Yeah, so the 2 chapters before this were really short so I will try to make them longer so don't be mad. This is, of course, chapter 3 of my story, 'Adding to the Insanity'. Hmm, now that I think about it, I don't even remember why I called it that. … OH WELL!

Disclaimer: Most of the time, I would put total claimage on something, but Bleach and all it's characters belong to Kubo Tite. He does a better job at drawing manga and making plots then I do anyways.

So enjoy!

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"Hello, my name is Inoue Orihime, please take care of me!" Orihime said, slightly nervous. Out of nowhere, Isshin jumped in, nearly knocking Shiro over, and looked at Orihime with tears in his eyes (dramatically).

"ORIHIME-CHAAAAN, I wanted to introduce you!" He yelled, which caused Orihime to suddenly give a worried look. Isshin smiled to himself, haha, oh well, he thought. "Well, Orihime-chan, this is Yuzu, the youngest of the Kurosaki's." He announced proudly. Yuzu gave a sweet smile and a 'hello', Orihime nodded.

"This is Karin, my lovel-" He took a blow to the head by Karin's fist, which seemed to appear from thin air. He flew across the walkway and landed upside-down on the wall. Karin smiled and continued introducing her siblings. Shiro was next to her, rolling on the ground…laughing maniacly…again. She pointed to him,

"That is Shiro-nii, he is always like that, and he likes to fight. I think he's possessed, but that's just my theory. He's really smart though, in school and on the streets." Orihime stared at her 'brother' with a new-found fascination. Now he was lying on his back staring intently at her. She felt like she was being sucked in to an empty abyss by just gazing at his eyes. Maybe they are aliens…or is he just the alien that they are keeping from the FBI so that he won't be brought into labs to be frozen and dissected? Don't worry Mr. Alien; your secret is safe with me.

"What secret?" Shiro asked, confusion written all over his face. Oh darn, was I thinking out loud again? Orihime thought. "Ah, um, it's nothing, I was just day dreaming about this wonderful alien that was disguised as a human and he was being chased by the FBI. So this wonderful family of secret agents for Alien Affairs gladly took in the poor little alien and so I came and I had to keep its secret, but then all of a sudden, these western cowboy mecha robots came to destroy the world and I was eating wasabi and meatballs so I became wasabi girl and saved the day once again!" She finished, flailing her arms about.

The kids stared at her with utter confusion and were slightly disturbed. "Umm, okay, well…This is Ichi-nii, well, actually, Ichigo, but you can call him Ichi-nii since he's older then you." Orihime looked up at his face, he was handsome, but his scowl kind of scared her. "Don't worry, he always looks like that. He is really responsible though, even though he doesn't help cook." Ichigo glared at his little sister, and then turned to Orihime. His look softened as he held out his hand and said,

"Hi Orihime-san, it's really nice to meet you!" He almost smiled, the thought echoed through the rest of the Kurosaki's, including Isshin. The two shook hands, blushing slightly at the contact.

"Um, you can call me Orihime, since we are a family now. Can I call you Ichi-nii too?" She really hoped he would say yes. She wanted to feel like part of the family, and if everyone but her called him Ichi-nii, that would just make her feel awkward.

"Ah, sure, Orihime." He tried out her name, which surprisingly felt good leaving his mouth. …Orihime… After a while of standing in complete and utter silence, Yuzu finally broke it by suggesting going inside.

"It's getting cold out here and Orihime-nee chan needs to unpack and get settled. I have to make dinner too." Yuzu announced. They looked at her, and agreed. They were all rather hungry. But then, something came to mind, where is Orihime going to sleep? They all wondered.

"Well, why don't you sleep in my room Orihime-chan?" Isshin asked, he looked really suspicious. Ichigo came up and stomped on his father's head and hollered at him,

"AH HELL NO!" His scowl deepened. Maybe he just scowls because he is weak against gravity, Orihime pondered. She giggled to herself, which seemed to be out loud because everyone turned to look at her. She laughed harder, when she saw Ichigo's scowl deepen even more, if that was even possible.

"Why are you laughing?" Ichigo asked, sounding like those interrogating officers at police stations who asks you who committed the crime, why you were there, yadda-yadda. She laughed even harder, almost snorting.

"Hehehahahaha!" She couldn't breath anymore, her hands went to her aching sides. She breathed in and out, trying to calm down. Finally, she stopped laughing and looked up, directly at ichigo and stated, "Ichi-nii's frown is really funny. Do it again!" She continued laughing as Ichigo glared at her and frowned. My frown is funny? It's not supposed to be funny, what is with her.

"Oi, Ichi-nii, stop scowling, or she will die of laughter." Shiro demanded with a twisted grin. He roared with laughter and Karin and Isshin chuckled while Yuzu laughed softly. Is my scowl really that funny. When he looked at his new sister's body, curled up, and laughing so hard that her sides burned, he couldn't help but smile and laugh too. Isshin looked at him with a satisfied smile. She's just like Masaki, being able to make Ichigo smile and laugh so easily. This was a good choice.

"So, why don't you sleep in Ichigo and Shiro's room." Their father suggested, his eyes gleaming. The twin boys looked at their dad as if he had turned into some disgusting looking goat monster.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!" They both screamed. They were blushing beyond control, including Karin, Yuzu, and Orihime. Even Shiro thought it was a bad idea, and most of the time, he wouldn't pass up an offer like that one.

"No, I'm not. Shiro and Ichigo can share a bed, and Orihime can have the other one. It's a great idea." They stared at their lunatic father in disbelief.

"I-it's not right for two boys and one girl to sleep in the same room. Something bad is bound to happen." Ichigo thought of all the possibilities. Every single one of them made him blush more, looking like a strawberry. (Haha, ichigo is a strawberry!)

"Oh, and why would it be wrong for a girl to sleep in the same room as her older brothers?" The old man grinned mischievously. Was he purposefully trying to tease the two boys?

"…because, since we aren't blood related, we won't really be able to hold back our urges to…" Shiro tried to explain, hmm, maybe he was innocent after all. He was blushing madly. I mean, even Ichigo wouldn't be able to fight the urge to…do stuff like that.

Orihime, disagreeing wit her new father's suggestion, sputtered out, "I can sleep in Karin and Yuzu's room! Either they can share one bed and I get my own or I sleep with Yuzu one night and then Karin another night and so on. That would be more fun (and more sensible) don't you think?" She sighed in relief as Isshin gave in and agreed that her idea was the best.

"Okay, well, I'll show you to the room and help you unpack, Orihime-neechan." Karin smiled at her and led her to their room. Yuzu went into the kitchen to prepare dinner and Isshin walked into the living room to cleanup. Ichigo and Shiro just stood there, still day dreaming about the 'possibilities'. They were drooling really hard and their eyes seemed distant and dazed. Not to mention that they were blushing like ripe tomatoes. Life is good.

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Orihime followed Karin to her new room, it was pretty nice. There were two beds on opposite ends of the room, in between the beds were two small desks with lamps and a big window above it. There was a big closet on one wall, which could easily hold all of the girl's belongings. Orihime smiled, it's very warm in here, and quite welcoming and friendly. She wondered what her 'brother's' room was like.

Karin stared at her new beautiful sister, a friendly aura surrounding her. I'm kinda glad that the old goat made the decision before telling us. She thought to herself. "Well, you could sleep in any bed you choose, and you can decorate your side of the room however you like." Orihime turned to her and smiled softly.

"Thank you Karin." Karin beamed at her with delight. "You're welcome Orihime-neechan!" Orihime walked over to the bed on her right, which was obviously Karin since it had blue bed sheets. She figured right away that Karin was a tomboy, since she wore a red baseball cap. On the desk next to the bed, it had a soccer trophy. It was an MVP award. Orihime smiled,

"So, you like soccer, huh? You must be really good at it. Like a soccer prodigy!" She turned to Karin, who was blushing at the comment.

"Yeah, well, I wouldn't say a prodigy but…" She really didn't know what to say, she knew it was true but she didn't want to brag.

"Well, then you will have to show me your soccer skills after dinner, now won't you?" Orihime smiled at Karin, who was obviously excited to show her mad soccer skills to her older sister. She nodded putting Orihime's shirts neatly on a shelf in the closet before turning around and hugging her tightly.

"I'm glad that the old goat went to the Ice cream shop, even though he didn't buy any for me and Yuzu." She whispered, which caused Orihime chuckled. Such an unexpectedly sweet kid, though she can be a bit mean to her dad.

"K' so let's go help Yuzu in the kitchen and set up the table." They both left the room and went downstairs, brushing past the twin statues, who were still standing in the same place they were standing when Orihime and Karin went upstairs. They both laughed at the boy's blank expressions and continued down the hall to the kitchen.

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"Orihime-neechan, can you pass the salt over here?" Yuzu called, her hands were occupied at the moment.

"Sure Yuzu-chan, hold on." Orihime got up from her place at the kitchen table. She had been trying to strike up a conversation the two boys who were now watching an action movie staring Jackie Chan, but her efforts were futile. She sighed, Well, I guess they are just really shy… she walked into the kitchen and went to the cupboard to find the salt shaker. She handed it to Yuzu and began setting the plates on the tables.

Orihime learned quickly where everything was, she was just a fast learner. Yuzu finally finished making dinner and brought the food out onto the dining table. She was about to yell for everyone to come and eat but was stopped by Orihime.

"Can I call them? I promised myself that when I got here, I would yell at everyone to come and eat. I've always wanted to do that!" She whispered to Yuzu. Yuzu gave her an odd look before smiling and nodded her head.

Orihime breathed in a lot of air and mustered up her loudest shouting voice and screamed, "ICHI-NII, SHIRO-NII, KARIN, ISSHIN-SAN, TIIIIIIIIIIME TOOOOOOO EEAAAAAAAATTT!" Everyone snapped their gaze to her, Orihime was trying to catch her breath and Yuzu was laughing really hard. They all stared at Orihime with awe. How can such a sweet and gentle girl become so loud and obnoxious?!?

They walked to the table and sat down. Orihime was sitting where Masaki had once sat. Mentally, the children cried at how similar she looked to their late mother. Maybe they actually were blood related, like a second cousin or something.

"Itadikimasu." Orihime immediately began to consume her food, though not as polite as anyone would have expected. "Mmm! Yuzu-chan, this is really good!" She said happily, her mouth stuffed with veggies and meat. Yuzu seemed vey happy with the compliment because she was grinning back at her, trying to gulp down her food. Ichigo and Shiro just wolfed down their food and were already asking for seconds, followed shortly by Orihime.

"My, my, Orihime-chan, you have quite an appetite there." Isshin concurred. Orihime smiled shyly before gulping down her food to reply.

"Yeah, Anita-chan said that I eat like a bear yet I am still small…hmm, like a rabbit! She still wonders where all the food goes to." Orihime looked up thoughtfully, her lips forming a thin line, and her finger tapping her chin. Everyone stared at her; Shiro spoke up, shattering her thoughts.

"It's OBVIOUS where all the food ya eat goes to. Into yer huge-" He was cut off by Ichigo,

"Brain, the food feeds your … brain, its brain food for you. That's why you have such a wide imagination." He hoped that she would buy it. Although, only idiots would actually believe that. (Wait, does that make me an idiot? Haha! Oh wellz ^^) Orihime looked at Ichigo with a blank expression. Then she gasped in sudden realization,

"That explains EVERYTHING! I must be really smart then." Shiro rolled his eyes and looked at Ichigo; Stop giving her dumb ideas, lying is bad. Ichigo used his 'twin telepathy powers' and answered back mentally, It's better then saying that she has huge… and plus, you are the last person I want to be lectured by for lying. Shiro blinked for a second, and then gave a defeated grin, touché. King. Oh how Ichigo loved the twin telepathy thing.

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After dinner, Orihime washed her plate and ran upstairs to the bathroom. She looked in the mirror for a second, and then washed her face and brushed her teeth. She let everyone take a shower, which felt like hours.

She grabbed a towel and walked to the bathroom again, ready to take a shower, and she opened the door. It's awkward enough to see Ichigo naked in the bathroom, but it just got weirder when she saw that Shiro was also naked in the bathroom, scrubbing his brother's backs. Orihime stood there, stunned.

"Wah! Ah, um Orihime…hi!" Ichigo said nervously, trying his best to cover himself while Shiro just stared at her for a bit, smiled, and continued to scrub his flustered twin's back. He laughed, well; at least I have a towel around my waist. He chuckled to himself, knowing that Ichigo couldn't hear him this time because of all the thoughts that were running through his mind at the moment.

Orihime turned bright red, threw a quick, almost inaudible, 'sorry' and slammed the bathroom door shut. She sat in her room, in the corner where Yuzu's dolls were, and sat in a fetal position, trying to be comforted by the dolls. Yuzu and Karin walked in and immediately noticed Orihime in the corner, and their faces showed a bit of concern, but more confusion.

"Um, what happened to her?" Yuzu asked

"How the heck am I supposed to know?" Karin responded.

"O-Orihime-neechan? Are you…feeling okay?" Yuzu asked her, stepping closer to her sister and placing a hand on her shoulder. Orihime turned her head slowly, blushing really hard.

"Yeah, it's nothing Yuzu, Karin." She nodded, though the two girls were not convinced at the slightest.

"Are you sure, maybe you have a fever, your face is really red." Karin asked, obviously concerned now.

"Um, well, it's just that I saw something…surprising and it shocked me a bit but I'm okay now." Of all the times that she could be least persuading, why now of all times? The two girls just let it go; she wasn't going to tell them anytime soon. She seemed really shy and embarrassed, so they didn't ask anymore after that.

Orihime quickly took a shower and went to bed. Not speaking to either of the boys because it was just too awkward at the moment. Haah, this is gonna take some time to get used to. She sighed as she lay down in bed and gently fell to a deep slumber, oblivious to the two pairs of eyes staring at her through the small opening in the doorway, spying on her from the hallway.

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Yay! Chapter 3 is done. I've been wondering if I should make this an ongoing story that just shows significant parts in their new lives together. Like first day of school, holidays, going to the mall, just random stories, or a series of stories. Or maybe I should give it a purpose and an actual challenge. Hmm, I would like it if you would give me your input on that, because I'm stumped.

ANYWAYS!

It is super obvious who the two spies are. I don't really care though. For some reason, my chapters are always really short. Does any one care at all? If you do, please tell me.

Please review, the next chapter is coming soon. (Maybe even tomorrow, I'm really good at the speedy updating thing.)

THANKS FOR READING! (And reviewing…)