A/N I own nothing, All Characters belong to D.C and Warner Bros.


Dinah (at least she was Dinah on the inside) looked at the mirror in horror.

What the Hell is going on! She thought frantically, staring at the reflection in terror.

She was Helena, at least on the outside. That, in some messed-up way, did make sense though. Vic had called her Helen this morning, and acted like there was nothing wrong with the situation, which there totally was.

He knocked again, "Hel-I mean Dinah, are you okay?"

"I-I think so, just a bit shocked. Do you have anything I-uh, Helena could wear?"

"I believe so." A couple minutes later he knocked again and she opened the door a crack taking the clothes from him.

"Your being awfully quiet." She commented while pulling on a shirt.

"Not used to Helen not wanting me to watch her change."

"I'm not Helen, I'm Dinah."

"Hurm. So how did this happen, exactly?" He asked after an awkward pause.

"I don't know, last night I was on my date with Ollie after fighting Circe and-" She groaned, realizing what must have happened. She stepped out of the bathroom past Q and walked into the small kitchen.

"Well at least now I know how I got this way." She sighed before turning to face him. She was glad he'd put on pants, Helena's body was veeeeery attracted to his, and him being naked hadn't really helped. She fought back a grin, at least now she understood what Helena saw in him, he was big, and didn't look to bad shirt-less.

"I wonder where Helena is." He murmured trying very hard not to look at his lovers body.

"I wonder where I am, well, my body." She sighed.

"Helen's probably in your body." He was worried, not wanting anything to happen to her. "Uuuuuuuh, I need to be on the Watch Tower in a few minutes for monitor duty," He confessed, "do you mind, or...?"

She sighed, "Yeah, whatever, it's fine."


Helen looked at the phone, trying to decide who to call.

A beep came from the dresser, and she looked over to see Dinah's com-link. She walked over and picked it up, holding it to her ear, "Hello?" She asked cautiously.

"Canary? You did not show up for your shift, are you all right?" Asked J'onn.

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiine," She lied, "Could you beam me up in 5?"

"Of course."

"Thanks." She hung up, going to the Watch Tower seemed to be the best bet, all those super-powered freaks, someone had to be able to help her, right?

She wondered what Q was doing, and just where exactly her body was. She hoped her soul didn't like, split or something, that would just make this situation A billion times more complicated.

Suddenly the familiar tingle of being teleported consumed her and a few seconds later she was in Justice League HQ, floating in the Universe.

She got off the plat-form and started walking around, looking for someone to help her. Then she spotted Q typing at a million miles an hour on his laptop at one of the tables, she fought back the urge to run up and throw her arms around him and instead walked over to him as casually as possible.

"Question?"

His head jerked up, "Canary...?"

"So, um, how's Helena?"

"She's...fine, how are you?"

Screw secrecy and subtleness, this is going nowhere! "Q, Babydoll, it's me."

"Huntress...?" He started hopefully.

"Well, kind of, on the inside, at least."

"How can I be sure?" He asked suspiciously, "Prove it."

She rolled her eyes, "Uuuuuuuh, how am I supposed to do that, exactly?"

"Hurm. Tell me something only she would know."

"Uuuuuh, your real names Vic, I put peanut butter on my Oreos, which you think is disgusting, and you have a weak-spot right behind your left ear."

She could feel him smile behind the mask, "I'm convinced-" She cut him off with a fierce hug, momentarily forgetting she was in Dinah's body.

The other heroes in the Watch Tower stopped and stared at them with 'Uuuh, what the Hell?' expressions on their faces.

Q gave a slight cough, "Um, Helena..."

She suddenly became aware of all the stares the two were getting, and she immediately dropped her arms to her sides. "Right, um, sorry."

"It's alri-" He was cut of by an angry voice.

"What the Hell!" A very pissed and upset Green Arrow shouted, "What the fuck are you two doing!"


Oliver Queen had been having a lousy day.

His alarm clock hadn't gone off, so he had been late for his shift on the Tower, then they gave him double. monitor. duty, and on top of all that he had walked in to find his girlfriend hugging the Question, of all people, like her life depended on it.

"OH, um, Arrow, hi!" Called 'Dinah' stepping away from Vic.

He walked over to them scowling, "You never answered me, what the Hell is going on? And why didn't you answer your phone, I was worried about you."

"Oh, well, I was just...uh-"

"She was helping me test a theory for the conspiracy." Cut in Question.

Ollie looked at him skeptically, "And that was...?"

"If OldSpice possesed a chemical that while making women want you physically causes you to loose brain cells."

"Riiiiiiiiiiiight," He turned to 'Dinah', "so are you ready?"

"For what?"

"What do you mean for what? We've been planning this for months!"

"Uuuuuuuuuum, planning what?"

"A weekend getaway, remember? It's going to be really romantic and, uh, ya' know...intimate."

'Dinahs' eyes went huge and she made an 'Oh crap!' face, "Uuuuuum, Ollie, there's something I should probably tell you"

He looked at her, concerned, "What is it Pretty-bird?"

She made a face, "I'm not exactly myself today..."


Circe watched the two mortals below as they tried to explain the situation to Oliver Queen with a smile on her face.

This was fun, almost as good as turning that Amazonian brat into a pig.

Then she got a positively wicked idea, why not switch some other humans souls, that would be very amusing.

She smiled, beginning to plan out who would switch with who.


A/N So who do you think should switch with who?

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