Daughter of a Demon chapter 3!
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I'm going to try and make this one as funny as possible! :3
And now for Phase 1 of my mission.
I blinked as sunlight streamed through the window in my bedroom. It was my first day as an Akatsuki member, and I already reveived a mission. The same task that every new members received. To wake up all everyone in the base from their slumber; pein excluded.
Deidara was first, since he was across the hallway. I creaked open the door to see him sleeping. I wanted to have a little bit of fun, so instead of gently shaking him, I used my handy-dandy stick and started poking him.
POKE
POKE
PO~ SNAP!
The poor little twig broke as it was crushed in Deidara's hands. He looked pissed off, so I laughed nervously and tip toed out. Itachi was next to be voilently awoken, and I entered his room. He was just sleeping there, boring and all. I decided to change that. Using precautions, I stepped behind the door and ran to the kitchen, grabbing a straw. I ran back to Itachi's room and with my dart-through-a-straw device, I blew the dart through it. It swished pass him, hitting the wall. Aiming a little lower, I launched another dart. ... Bingo.
"MY EYES!"
Itachi was screaming running blindly into walls as there was a dart in his left eye. Tee hee. He ran toward the door and I took off snickering. He screamed curses my way as I headed into Hidan's room.
Just like Hidan would be, he was sprawled out over his bed wearing just boxers. I thought for a moment before heading into the bathroom. I filled a bowl with hot water and brought it back to his room. Gently, I took his hand and layed it in the bowl of water. I walked away, laughing as Hidan woke up stringing curses.
Next was Kisame, and since I didn't know the guy all that well, I wanted to try out the oldest trick in the book. I went into the kitchen once more, but this time I grabbed some whipped cream. Coming back, I put some on Kisame's hand. Randomly taking out a feather, I tickled his nose and watched as Kisames smeared whipped cream all over his face. He woke up a little madder than what I would have expected, so out I went.
Kakuzu's room was way in the other hall, but I entered to find him already awake, reading a magazine. "Up, already?" I asked him. "Well, yeah. No one can sleep through Itachi screaming that loud!" With that, I left to Tobi's room.
I entered his room, wondering what I was gonna do to him. When I walked to his bedside, I was quite surprised to see something that I hadn't noticed before. Tobi was still wearing his mask, although I could tell this was no 'Tobi'. His name was Madara and he was one legendary guy, let me tell you that. He was on the bed sleeping, unti~WHACK! I found myself pinned to the wall by my neck, by Madara. He removed half of his mask, revealing his sharingan. "Just don't tell anyone, okay? Only Pein knows." "Gotcha." I said smiling.
I didn't need to wake Pein and Konan up, and who knows where Zetsu was at the moment. So lastly, I entered Sasori's room. I found him playing a Gameboy and cursing at it for losing. I stepped out, laughing. Who even plays those anymore?
I knocked on Leader's door, and reported that I had woken everyone up. Something seemed weird, though. Noticing that there were a number of shadows hovering over me, I turned around to find an angry Itachi, Hidan, and Kisame. I scratched the back of my neck and laughed nervously.
I smiled as I stuffed the delicious pancakes into my mouth. Konan's breakfast's were delicious! "Hey, Cossette, I've been wondering, why do you were that cloth thing over your eyes? Can't you see?" Kisame asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Do you really want to know?" I asked stupidly. He nodded vigorously. "Okay then, if you say so..." I muttered untying the cloth. Kisame's eyes widened as blood dripped down my pale skin. I removed the cloth as Kisame stared in awe at my empty eye sockets. Red with blood and bony, they could scare the shit outta ya. "I don't like showing people unless I'm going to kill them." He looked dumbfounded. It took me a while as I explained how I used them to battle. Gives meaning to 'glaring daggers' I suppose. He asked again how I could see, and I told him I didn't need to see. These eyes have invisible optic nerves floating through the air, so I could see everything. Billions of vein-like strings float around everywhere, so I can see. How do you think I saw past that mask of Madara's? So anyways, I cover up my eyes because people freak out a little when they see them.
"Hey Kisame, is the br- " Deidara fainted on the spot.
Kisame laughed "Speak of the devil."