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INUYASHA DARE
Vampire911: hello one and all, I am so sorry for not updating! I feel so bad…Well anyway during my absence the Inu characters have been very well rested and now they are very nervous for your dares. Bwahahahaha! Yes any way yes I have noticed that I did not finish the last dare with Shinta, so sorry. I really don't know what was up, but anyway you all don't want to hear me go on and on and on and on and on and on and on…
Everybody: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Vampire911: and on and on and on and, one more, ON AND ON! So yes here we go! I had a lot of reviewers and I've got to say… you are all perverts! Yeah well, join the club. So, far Kagome is dead and so is Kikyo.
Sexy inu-lova fr. I want Shippo to pole dance in front of Miroku then Kanna can hump Naraku.
Shippo: as a great fox warrior I must show that I do have some entertainment skills! (Pole dances as Miroku walks in the room)
Miroku: uh… Shippo, what are you doing?
Shippo: I am showing the world that I am full of entertainment!
Miroku: well you are not doing it right, let me show you. (Does a striptease instead of just pole dancing)
Kanna seeing all of this, gets aroused, and looks for something to help ease her need…
Kanna: Naraku…need help…need you. (Starts humping Naraku)
Everyone: O.O
Luna fr Sess bring Kagome back to life and rape her in front of Inuyasha, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru do 3 way with Sango and Kagome,. Shippo and Rin fuck each other in front of Sess. Koga rape Sango. Miroku rape Kagome. Everyone get high and/or drunk!
Sesshomaru: grumbles…I'm to generous…grumble, grumble. (Resurrects Kagome with Tenseiga)
Kagome: huh? I'm alive?
Inuyasha: Kagome! (Runs towards Kagome)
Sesshomaru: Not so fast! (Grabs Kagome and rapes her right on the spot.) Ah yes, all done, here InuYasha. Here is your worthless human wench… since I am feeling generous I shall resurrect your other human wench. (Resurrects Kikyo, who is still in a clay body and is using souls of dead women.)
Inuyasha: (to shocked to say anything) I can't believe you would do such a thing to Kagome! She is just a human girl-
Sesshomaru: (eying Sango) hnmm, I'm feeling extra horny so, (elbows Inuyasha) lets go rut the demon slayer!
Inuyasha: uh… I don't think we should… (Pauses, as Sesshomaru gently removes his clothes) Uhhh… shit… ok!
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru both attack Sango who surprisingly is willing to go 3-way with them both. After they are done they both attack Kagome, who is still recovering from her session with Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: ahhhhh that was fun… (Turns head and sees Shippo fucking Rin) What the? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWODOING!
AAATTTOOOMMMIIIIIICCC BOOOOOM!
Sango: (gets out of shower) wow! Inuyasha and Sesshomaru sure know how to please a woman. I'm still in pain…my poor legs.
Koga: can a couple of puppies please a woman as well as a wolf put together?
Sango: Koga?
Koga attacks Sango and rapes her
Miroku: Kagome! (Finally noticing that Kagome was now alive)
Kagome: Oh hello Miroku! How have you been-?
(Miroku cuts her off as he attacks her. He rapes her while saying, "I thought I wouldn't see your young face"
After everyone is done with their sessions they all get drunk and get high.)
Lilgirroxs fr. I like to dare Inuyasha to have sex with Kagome with lips and tongues EVERYWHERE!
Inuyasha: well… uh… I don't think I'm up to that kind of commitment… (Tries sneaking away)
Kagome: Oh no you don't Dog-boy! I've waited a long time for this! (Grabs Inu and starts making out with him until it turns out to be a major heated session.)Oh Inu!
Everyone: Get a room!
Vamipre911: NOOOOO my eyes! It burns! (I'm sorry but I don't like Inu and Kag pairings.)
Para-Normal Eve fr. I would dare Kikyo to stop stealing the souls of other girls.
Kikyo: but…but…but…but…but then how would I survive?
Vampire911: Ah well, your loss.
Kikyo: (Forced to stop stealing dead souls)
Vampire911: well I guess I will put up my own dare, considering that I still have space. Hmmm…let's see. Sesshomaru make out with every male in this room besides ship and Jaken (though I'd hardly call Jaken a male…). Inuyasha lick the stripes on Sesshy's face and thighs (yes, he has stripes there too.) But don't give him any more. That's all
Sesshomaru: (mutters) why do I have to make out with everyone all the time…? (Makes out with all males 'cept for Shippo and Jaken)
Inuyasha: (attacks Sesshomaru, strips him and licks his stripes.)(A/N: rumor has it that Sesshy does indeed have stripes and that they are his sensitive spots)
Sesshy: WTF!
Inu: (when he is done) there all done! (Gets off of Sesshy)
Sesshomaru: Nobody gets Lord Sesshomaru hard and doesn't finish the job! (Rapes Inu on the spot)
Every one! You remember that I told you that some of my friends are gonna place their dares, so here is Yukiko with her first dare! Take it away!
Yukiko: yeah, yeah, Ok, Jaken roll around in honey and lay on a fire ant pile. Shippo hump Miroku's legs. Sesshomaru, rape vampire911 in front of everyone.
Vampire911: (gets out honey)
Jaken: (rolls in honey then goes to fire ant pile) mommy…
Shippo: (humps Miroku's legs)
Miroku: …um, what are you doing?
Vampire911: (grabs Shippo) you are too young for this sort of stuff!
Sesshomaru: (comes from behind vampire911) yeah, watch how the grown ups do it. (Rapes vampire911)
Vampire911: (thinking…) I would hardly call this rape! (Grabs Sesshomaru and makes out w/him)
Tsuki: Hi everyone! My turn! Yay! Mine is long ok? So make sure you hold on because its-
Vampire911: Just get on with it already!
Tsuki: sheesh alright! Inuyasha and Koga put on Sesshy's fluffy boa. Put on spiky collars with name tags and leashes. Shippo you are their master. Shippo you must apologize to Rin for raping her (refer to last chappie) vow to be her servant. Sesshy go to Kagome and ask her to be your concubine. Rin tell Shippo to force Inu and Koga into watching Sesshomaru make his proposal to Kagome. Kagura use your wind attack on Naraku. Naraku, throw away your baboon pelt and burn it. Kanna when Naraku comes out steal his soul. Jaken kiss Sesshy and glomp everyone.
Inuyasha: all right! I've always wanted to put this on! (Grabs Sesshy's boa and puts it on Koga and himself)
Sesshomaru: NOOOO! MY FLUFFY!
Everyone: O.O?
Koga: hey this is pretty comfy!
Sesshomaru: NOOOO! MY FLUFFY!
Inu and Koga: (put on spiky collars)
Shippo: I am now your master! Inu give me a back massage and Koga rub my feet!
Inu and Koga: (obeys) Yes Master!
Sesshomaru: (mutters) it's gonna be very noisy now…
Shippo: Rin I am sorry for raping you, I promise to be your servant.
Rin: Hmmm…Ok you're forgiven! Now make Inuyasha and Koga watch what Lord Sesshomaru is going to do now…
Shippo: Inu! Koga! Watch Sesshomaru speak to Kagome.
Inu and Koga: Kagome?
Sesshomaru: (to Kagome) will you be my concubine
Kagome: what! No! I belong with Inuyasha! (Looks at Inuyasha and Koga who are holding hands) I…guess…not… (Sobs in corner)
Naraku: Well since I'm not doing anything I'll take a swim. (Jumps in pool)
Kagura: good his guard is down! Dance of Blades!
Naraku: WTF! How many times do I have to tell you? You are part of me! (Holds out hand and waits till Kagura's heart appears)
Vampire911: (nervously) uh…you got to do your part of the dare! Come, come!
Naraku: Oh yeah (takes off baboon pelt and burns it) sniff, sniff.
Kanna: Naraku, look into my mirror. (Holds out mirror…nothing happens)…this fucking thing must be fucking broken.
Naraku: -.- uhh… How many times do I have to tell you people? YOU ARE ALL A PART OF ME!
Jaken: At last! The moment I've been waiting for! (Runs up to Sesshomaru and is about to kiss him but Sesshy holds him back)
Sesshomaru: I'd rather kiss a human than your ugly face.
Jaken: I'm so sorry Lord Sesshomaru. Please forgive this Jaken.
Vampire911: Jaken why are you such an ass kisser?
Jaken: I'm not! I just truly respect Lord Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: you're an ass kisser…
Vampire911: well that all went well. Yes, I thank all my reviewers. Please send me your dares and everything will be cool. Please make the dares accurate please? I mean if someone is dead please do not refer to them as if they were alive. (That is if you want Sesshomaru to bring them back to life.) Umm please make your dares long if you can. La la la la la I don't know what else to say. Though I do remember that I had other stuff to say… A Special thanx to Yukiko, Tsuki, and Others. Please read my other story, but I forgot what it was called. Hmmm…oh well ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Anyways, I'll come up with next chap in a jiffy…hopefully…