Ladies and Germs, the plot unfolds now in... CHAPTER 3! P.S. I know you might think I'm just spewing chapters, but this is, as said before, my first story, and I have been planning my ideas for a long, long, time. Besides, I wouldn't want you to wait TOO long. That drives me insane when that happens.

Chapter 3: The Secrets Revealed

As Wonderbump and his sister trudged into the den, they saw their parents on TV. What was about to happen would completely change their life forever, never to be the same;it would-

"JUST GET TO THE STORY ALREADY!" shouted Bubbles.

"Alright alright!" I said.

"Mom? Dad? What's happening?" asked Wonderbump. Such innocent little kids; this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts them... thought Mama Pig.

"Sweetie," Mama Pig began, "Your father and I have been keeping a secret from you since the day you were born... well, it pains me to keep you in the dark any longer, so I guess we'l just spit it out..."

"Your mother and I are psychic spies." said Papa Pig.

"WHAT!" shouted the twins.

"It's true," Papa Pig continued,"You see, long ago, in the early years of Toontown, when the Cog Wars began, there was another problem in Toontown. There was a clan of Toons called the Traitoons. As the name suggests, these toons were traitors who stole information from the Toon Council. Then, they gave the information to the Cogs. Legend has it the Traitoons tampered with Gyro Gearloose's machine, so even if Scrooge McDuck had attached the wires correctly, the Chairman still would have became evil and made the Cogs. Because of this, the Cogs actually work for the Traitoons. At the peak of our rivalry, their leader, a mythical Traitoon known as Toontankamen led a massive siege on Toontown, an invincible army of Toons and Cogs. The Toon leader, Flippicus, collaborated with Toontown's scientists to create the Golden Gags, 7 ultra-powerful gags that could single handedly wipe out an army of Cogs in an instant. With all 7 gathered, Flippicus gained ultimate power and sealed Toontankamen in a mystical sarcophagus, burying it at the center of Toontown. With their leader gone, the Traitoons fled Toontown; however the Cog Wars had only just begun. Flippicus knew there would be cataclysmic effects if the Cogs or Traitoons got ahold of the Golden Gags, so he scattered them across the town, giving a select few families psychic abilities, making us guardians of the Golden Gags."

"All of this is true," said Mama Pig sadly, "The psychic powers are passed down from generations, and our ancestors formed the Toon Resistance. You have psychic powers too, Wonderbump and Bubbles. It is your duty to harness your powers, because the Traitoons have reformed. They know you will try to collect the Golden Gags so they won't be able to ressurect their leader. They want you gone, and are tracking you down as we speak!"

"Can you believe this! How could you!" whined Bubbles.

"Calm down sis!" argued Wonderbump,"They were just trying to protect us! At least they even told us!"

There was a violent rumbling in the house, knocking the twins to the floor.

"Oh no! The Traitoons have pinpointed your location!" shouted Mama Pig.

"AHH! WHAT DO WE DOoOoO! shouted Wonderbump as the rumbling knocked him down again.

"When we bought you this house, we built a secret room, grab the jar behind you and find it!" stated a rather startled Papa Pig.

With that, the TV crashed to the floor, destroying the communications array. The pigs looked behind themselves and saw a jellybean jar that read: VITA-BEANS: USE IN EXTREME EMERGENCY ONLY. Wonderbump snuck a Vita-Bean in his mouth. He felt a tingling-sensation, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, the windows and door broke down and Traitoon agents barged in. The twins were too stunned to react, but, oddly enough, managed to move the TV aside and cower in fear where the TV was. The Traitoons surrounded the pigs and one turned around.

"Admiral Toysworth, the scum are at your mercy." said the Traitoon.

The Traitoon stepped aside, and the most muscular toon the twins had ever seen walked in front of them. The muscular toon, probably Admiral Toysworth, got out a Dipzooka. The twins knew this was bad news. Dip was like highly corrosive acid to toons, and the Cogs used it quite often.

"Heh heh, sometimes I wish I got to go on harder missions." laughed Admiral Toysworth.

Wonderbump and Bubbles covered their eyes, waiting for their impending doom, but then, a wave of electricty blasted from Wonderbump's gloves, pushing the Traitoons a considerable distance away. The pigs felt the wall behind them back up, and all of a sudden, the wall spun around, taking the twins to the other side of the wall.

"NO!" cried Admiral Toysworth as he dropped the Dipzooka and lunged at the wall, but it was too late; the wall finished its rotation, and Admiral Toysworth got a faceful of brick.

After recovering from the initial shock and a blow to the head, Admiral Toysworth griped,"I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE TOON RESISTANCE WOULD INTERVENE!"

"Now listen, kiddies. You may have gotten away this time, but mark my words: nobody escapes the Traitoons!"

"Uh, sir, who are you talking to?" asked a Traitoon.

"Um, no one." remarked Admiral Toysworth.

Okay! That was chapter 3. I think I improved on making my chapters longer, but remember, review and let me know: do YOU think I improved on chapter length?