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Welcome to The Nut Shell Series, also known as TNSS. This is a series of various kinds of stories / cliches in the Fairy Tail section in a nutshell! I will try my best to make these accurate, but I try to find kinds that have many stories of it. Why? I can collect more info on the plot line that way, and turn it into one big nutshell in the best way that I can. Of course, this is made for pure crack / humor / amusement. Don't like, don't read! Thank you, and please enjoy TNSS! Please don't take TNSS the wrong way, these nutshell stories are not supposed to mean anything offensive. I respect all stories at the very least, whether I liked it or not!
TNSS DOES involve: Purposely made improper grammar and spelling. There will be a side note of the correct spelling if there is any.
.. Now for the true A/N.
Hi guys! I haven't been writing lately... so.. I'm sorry! My writing skills have DEFINITELY degraded, but here I present TNSS chapter 3, Lucy Leaves (for the 3rd time) and Joins Another Guild. I swear I can write the WHOLE series based on these stories.
CH 3: Lucy Leaves and Joins Another Guild.
"WAAAAAHHHH BOOHOO I GOT KICKED OUT OF TEAM NATSUUUUU ITS ALL CUZ[because] OF LISANNNAAAAAA WAAAAAH!"
Lucy sobbed after Natsu hurt her felingz [feelings].
"SOBSOBSOBSOBSOB IM GONNA LEAVE THE GUILDDDD SOBSOBSOBSOB"
So Lucy runs away, removing her guild mark thingy and runs into GUESS WHO? STINGGGGGGGGGGG!
"ERMERGERD ITZ [its] STING FROM SABURTEWTH [Sabertooth]!11one!1!11!"
"WHAT DA? WHAT IS WRAWNG [wrong]?"
"UUUUUUU MY LOVE OF MAI [my] LAIFU [life] KIK [kick] ME OUT OF HIS TEEM[team] AND I LEFT GUILD."
"Then join us pls[please]."
"okie[okay; but I don't think this needs a caption]."
So Sting and Lucy go to Sabertooth and he somehow convinces Jiemma or whoever is the master of the guild to let Lucy join. Then they start training lololololololo.
"GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO TWO MORE MILES LADY NOW NOW NOW GO YOU GOTTA DO IT IN RECORD TIME!"
"ASDIAHMGIUFA SHUT UP IM GOINGGG!"
10 seconds later.
"WAAAHHH I CAN'T DO IT I'M STILL SUPER DUPER SADDDDDD"
"SHUT UP AND KEEP MOVING"
So Sting keeps pushing Lucy to train and get stronger and them some time later they go back to Fairy Tail. Lucy is all cold hearted and hates Natsu now by the way. When they come to Fairy Tail, Lucy wants to fight with Natsu.
"Hey Natsu! Let's fight! I'm aaaaalll fired u-"
HOLD IT. That's what Natsu says. So um, Lucy says.
"...Natsu."
Then Natsu says:
"...Lucy."
Okay here's how it goes.
Lucy:...Natsu.
Natsu:...Lucy.
Lucy: fite me irl[in real life] hoar [hoe].
Natsu: aw yiss [yes] im all fired up.
5 minutes later Natsu is wailing in agony and Lucy is all
"Hmph. Sting bby [baby] lets go."
Because they're dating and stuff. Then they get married and live happily ever after and have 30 children and make Fairy Tail's lives miserable. Yep. Seems legit.
THE END.
I feel like I just trolled you all LOL. My writing skills have definitely degraded so much... /brbcrying. Um anyway. Yeah. Like, Dislike, Leave a Review Maybe? I'd LOVE criticism on anything I could do to improve my "humor" skills and wrapping these up in nutshells. Do you guys have perhaps any ideas I could do on my next nutshell? I am open to anything! There has to be a considerable amount of stories that I can find and read to wrap it all up though! Thanks for reading!