Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara!

Warning: Shounen-ai

Date Started: 03/27/2015

Date Released: 04/08/2015

Author's Note: Lets just ignore the fact that both Tsuki and Roppi do not have last names neh? XD After this chapter, updates will take longer because I am currently having a harder time planning the next scenes for the story.

His New Puppy

"So why are you late Roppi-kun? Usually you would sprint back to my place right away when you know we will be eating ootoro in the evening." Izaya questions him with that damn smirk on his face. He most likely knew what happened, but wanted to torment Roppi like usual. Roppi gritted his teeth together harshly at that thought.

"...I was helping a dog find his way around Shinjuku" he simply answers while looking at the window behind Izaya.

He could hear Izaya snickering at his answer, but refused to look at him, knowing that Izaya can easily read his facial expressions.

"Haha...HAHAHA! That's quite an excuse Roppi-kun! Kida-kun said that he saw you leading a human around and that you let him put his hands on your coat too; Roppi-kun was late because he was helping a human! HAHA! That's so cute! Roppi-kun is starting to like humans now! I suppose going to Kyubey is more reasonable now since we're celebrating your budding interest for humanity" Izaya laughed hysterically thinking how one person managed to show him how uniquely interesting each humans are.

"UGH, NO! It's only because he reminded me of a dog with that pathetic look of his ('after I yelled at him' he added mentally)...he resembled a hurt puppy when he knew that he was completely lost so I helped him. That's it." He shrugged casually, trying to show that it's not a big deal as Izaya was making it to be.

"Ooh~ So it's because you're an animal lover that you decided to help him, eh?" That smirk was back. Roppi can't decide which one was worse, the smirk or the laughter. "So letting him hold onto your coat means that you are putting him on a leash? HAHAHA! Oh my word, I can't breath!" Izaya kept crackling in the background as Roppi grew more furious at him.

"Does that mean that it's acceptable if he gave you 'kisses' then?" Izaya continues to joke while laughing at Roppi's fascinating situation.

His cheeks turned a pale pink color from Izaya's innuendo. 'It's definitely the laughter!' Roppi growled, hoping his glare would make Izaya quiet down and shut the fuck up about this already.

"Oh don't do that, growling is such a beastly thing to do. Only Shizu-chan does that." Izaya chuckles, calming down a bit. "Ah man that was a good laugh, I have not had one for awhile. So would you like to tell me your side of the story or should I create my own scenario on how you two met?" He grinned mischievously while folding his hands together on his desk, resting his head on his hands.

"...I saw him, he asked for directions, he didn't understand the directions, insert sad puppy look, and I walked with him to train station. The end, now drop it." He responded curtly.

"Mah mah~ That can't be all or else you wouldn't have told him to call you by your nickname~"

"..." 'Talk about a hard-core stalker. Go find a better hobby like feeding the stray animals in this city Izaya.' Roppi groaned at the thought of having Izaya's field agents, aka. Izaya's trainee stalkers, following him around as he was doing his daily walk around Shinjuku. He chose to stay silent at Izaya's comment.

He thinks back at how the first time he and mister doomed-to-be-lost-forever officially met. How he was forced to take the the role of a damn guide dog, leading him around the city to show him where the train station is. 'No Izaya, he wasn't the dog in this situation... I was... tch.' Roppi scoffed at the irony of Izaya's words.

They walked silently with Roppi leading the way. 'Damn it, is it too late to ditch him and just go to Izaya's place instead?' He walked faster so he can get rid of this guy as soon as possible.

"A-Ah! Please wait mister!" he heard the other male stumbling a bit, trying to catch up to his pace.

'Ughh. Walk faster! We're not taking a stroll you know." He sighed at the amount of problems that the blond is giving him, but adjusted his pacing; his steps became slower, waiting for the blond to catch up.

"T-thank you! You've been so helpful to me mister...Ah, I didn't even ask for your name yet. I-I'm t-terribly sorry! My name is Tsukishima. You can call me Tsuki if you wish. May I ask for yours?" He looked at Roppi shyly, embarrassed that he forgot one of the most basic things when meeting another person for the first time.

"...it's Hachimenroppi." he mutters.

"Ah. Hachimenroppi-san. Thank you for taking your time and helping me find where the train station is."

"..." He shrugs off the thanks and continued walking, wanting to get this all over with so he could get his longingly awaited ootoro. If he didn't hate touching other people, he would've just grabbed onto mister no-sense-of-directions and forced him to walk faster.

As they were walking, the streets began to get more crowded due to the evening peak hours; more and more people, who finished their work for the day, were slowly joining them on the streets.

People started pushing between them and separated them farther from each other. Tsukishima noticed this and called out to Roppi "A-ah! Ha-Hachi...Hachi-" He tripped a few times while calling Roppi and trying to keep up with him. "Please wait for me Hachi- ah!" He slipped and crashed into somebody...it turns out that that somebody was Roppi. Roppi tensed up and turned around to glared darkly at Tsukishima that he automatically quieted down.

"Stop with the Hachi, Hachi! I'm not a dog!" Roppi hissed at Tsuki.

"Wah! I'm so sorry Hachimenroppi-san!" Tsuki bowed and felt like tearing up. He was causing so much trouble for Hachimenroppi-san who took the time and helped him out various times when they had only met for the first time. Tsuki wanted to tell Hachimenroppi that it was fine, he will find the train station by himself, and thank him for aiding Tsuki so much. He was about to say this when Roppi grumbled, "if it's easier, just call me Roppi."

"Uh, yes! Roppi-san!"

"..." Roppi gave a deep sigh as he already regretted what he was going to say . "Just hold onto my coat so people will be unable to separate us again." He grabbed Tsuki's sleeve, lifted the edge of his coat and lead Tsuki's hand onto his coat. Tsuki hesitated to take up on Roppi's offer, but seeing Roppi's insisted look, he didn't want to get Roppi mad again. He grabbed onto the coat with his thumb and index finger and whispered a soft thank you while blushing at this situation.

The rest of the journey was filled with silence.

"Nothing happened."

"Haha okay sure Roppi-kun~ Alright let's go then, I promised you some sushi didn't I?" Izaya unfolded his hands and stood up while grabbing his fur trimmed long black coat, a style similar to Roppi except for the color of the fur being light beige instead of a deep crimson red.

They left the place together with a soft click as the doorknob closed behind them.