(MY) ~10 ways to annoy Dimentio~
1. Talk in third person
(Check!)
2. Ask him if you can barrow his clothes. If he asks why? And he will, trust me. Tell him you need a really stupid costume for a party, and you thought his would be perfect.
(Check a roon!)
3. Stare at him (Don't blink just stare) when he asks why? Say nothing and walk away.
4. Ask him what the h#11 was the point of 256? Was it his fav number?
5. Ask him why Dimension D is green? (Why not purple and yellow it IS his dimension after all)
6. Yell "GRRREEEEN!" at random moments.
7. interrogate him with questions like "So how are your betrayal plans coming?" or "Did you die in SPM on purpose? Was that part of your plan?" or, "Any plans with Mimi tonight?" (heeheehee MWAHAHAHA)
8. Put glitter on his mask!
9. Spend a day handcuffed to the Count! (heehee)
10. Release fan girls (but make sure they've got shock collars on in case things get a little TOO crazy)
THREE: STARE AT HIM!
Dimentio yawned and opened his door, opening his eyes he saw Icefox and Acro. Standing in the middle of the hallway, staring at him.
With a confused face on his mask he entered the hallway waiting for something…anything…? Nothing? He looked back at the fangirls and saw they had taken two steps closer but were still just staring at him.
Creeped out he walked out in the hallway, taking a step to the left, their eyes followed him, he took two steps to the right, they followed him, unmoving, unblinking, just staring.
"You two are starting to creep me out like two corpse hanging in my room." He hoped to get a reaction. Nothing.
He walked down the hallway, hearing their steps even with his. He turned around, they were still just staring. Slowly turning around he continued walking, he heard them giggling and turned around to see them just staring. Confused he stepped closer to them, and waved his hand in front of Icefox's face…..Nothing, not a giggle or a smile, nothing.
Turning back around he walked, again their footsteps even with his.
Dimentio paced up and down his hallway, Icefox and Acro watched him, unmoving, unblinking (Well they/we didn't blink when he looked at them/us) He glanced at them, 'Just staring as always.' he sighed, "When are you going to stop?" He asked, "Like determined workers, you won't stop will you?" He waited for a response, a nod of the head…anything, "Nothing?" Dimentio lightly shook his head. Turning away he heard, "We won't stop." From one of the girls. Looking back they just stared not giving an incantation that they had said anything. One of their stomach growled, Icefox looked at her stomach, "Shush tummy." It growled and Acro giggled Icefox screamed, "I need food!" She stared walking down the hallway like a zombie, "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" (Icefox sound familiar?)
Acro fell down laughing, but as soon as Icefox was out of sight she stood up and stared at Dimentio.
"It was creepy with two, its even creepier with one." He muttered. He walked the opposite way Icefox went. Looking back he saw Acro looking after him, but not following him. He made himself invisible, still watching her. She looked around the hallway and ran like a bullet towards Icefox. Following at a slower pace, he watched as Acro glomped Icefox, "Ow!" the authoress said.
"Well so sorry but I gots to warns ya!" Acro said, "Dimmy is wandering."
"So?" Ice fox said trying to get up only for Acro to whisper, "Invisible." Icefox looked at her strangely, "The way you just said that," Icefox said holding her head, "It sounded worse then some one is streaking."
Acro made a face of disgust, "Yeah like I'll shout that to the world." "Well it would warn people to get their children off the streets." Icefox said, "Yeah I mean what if a creeper was wondering around in the NUDE!"
Icefox raised an eyebrow, "Again Acro weird." Acro pouted, "it's the truth, the world is full of dirty little secrets." "And how many of them are yours?" Icefox asked smug, Acro looked at the ground. Dimentio decided to become visible, instantly both girls stared at him as if nothing was going on.
He shook his head and turned away, "CREEPER!" Acro shouted. He turned and glared at her, "Dude, I need my space." She said not moving.
Grinning he turned back around, they both gagged silently behind his back. He turned to look back at them, nothing… "Why are you staring at me?" Icefox and Acro shared a look and walked away.
Dimentio looked after them confused. He turned and kicked the wall. Before screaming in pain and annoyance.
