Hey guys I hope you like it so here we go!
And I don't own Avatar or princess bride lines
Westley: Aang…
Buttercup: Katara,
The Grandfather: Pakku,
The mother is turned to grandma: Gran Gran
The Grandson: Tezin
Prince Humperdinck : Ozai
Vizzini : Toph
Inigo Montoya : Sokka
Fezzik ( the giant): Pip squeak
Count Rugen( six fingered man): commander Zhao
Miracle Max : Iroh
Valerie ,Max's wife : Aunt Wu
The King: King bumi
The Albino: Zuko hahahahah I thought that was funny
"She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time." Pakku said suddenly
"What?" Tezin said his face covered with shock
"The eel doesn't get her. Now, I'm explaining this to you because you look nervous." Eyeing his grandsons expression
"I...I wasn't nervous…" Pakku raised an eye brow
"Well, maybe I was a little bit…. concerned, but that's not the same thing."
"Because we can stop now if you want."
"No, you could read a little bit more, if you want." Tezin said shrugging
"Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels…"
"We passed that, Grandpa. You read it already" smirking at his grandpa rolling his eyes
Oh, right I did…." Chuckling "I'm sorry. All right, all right. Let's see…" "She was in the water, the eel was coming' after her, she was frightened, the eel started to charge her, and then-"
Pip squeak hits the eels head knocking it way pulling Katara up out of the water
"Put her down, just put her down." Toph said as Sokka tied her up
"I think he's getting closer." Sokka said as he glanced over his shoulders
"UGH HE'S NO CONCERN OF OURS! KEEP MOVING"
Toph set her gaze back down towards where Katara was sitting "I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?"
Katara glared at Toph although it was wasted "Only compared to some."
"Look!" Sokka said pulling the sail away from the mass "He's right on top of us." Sokka said then starts rubbing his chin in a thoughtful manner "I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using?"
Whoever he is He'll be too late once we reach the cliffs of insanity! HURRY UP! MOVE THE THING! AND THAT OTHER THING! Toph said shoving Sokka
"MOVE IT!"
Finally once they reached the harbor; pip squeak grabbed the harness hooking everyone around him
"We're safe. Only pip squeak here is strong enough to go up our way. He'll have to sail around for hours till he finds a harbor."
Toph said grabbing hold of the rope as pip squeak climbs up the rope
Katara looks up noticing how high they would have to climb to get up there and it made her shrink into pip squeak's back
Sokka looks down his mouth drops in shock as a man in black begins to climb behind them
"He's climbing the rope. And he's gaining on us!"
"WHAT!' Toph screeched her hands grabbing pip squeaks collar pulling his face to hers "move faster!"
Pip squeak raised his eyebrows nervously "I thought I was going faster.
"You were supposed to be this colossus, you were this great legendary thing, and yet he gains!" Toph grunted shaking her head
"Well Toph, I'm carrying three people, and he's got only Himself." Pip squeak grunted as he continued to climb sweat dripped down his face
"AHHHH I DO NOT ACCEPT EXCUSES HERE! I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all." Toph muttered, itching her arm pit
"oh Toph Don't say that, Please?" his lip quivering his eyes saddening lightly
Sokka looked down his face etched with nervousness, "umm hey big guy think you could ….oh I don't know climb faster? He's gaining on us fast"
"DID I MAKE IT CLEAR THAT YOUR JOB IS AT STAKE?!" Toph said glaring what would be pip squeak's face
Finally pip squeak pulled them up lifting Sokka up to the edge, once Sokka was up he quickly grabbed Katara by the arms lifting her up and over sitting her on the rock next to him then pulled Toph up along with pip squeak
"Sokka cut the rope!"
"Sokka nodded and began cutting quickly suddenly it snapped falling over the edge they ran to the edge to see not only did he not fall but was beginning to climb up the cliff
"He's got very good arms." Pip squeak said smirking to Sokka who nodded smirking
"ten pieces he falls" Sokka said shaking pip's hand grinning
Pip squeak laughed deal"
"What he didn't fall?" Toph grunted "what does it take to kill a guy seriously" shaking her head
"Toph you really need to get a new hobby, you seem to get a bit cranky when people you don't like don't fall to their deaths…"
Sokka said patting Toph's shoulder Toph grabbed his hand crushing it in her hand
Sokka squeaked whimpering in pain falling to his knees when he looked down
"My God! He's climbing!"
"Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with Sugar Queen here and must therefore die."
"Sugar Queen. Really?" Katara said raising an eyebrow
Ignoring her "You pip squeak carry her. We'll head straight for the Earth kingdom frontier. Catch Up when he's dead. If he falls, fine. If not, the sword."
"I'm going to fight him left-handed" Sokka said
Toph growls "Sokka you know what hurry were in!"
"Hey! Is the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right, it will be over too quickly. So as you can see we have a problem" Sokka said raising his hands in defense
"Oh for spirits sake! Have it your way." Rolling her eyes grabbing the Katara's arm throwing her to pip squeak, who picked her up following Toph
Not before looking over towards Sokka "be careful People in masks cannot be trusted."
"I'm waiting!"
Sokka gave a brief nod before pip squeak followed Toph who departed the Ruins, leaving Sokka to pre pair for the masked man
Sokka walked over to the edge to see a man struggling holding on to a rock
He couldn't help himself with the silence he smirked
"Hello there! Slow going?" said sarcastically
The man looked up his face covered in annoyance
"Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks,
So I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me."
Sokka held his hands up
"Sorry"
Tersely the masked man nodded "Thank you." as he continued to climb
After a few seconds Sokka looked over again gigling
"I do not suppose you could speed this up?" smirking
"If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do." The man in black said grunting in aggravation
"I could do that…. I got some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you."
Sokka said looking over the edge with a smile
The man in black looked up
"Well…That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait."
Rolling his eyes "I hate waiting" Sokka muttered "could I give you my word as a
Indian"
Grunting the masked man said "No good. I've known too many Indians"
"Well Is there not any way you'll trust me?
a deep breath was heard before he answered. "Nothing comes to mind."
"I swear, on the soul of my mother, Kya of the southern water tribe you will reach the top alive."
The man in black nodded saying "Throw me the rope."
Sokka nodded running back to the pile of rope grabbing a hand full throwing it over the edge. The man in black grabbed a hold climbing up over the edge breathing heavily he starts pulling out his sword
"W-w-w-w-we'll wait until you are ready." Sokka said
Man in black nodded in graduate "again thank you"
Sokka and the man in black sat in silence until Sokka asked "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance able to bend blue lightning from only your right hand?
The man in black raised an eye brow
"You always begin conversations this way?
Shrugging "My mother was slaughtered by a man who shot lightning from his right hand, a beautiful woman my mother, when the man appeared and request a special meal for his travels my mother took the job." After Describing the meal the man in black said "sounds like you couldn't find its equal"
Stiffly Sokka looked towards the ground "the man returned and demanded the recipe, but at one-tenth his promised price.
My mother refuses. Without a word, the man shot blue lighting through her heart.
I loved my mother, so naturally I challenged her murderer to a duel. I failed. Letting him get away But he give me this." Pulling his shirt up showing two scars on both sides of his chest
"How old were you?"
I was eleven years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of the sword, so the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to this man and say 'Hello. My name is Sokka of the water tribe. You killed my mother. Prepare to die'"
The man in black raised an eyebrow" You've done nothing but study swordplay?
Sokka held up a finger in correction shrugging his shoulder
"More a pursuit than a study, lately. You see, I cannot find him. It has been twenty years now and I am starting to lose confidence. I just work for Toph to pay the bills. It's not a lot of money in revenge." Shaking his head sadly
The man in black looked up at him "don't lose confidence yet, you will find him although you need to face this man. But when you do, please don't choose revenge. Let your anger out, and then let it go. Forgive him, revenge is not the answer"
Sokka nodded slightly "You are ready, then?"
"Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair."
"Too bad you seem like a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." smiling as he pulled out his sword
Chuckling "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." The man in black pulled out his own sword
"Ready when you are" Sokka said bowing his head slightly
The man in black ran forward jumped of a rock and dove forward bringing his sword into a hold with Sokka's. Sokka and the man in black slashed their swords together moving from left to right dodging each other stabs and attacks. Sokka slide to the side avoiding a attack to the head
"Hmmm...You are using Piandao's defense against me, uh?"
"I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain."
"Naturally, you must expect me to attack with fire nation techniques."
" Naturally, but I find that Earth Kingdom cancels Piandao's don't you?
"Unless the enemy hasn't studied King Bumi…, which I have!"
Sokka struts forward with his sword sliding up then down blocking every attack,
"You are wonderful!"Sokka said
"Thank you. I've worked hard to become so."
"I admit it, you are better than I am." Sokka said with a smirk
"Then why are you smiling?" the man in black said his head cocked to the side
"Because I know something you don't know" Sokka said smiling
"And what is that?" man in black smirked playing along
"I am not left-handed."
Sokka said tossing his sword up catching it with his other hand and swung at the man in black continuing the fight they moved as if they were dancing. It was as if the staged it
"You're amazing!" the man in black said with praise
"I ought to be after twenty years." Just as he held the man against a cliff pushing him close to the end
"There is something I ought to tell you." the man in black said grunting
"Tell me." Sokka said
"I'm not left-handed either." He switched his sword to the other hand and fought Sokka off of him and fought him back down a hill suddenly the man in black spin-kicks and knocks sokka's sword, which falls to the floor.
Both stare at each other, face-to-face, not sure what happens next. Sokka ran back and dove for his sword but the man in black was right behind him
" Who are you?" Sokka said squinting at the man as if it would help him see his identity
"No one of consequence." The man shrugged
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment.
Sokka shrugs "Okay."
As they continue to fight Sokka finally gets cockeye and starts swinging his sword wildly but the man in black just blocks them suddenly the man swipes at Sokka's head cutting his temple in the same movement knocking his sword out of his hand
Sokka drops to his knees
"Kill me quickly."
"I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an
artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either..." the man hits Sokka over the head with the hilt of his sword
Sokka hits the ground, out cold. The man apologizes
"Please understand I hold you in the highest respect"
And runs off towards where Toph and the others went