Oh boy, a second review for Unknown's new character.
So far it's tied 1-1 now I guess. Gonna need it to get to 3/5 for me to keep/change him.

In any case, onto the story. I think some old readers will find this a little interesting.

By old I mean readers from 2013 old.

So...

Is this what being dead feels like?

It's painful.

Painfully boring.

Nothing but a dark void slowly eating away at my dead soul.

It really feels as if I've been here for an eternity.

Guess I didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

...

Wait.

What's that...

Is that the cliche light that's come to guide me from here?

Eh...

I'm too lazy to follow it.

'Please, hero...'

What.

'Who said that?' I asked using my new and unexplained telepathic powers.

'Follow the light and find out'

'Fine, jeez'

I willed myself forward, into the weird blinding light.

Hey, if it has a soothing voice on the other side, it's probably a trap.

Better than rotting away I suppose.

...

That was...interesting.

Looking around...this place looks like a rather fancy-ass castle.

The room was mostly empty, save for some fancy-ass piano in the corner and some vases.

All in a nice color of gold and white.

Hmm...

"You've finally arrived, Unknown"

The voice came from behind me.

I was tempted to turn around, but there was a strange light behind me.

"You know you want to turn around"

"And what if I don't?"

Before I could finish my sentence, the light disappeared and reappeared in front of me.

And in front of me was someone I can't quite describe.

A young girl. She looked around my age.

But behind her were magnificent and majestic wings.

She had flowing long blonde hair and wore a white dress that was so bright I actually had to close my eyes.

"Not to be rude, but you're so bright you're actually blinding me. Mind cutting the power, please?"

She looked at me, a little surprised, but then nodded in agreement.

"Ah yes, sorry. I understand you're not quite used to it"

She took a short breath, and the light died down a little.

"There you go"

"Thank you. Now. Where the hell am I?"

She chuckled, not helping the situation for me at all.

"I think you mean, where in Heaven are you?"

And then it hit me like a tree on Endor. (Note: I didn't watch Star Wars)

The wings?

The castle?

The pretty much perfect scenery on the outside?

"I'm still dead aren't I?"

"Yep"

I sighed in disbelief.

"Great...so...how exactly did I end up in Heaven?"

She laughed again and sat down by the piano. What is it with people and always laughing at me recently?

"Well, if you haven't guessed, I was the one who brought you here?"

"But why?"

Suddenly her face got a more serious look.

"You see, Unknown, your time isn't quite up yet"

"Hmm...elaborate"

"There will be time for that later. Time here is different from time in the normal universe"

"How different?"

"A day there is a year there"

...

At this point I was just trying to consume this carefully.

"In any case, however long it is you're here, you need to be prepared"

She got up from the seat and motioned for me to follow her out, which I reluctantly followed her out.

'I'm beginning to get a little suspicious about all this...'

"Hey, if anything, I need not introduce myself, but can I get your name at least?"

She paused for a moment. Then turned around, almost hitting me with her wings, and smiled in my direction.

"Stargazer"

I TOTALLY BET YOU GUYS DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

Unknown: I BET THEY DID.

BLOODY HELL M8.

Also.

You know what I just realized.

I'm not getting any more popularity because I'm using such a random set of genre.

I bet if I had done this the way Gold does it I would have a lot more because of how big that fanbase typically is.

Eh, I'll stick with this I guess. Unless someone advertises for my (winkwinknudgenudge)

Unknown: Still doesn't stop me from being a pervert ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Of course it doesn't.

In any case, I've got nothing else to say right now.

Good luck!