AN- Got this idea from my only reviewer (thanks) and, just to say, Sebastian had this coming to him… Also, I realized that I spelled Brittany's name Britney! O_0 Sorry! Oh, and I don't own Glee, or it would air every day 24 times a day. (On it's own Glee channel)
The second performance, in Artie's opinion, went even better than the first. It was a while after, about Christmastime and Kurt and Blaine were feeling generous so they headed out to the Lima Bean with Rachel and Finn for a double date. "So you're telling me that we both lost our, like, virginity, on the same night with, like, brothers? That's so cool! It's, like, we're destined to be best friends or something!" Rachel was babbling to Blaine while the said brothers blushed furiously.
"Can we talk about something besides sex in an empty café while on a date?" Kurt whispered. They were the only customers. "No. It's fun making our boyfriends uncomfortable." Blaine said, laughing with Rachel. Kurt put his head in his hands until he heard the most unwelcome sound in the world. "Hey, Blaine, how's it going?" said Sebastian Smythe, flirtatious tone instantly recognizable. "Oh, hello Sebastian!" Kurt said in an overly sweet voice. "So nice of you to drop in on our little double date!"
Rachel looked towards the painfully obviously gay teenager, criticizing. "Hi, I'm Rachel Berry. Don't think I've seen you around McKinley." She said, sticking out a hand. "Hello, I'm Sebastian, and, yeah, you wouldn't see me around that ghastly school. I go to Dalton. A proud Warbler!" he said, shaking her hand. Rachel gave Kurt a look that said "We need to talk-now!" "Excuse us, Sebastian." Kurt said, shooting daggers at him. "I've gotta… go get some… coffee! Yeah, coffee…" Blaine said vaguely, hoping to avoid more flirting from Sebastian.
That left just Finn and Sebastian sitting at the table. "So… um, are you one of Kurt's friends from Dalton?" Finn said, trying to break the tension. "What? Oh, god no! Him and his designer clothes. He thinks he can sing so well… thinks he's destined for Broadway or something. I'll tell you what- he doesn't even deserve Blaine, that stupid little gay-faced virgin…" Sebastian said scathingly. Finn didn't say anything for a few minutes. Blaine was coming back to the table when Finn suddenly burst out with a "KURT'S MAH BRO, YOU STUPID GAY JERK!" and proceeded to punch him right in his face.
Kurt and Rachel ran back to the table to find a very surprised Blaine, a heavily breathing Finn and Sebastian with a bleeding nose. "I'm sorry- he just said all these things about Kurt and I-" Finn was explaining to Rachel. "Wait- what exactly did he say about Kurt?" Blaine said, his eyes darkening. Kurt bent down pretending to help Sebastian up, but whispering in his ear. "You got what was coming to you- and ever go near Blaine again and I will personally ask Finn to punch you into next week." Sebastian just nodded and pinched his bleeding nose.
"Finn. Answer me." Blaine said again. "Alright… he said that Kurt didn't deserve you and that he was a 'stupid little gay-faced virgin'"…" Finn said hesitantly. Blaine rounded on Sebastian in an instant. "If you ever say anything like that again, I will personally introduce you to someone named Dave Karofsky. And recommend that you be taken off the Warblers." He said threateningly. "You-you can't do that!" Sebastian said. "Oh, what happened to once a Warbler always a Warbler? Plus I know everyone at Dalton and if they knew you'd been insulting one of their favorite soloists… I am taken, Sebastian, so give it up already." Silence. "Oh, and Kurt's not a virgin." Blaine added as an afterthought.
They left the meerkat faced teen alone in the Lima Bean. As they climbed into Finn's car, Kurt gave Blaine a warm smile. "I love you." he said. "Love you too." Blaine replied. "Aw!" Rachel said. "I love you, Finn!" "I love you Rachel." Finn said. "Well, I love you too, Rachel." Kurt said from the backseat. "And you too Finn." "Well aren't we just big balls of love today!" Blaine remarked. Everyone laughed and Finn said "Yeah, tell that to Sebastian!"
They were still laughing when Rachel said "Hey do you think your parents will let us spend the night? What's the point of going home? My dads won't mind." "My parents are out of town for the weekend." Blaine said. "Well then off to our house we go!" Kurt said to Finn. He pulled into the Hudson-Hummel driveway and helped Rachel out of the car. "We've spent the night over here so many times I bet we each have, like, five outfits in our boyfriend's closets." Blaine joked. "Actually, if such an event like this were to occur, I raided both of your closets and picked out three outfits for you two to wear."
They thought he was joking until Kurt pulled them into his room and showed them the six outfits. "Hey- none of my sweaters are in here!" Rachel complained. "I know- I had to search for shirts that didn't have some sort of knitted animal on the front!" Blaine laughed until he noticed none of his outfits had bowties on them. "How am I supposed to live without my bowties, Kurt!" he said frantically to his boyfriend. "Those are like our trademark symbols, Kurt- like Mr. Schue's vests. His many, many vests!" And everyone laughed.
Awww, protective Blaine and Finn! Hoped you liked it! IT'S ALMOST JANUARY! Emma Schuster. Sounds nice, doesn't it? ;D Review and you will be granted 3 wishes from my magic genie named Klaine Hummel-Anderson! Or maybe you won't. Yeah, you probably won't. But still review!