black clothing that Amaya and Ellie wore. Rane smiled warmly and guestured behind her.
"I brought back-up." she said, "Now, where are the brats?" Another girl walked in behind her. She was slightly shorter than them, with long, brown hair that, too, had black, blonde, and red streaks in it and amazing, multi-colored eyes.
"Hey, Amaya. Awesome party last night, huh?" Erin asked, closing the door behind her. Good, the more the merrier.
"We have to go do it agian." Amaya agreed happily, then turned serious, "Dont freak when you see them, okay?"
"What are you talking about?" Rane dug in her skinny jeans pocket and pulled out a red wallet, "Im buying food so it doesnt matter how many there are."
"Its not how many there are, its who they are." Amaya explained as she led them hesitantly into the den. The only people in there was Ellie and Tobi. Rane and Erin exchanged looks.
"You needed our help looking after a Tobi cosplayer?" Erin asked. But Amaya didnt hear. She was to busy panicking.
"WHERE ARE THEY?" she grabbed Tobi by his collar and shook him.
"They went to explore, Amaya-chan." he said. She stopped shaking him and panicked more.
"OMJ! They better not break anything!" she yelled as she bolted out of the room and down the hall.
"They?" Rane looked at Ellie.
"Shes talking about the rest of the Akatsuki." Ellie replied, glancing back at the flashing tv. Tobi nodded.
"Whats your names? Tobis name is Tobi!" he giggled childishly from his spot on the rug.
"So, hes real?" Rane pointed at Tobi. Ellie nodded in response."Is Sasori here?" Ellie nodded agian. Squeeling happily, Rane raced out of the room.
"So, Itachi is here too?" Erin asked, though she already knew the anwser, she just wanted to make sure. Sighing, Ellie nodded agian. Erin shrugged and sat down infront of Tobi.
"Im Erin." she said happily, "Do you know how to play clap war?"
"Whats that? Tobi wants to know."
"Alright," Erin raised her hands so her palms were facing him, " the game starts like any other patty-cake related game. But this is more advanced. There is no rythem and one person makes up the pattern. Its a little hard at first but I think you might get a hang of it." Tobi clapped his hands agianst hers and soon they were playing like crazy at an amazing pace. Erin made the pattern and Tobi guessed her next moves each time. But ofcourse he did, he was Madara. And Madara did have the Sharingan. The odds werent really fair between them, and Erin did know whohe really was. She just needed to pass the time.
~~~~~~~Back with Amaya~~~~~~~~
Amaya ran down the dark hall. She stopped infront of Peins door and pressed her ear to it. She could hear soft murmuring from inside. It was Pein and Konan. Okay, so they were still in there. That was good. She started running down the hall agian, then suddenly stopped when an idea popped into her head. The door she was looking for was large and black, reinforced with a bunch of locks of many types. But all of the locks were torn off. This door was the entrance to an enclosed room where she kept all of her valuables. Her father had it built specifically when she bought the house.
"Kakuzu!" she scrieched as she yanked open the door and glared at the money-loving man, who just happened to have a handfull right at that moment.
"What." he said almost to calmly. Amaya growled and snatched the bills from his greedy paws. He snarled back.
"Dont. Touch. My. Money." she hissed and stuffed it back in the silver cabinet that was broken open also.
"Brat, dont you tell me what to do!"
"I'll tell you whatever the fuck I want! I earned all of this money myself and Im not going to lose it all to a greedy, old basterd!"
"Your words are bold for a weakling like you."
"AAUGH! I'LL KILL YOU!"
**********With Rane*************
"Sasori!" Rane called. She stopped and put a hand on her hip as a sign that she was deep in thought. The sexy puppet-man could be anywhere. He was to unpredictable to trace his movements to a specific place. She sighed and continued up the stairs into the loft, where, surprisingly, he stood looking out the large window. A soft rain had begun pattering softly agianst it and the sky had turned dark. He turned around slowly to glance at her, his face had usual emotionless look painted all over it.
"There you are!" she joined him at the window, "Wat' cha doin'?"
"Theres more of you?" he stated in his calm voice.
"Yup! Me and Erin just got here to help Amaya look after you guys."
"Hn."
"I dont get why you guys say that as if it is an anwser. Amaya says that a lot too. Its kinda wierd."
"Hn."
"Can you say something else? Im trying to start a conversation." Sasori sighed and turned away from the window to the laptop that sat on the wooden desk. He examined it and everything else that was on the desk, such as a cup full of pens and pencils, a large stack of paper and a million cases of cds and games.
"Amaya would kill me if any of that stuff is broken or stolen. She would probley go after you too." Rane picked up a Creed cd and popped it into the stereo that was perched on a shelf beside the stair-case. The song 'Suddenly' began playing loudly on two large speakers that were on the floor because they were to big to put on indevidual shelves. Overwhelmed by the fucking awesome music, Sasori grimaced and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"No, Sasori! Come back!" Rane yelled when she turned it down, "I'll change the song!" Suddenly, a loud crash came from down-stairs followed by a scream and a few loud bangs. Startled, Rane turned off the stereo and rushed down the stairs to where the noise came from.
^^^^^^^^^^^^Erin and Ellie^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ellie and Tobi were in the middle of a major clap war when the song 'Suddenly' blared around them. Tobi jumped, startled, and missed his turn.
"YES! I win! Woot!" Ellie cheered, pumping her fist in the air.
"Aww. I guess your better than Tobi, Ellie-chan. You are now sempai! Ellie-sempai!" Tobi giggled. Ellie smiled triumphly. Her victory was quickly ruined by a loud crash that shook the whole house. A scream came from down the hall, probley from the valuables room. Exchanging worried looks, Ellie and Erin jumped up and ran down the hall. Soon they met up with Rane who was standing infront of the valuables room and staring inside with a grin spread across her face. Elle and Erin joined her to see what was all the comotion. Inside was a scene that shocked and amused them at the same time.
Me: MWA HA HA HA HA! CLIFFY! wat will happen next? ONLY I KNOW!
Hidan: u bitch. wat is inside the fucking room?
Me:me, u and Kakuzu having a three-som :D
Hidan:your...your fucking lying *shudders*
Me: yeah, I am! XD
Hidan: *sigh of relief* dont fucking do that!
Me: I'll do wat ever the fuck I want!
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