Super Smash Brothers- Yet another Truth or Dare Chapter 3
Again, thanks for your submissions! I'm afraid characters cannot be brought back to life, but I can solidify their spirits.
Again, a shock ran through the arena, stunning most of the Smashers and OCs.
"It's time to go on!" came Neuron6's voice, to the great dismay of the Smashers. "Our first submission is from Green Swordsgirl. Here it is."
Please check my bio for my O.C., Green. Okay, here's my Truth or Dares!
Mario: Do you truly love Peach? Or do you save her for the kiss or the cake?
Wario: You suck! You're ugly, you're fat, and ugh! You make me sick. What is your reaction?
Toon Link: You are awesome, you're my favorite brawler ever, and you are THE BEST person that ever lived! (What is your reaction?) :D
~DARES~
Donkey Kong: I hate your final smash, I mean really? Playing bongos? That's like the easiest smash to avoid! (Read next dare for following DARE)
Link: Triforce slash Donkey Kong!
Toon Link: Triforce slash Wario!
Peach: Make Toon Link a cake; he will then rate it on how good it is on a scale of one to ten. If it's lower than 5, you must DIE! If it's higher than 5, you survive. Better make it yummy; Toon Link is very hungry after killing Wario!
I'LL BE BACK! !
Green appeared in the stadium and took out her sword in preparation for the later dares.
"Of course I-a love-a her!" said Mario. The lie detector flashed and the plumber screeched in pain.
Wario's spirit was picking its nose and barely paid attention to Green Swordsgirl. This did not please Neuron6, so he amplified the statement by seven hundred decibels and replayed it into the ghost's ear. His reaction was a spurt of bad words. Toon Link was happy at his positive recognition and skipped around to display this. Unfortunately, he skipped straight into the invisible Void, who was sneaking around like he always did. He ducked just in time, and Void's blade only severed the tip of his hat. Toon Link was chased by Void, which was not an easy thing to do, since he didn't know where the heck to run from an invisible person. Finally, he thought he lost him. Void was actually bribing most of the other Smashers to go after poor Toony. Both Links (one being a spirit) used their final smashes on the heavyweight and the solidified spirit. However, neither one died simply because they were heavyweights.
Peach took careful measurements of Toon Link's mouth and taste buds. A kitchen erupted out of the floor and Peach rushed in. A full five hours later, Peach came out with a huge cake. It was shaped like Toon Link's head, with smaller figures of Toon Zelda and Toon Ganondorf on the sides. Cake Toon Link's eyes were made out of glazed doughnut holes, and the coloring was all-natural. It took another five hours for Toon Link to eat. All those who hated the princess were then disappointed, as the warrior rated it a ten.
"Hmmm. That was a very boring ten hours," said Neuron6. "Well, here we have the next one, from Juni."
Loved it!
Dares
Jakie: kiss Wolf's greatest enemy, FOX!
Iketard: NO goose! I'll update your dare; you have to be a vegetarian for TWO years now
Truths
Sonic: you're too slow!
Marth: *sarcastically* yeah it's a headband and I'm the queen of France
Samus: I knew it! I didn't have Jakie go through your diary for nothing! Oops!
Well I'm done!
Jakie slowly approached Fox. They did a little more than kiss. Okay, that's an understatement. Neuron6 had to put up a wall around them for the sake of the younger Smashers. Ike began crying again as his goose was taken to the animal hospital. "Well, at least I can still have beef…" he said.
"Um, no, you can't," said Neuron6. "You have to be a vegetarian." Ike's cow was taken away.
"WHAT?" shouted Sonic, who was still trying to solder his rings back together. "I am NOT too slow! Watch this!" He at that point had to be tied up to avoid him performing his Side Taunt over and over.
Marth looked at Juni quizzically. "Really? You don't look like a queen."
Samus was extremely angry at her diary violation. She used her Final Smash on the wall Jakie and Fox were behind. Only Jakie survived. Fox, on the other hand, was blown off the arena and fell from above the clouds, where the stadium was situated.
Neuron6 smiled. "And now for ROCuevas, who is writing a TOD himself that I favorited!"
Well this is fun.
Truth: Bowser are you a turtle or a dragon?
Dare: Ice Climbers try to climb Mountain Incredibly Unstable and Deadly.
Truth: Lucas why are you a wimp?
Dare: Pikachu use bolt tackle on Ness.
Bowser snarled. "Can't you see? I'm a turgon! Also known as a Koopa."
The Ice Climbers, for some reason, were excited as they ran off. "I'm not a wimp!" shouted Lucas, who then screamed very, very loudly as Mt. Incredibly Unstable and Deadly fell on him, courtesy of the Ice Climbers.
Pikachu grabbed a Smash Ball. "Piiika…CHUUUUU!" Ness took the full brunt of the move, but only accumulated a lot of damage.
"Finally, we have Phil the Persona Guy."
Muhahahahahaha! Let there be cake! -Brings Link back to life-
Truths
Link, Samus, Falco: Explain how you beat Khoas before. (Note: It involves A LOT of innocent bystanders given swords)
Marth: Tell me, why so serious?
Sheik: Hi Ms. Ninja lady!
Dares
Khoas, Sheik: Olive Garden, go. 1 hour.
Gannondwarf: Firstly, I turn you into a dwarf. Now, during Sheik's date, call her on her cell phone to embarrass her.
Everyone minus other OCs and the author: Unless you want to die, pledge your loyalty to Khoas.
"Well, I'm very sorry, Phil, but characters can't be brought back to life until someone wins," explained Neuron6. "Link's spirit can still answer your truth, though."
Link's ghost, Samus, and Falco began to tell the epic tale. "Well," they said, "Khoas was bugging us, so we bribed a crowd at one of our brawls to go after him with swords. 'Nuff said."
Marth looked at Phil. "Serious? You're talking to me about being serious? Well, you try being a prince, having your father go to war, losing your kingdom, and having to go everywhere to get it back; and then we'll see if you're serious."
"Hi Mr. Persona Guy," replied Sheik. She and Khoas were then sent to Olive Garden. Ganondorf's spirit was turned into a dwarf. He sighed. "How long do I have to stay like this?" he asked in a high, squeaky voice. Everyone burst out laughing at his new voice. He sent them all a dirty look, then went to get his cell phone. Sheik laughed at his voice too, then showed it to Khoas.
When Khoas and Sheik returned, everyone consulted each other about whether to accept Khoas's demand. Void then walked over and whispered to them, giving them an idea. They talked some more, nodded their heads, and then swarmed Khoas and sent him back to the temporal barrier. They also sacrificed Jigglypuff to reinforce the barrier, so nobody could free him again.
"Well, that finishes it for-" Neuron6 was interrupted by a cry of, "AETHER!" Ike was standing over the dead body of Toon Link. He noticed everyone staring at him. "What?" he said. "The invisible guy offered me a chance to break my diet for a day if I took him out!" Ike walked away, eating the chicken Void had offered him.
"- Today," Neuron6 finished. "See you all next time!"
Dead:
Link
Sonic
Wario
Ganondorf
Diddy Kong
Jigglypuff
Lucas
Fox
Toon Link
Alive:
Ike
Bowser
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Falco
Ice Climbers
King Dedede
Kirby
Lucario
Luigi
Mario
Marth
Meta Knight
Mr. Game & Watch
Ness
Olimar
Peach
Pikachu
Pit
Pokémon Trainer (Red)
Squirtle
Ivysaur
Charizard
R.O.B.
Samus
Snake
Wolf
Yoshi
Zelda
Ray
Aspen
Void
Jakie
Green
Lee
Trapped in a Temporal Barrier:
Khoas
