Author's Note: Okay, Don't hate me for being a week late, or for it being so short. I really do apologize. AP Exams and such. I hope you understand. Okay, let me comment on something I said last chapter. I said I didn't need comments to post, as I am proving, and I am sticking by that. I just want to point out that it will probably inspire me and cause me to update a lot faster. Now that I put that out there, please enjoy!!
Disclaimer: Nothing is owned by me, Bubbles of Ebil… Well, except maybe wood-buddy.
Glee and Wood Buddies
Hidan squinted at the male with the golden blonde hair spilling over his shoulders and into his face, cocking his head as if her were trying to decipher some great mystery. Deidara, who was trying to focus on Glee, felt Hidan's stare. He attempted to ignore it, his eyebrow's twitching.
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"Are you sure you're not a girl?" Hidan questioned, breaking the silence.
The temperature in the room dropped a few degrees as Deidara turned his head to glare at Hidan.
"Excuse me, yeah?" His tone was frightening, but Hidan was too much of a dumbass to realize this as he repeated his question.
"Are you sure. You're not. A girl?" Hidan repeated, slowly.
Deidara's temple ticked as he blew up. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!"
Hidan shrugged. "Well, since your ponytail snapped, you look more like a girl, so I have to ask."
Exhaling angrily, Deidara muttered something along the lines of 'I'm going to kill that asshole, yeah.'
"What??"
Deidara glared at Hidan. "No, yeah."
"So you are a girl??"
"NO! Yeah…"
"Damn it! Make up your fucking mind. Are you a fucking chick or aren't you?!"
"No, I'm not a girl, yeah!"
"Fucking… You should fucking go to a speech therapist. You really could fucking confuse people.
"…" Deidara rolled his eyes and turned back to the television, raising the volume as if it would be able to help him ignore Hidan.
Instead of finding the remote in his hands, however, he found a piece of wood with a badly drawn happy face drawn on it with crayon.
"WHAT THE FUCK, YEAH?!"
Hidan snickered, waving the remove at Deidara. "Tch, Loser."
Just as the Jashin-worshiper was leaning back into the couch, surfing through the channels, he heard a word that caused him to pale and gulp. He turned his head to Deidara who was smirking victoriously.
"W-What did you s-say…?"
"I said… UNICORNS!!!" Deidara yelled, pointing behind Hidan.
Throwing the remote at Deidara, Hidan raced out of the room like a bat out of hell, shrieking like a little girl. Deidara smirked, switching back his show, snapping the wood in his hands, and throwing the piece of wood out of the open window.
From below, one could hear a pained yelp followed by a piercing cry of: "Nuuuu!!! Wood-Buddy!!" that sounded excruciating similar to Sasori.
Deidara raced to the window, peeking out to see Sasori glaring up at Deidara. "YOU!! You killed my wood-buddy!! He was my first puppet!!"
"Tch… Like that was actually your first puppet," Deidara rolled his eyes.
"He was!!" Sasori hugged the plank of wood to his chest.
Were… Were those tears in Sasori's eyes?? But… wasn't he a puppet??
Deidara shook it off. "You can just draw another face on another piece of wood, yeah."
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!"
Now it was fire…? What the hell…?
"Oh shit… WAIT FOR ME, HIDAN!!"
Author's Note: Like I said earlier, I don't need comments to update, but know that if you do review, it's probable that I will update faster.