"Private?" Skipper asked in surprise. Private stared in his eyes, but showed no emotion. Private turned his attention to Kowalski and laid his eyes on Kowalski's almost burned off flipper.
Private's hold tightened on the gun he was holding in his flipper. "So how's that flipper Kowalski?" Private asked, ignoring skipper's question. Kowalski scowled with hatred in his eyes. Private smirked at Kowalski's face.
"It's holding on." Kowalski said bitterly. "So why are you here?" Skipper and Kowalski both had their flipper's high in the air. No matter how fast they were, they weren't as fast as a bullet.
"After I saw skipper here, I saw that he wasn't on our files. When I got back to the resistance, I realised who he was. He's blowhole's right hand man, or in other words, partner." Private explained. "And if I get blowhole's partner to the resistance, I'll get everything I lost back."
Skipper leaned in close to kowalski and whispered, "He's insane." Kowalski turned his head in surprise. His face was all that Skipper needed to know what Kowalski meant. The little penguin that Skipper treated as a son had gone crazy.
Skipper turned back at Private, and smirked at what was behind him. "What would you get back private?" Skipper asked.
"I'd have my dad back. I'd have his life back." Private started to list. "We'd have his family back. My sanity. Our world and private's... everything."
"Your insane," Skipper said, "Your talking in first and third person. Y-your insane."
Private smirked and walked closer to skipper. "Then join me in the madness, skipper."
"What are you saying?" Skipper asked, still smiling.
"I'm saying that I lied to you skipper." Private explained. "I'm not an idiot skipper. I would have recognised blowhole's partner. I was here, and I heard everything. About you from a different world. But with you, I could inveltrate blowhole's hq. With you, I could win."
Suddenly, dozens of flashes of light buzzed around the room. Skipper closed his eyes and crouched down, his beak pressed against the metal pipe of the sewer.
"Get away from me you freak!" He heard Private scream. Skipper smirked, This private and the private he knew were so different.
That's when three things suddenly hit him.
1. This dimension's skipper is probably even worse.
2. Skipper had just felt a painful stinging in his right flipper.
3. Private had just dropped his gun.
HAHAHAHAHA! Yes, I made Private evil. And don't worry, Skipper survives... kinda. And to all those rico fans out there who are waiting for rico, well, lets just say that he's gonna come in a REALLY big way.
"HOTPINK!"
Oops, I guess the penguins found me. Now if only I could get to that open window over there...