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Adventures of an ANBU Trainee
Chapter 2- The Sushi House
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Last Time on Adventures of an ANBU Trainee…
"Ugh! I can't believe you dad!" said Emily as she threw open the door to the living room now glaring at her dad who was looking over the newspaper he was reading to meet his angry daughter's eyes.
"What did I do to my princess?" He responded incredulously wondering why of all the reactions he expected he never imagined she would be angry at him for what he did.
"It is RED!" now he was definitely confused.
"The brand new car I got you for your 16th birthday is red, yes. What about it?"
"It's not PINK! Daddy I said I wanted it in pink!" Now her dad was ready to jump out of the seat to reprimand her when she continued on.
"Ugh! I hate you dad! I will get you in trouble with mom now since you can't see the difference between red and pink maybe mom can out put some sense in you." He quickly got up to try to prevent the hell that would rain down on him if she heard how he messed up.
"Honey wait I can go fix it."
"MOM! DAD CALLED ME A BITCH!" After yelling that, she left the room to storm upstairs to complain to her mom about her dumb dad.
"WTF!" no seriously wtf I thought this was a flashback for my story. What the hell happened?
OH SHIT
I mixed up the story flashback with an episode of 16 and a total bitch from TLC give me a moment… alright got it here let's get back to the story!
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Last Time on Adventures of an ANBU Trainee (For Realses)
Naruto then suddenly stop moving and thought about the mission and the information they found about Shiki when he suddenly remembered a key piece of information about him.
"Naruto. Naruto! What did you just think of" Lee said when he noticed Naruto's big smile
"So do any of you guys know how to make sushi?"
"Yeah it is pretty easy some raw fish, rice, and some seaweed; roll it up and that's it." replied Neji wondering where he was going with this.
"I think I know our way into the Cloud Village and how to get close to Shiki Houraisan…"
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At Asiana Sushi House
In the corner booth of the popular sushi house, Asiana, the group was being watch by other customers as both Rock Lee and Naruto were in the midst of a food eating contest with no regards to either their teammates or the other people in the restaurant.
"Yosh Naruto-kun you are a youthful opponent but I shall defeat you with my flames of youth!" Lee managed to shout between shoveling plates of crab rolls down his throat meanwhile Naruto could care less as he was steamrolling through his pile of sushi with the haste of a cheetah.
"Is there something we are waiting for or we just supposed to sit with both of you idiots as you choke on sushi." Neji stated angrily as he wiped another stray piece of rice and seaweed from his face. Naruto finished off his last plate and slowly placing it down while Lee also stopped eating.
"That was good, but not as good as ramen though." He then turned to Neji who was sitting next to him and continued. "Yes he should be here soon." Now even Shino was intrigued. An informant or maybe an insider who could aid us in entering Kumo? However those thoughts were put to rest as a clone of Naruto walked up to them with a grin on his face.
"HEY GUYS I GOT THE SECRET FILES!" He yelled to basically everyone in the restaurant and anyone nearby on the street. "You idiot just give me the files and dispel yourself." The Naruto clone handed the folder over to the original and stuck out his tongue as he dispelled himself.
"Anyways this is a copy of the documents we recovered from the raid of the drug farm. There are quadruple copies of everything so take a look at all of it and guess what I think our approach should be." Naruto handed over the papers as he sat patiently for the rest of his team to figure out the plan.
"There seems to be nothing here except the book keeping for the farm, general expenses and a general calendar with some dates circled."
"What is special about the dates?"
"Some are repeating over the past few months indicating a pattern. Lee hand me the expenses on these days." Neji said to Lee who was currently highlighting the days in the budget. Lee closed his highlighter and handed over the paper to Neji who now was analyzing it for a pattern or at least a connection.
"It seems twice a month he spends money at expensive restaurants around lunch time on these days which we could not have noticed because he seems to constantly eat out at the same time but because the dates are circled and he spends more money on those days then on any other days in the month." Neji concluded while Shino was skeptical.
"That could merely be happenstance. He could just like to spend more money on his lunch on these days rather than others seeing as he is coming from the weekly council meetings." Shino responded logically seemingly shooting down Neji's theory, however before he could deny the connection Naruto spoke up.
"That's what I thought after looking at it but the problem with that is if he did want to spend more money on himself on those days only, then why then does he go to different restaurants throughout the Kumo district all within close walking distance of the Raikage tower. Notice as his expenditures for lunch normally occur closer to home which we can assume is him going home after the morning meetings whereas the bi-monthly lunches are held close to the tower indicating that this regular event is meant to be held in public and for others to see meaning it has to be some sort of bi-monthly council lunch." Naruto finished, now looking at the others waiting for them to respond.
"That does seem likely but a calendar and some receipts cannot prove the bi-monthly council luncheon that you suggested." Shino said with a blank look on his face which was covered by his usual green trench coat and hoodie. Naruto then held up an envelope for all at the table to see.
"Don't believe me here open this Lee." Lee then grabbed the letter from Naruto and began to read out loud. "The council lunch was a success. I was able loosen up Hyuunda's fat lips to give me information on the patrols of local police forces near my farms…" Naruto then stopped Lee since his point was already proven by the letter.
"Needless to say this is a real thing and this is how will get him. We need to know what he knows before Kumo figures out and keeps all of the profits from his drug farms for themselves."
"So basically we need to kidnap a drug lord from a public restaurant carry him across the elemental nations and eventually extract all these "farms" from him then send out squads to gather all the resources before Kumo finds out any of this?"
"Yosh! Sounds youthful let's go right now while the springtime of our youth is overflowing!" Lee yelled in Asiana as he had one leg on the table and puffed out his chest.
"At least Lee is in, how about the rest of you guys?" Naruto said looking at both Shino and Neji. "This sounds absolutely ridiculous but you are the captain so I am in." Shino just nodded in agreement so Naruto then began to explain what would be necessary for the mission.
"Guys thanks for this but now we have to get to work. Take notes of everything because this is what we will be replicating over in Kumo as our front. That means the staff, the tables, the food, and overall set up." Naruto finished as Lee questioned Naruto.
"How are we supposed to get the council to come to the restaurant in the first place, we simply do not have the budget or the experience to replicate an upscale sushi house?"
"You are right Lee but we will have an advantage that no luxury sushi house would never think about."
"What Naruto?" Neji asked just trying to get the point of all this run-around. Naruto smirked and handed over a separate paper with information of a VIP in Kumo. "This guy is our in." Naruto then explained who it was as the picture in the top corner of the paper.
"That my friends is the Raikage's brother, better known as Killer Bee who also happens to be the jinjuuriki of the eight tails." Killer B has dark skin and a muscular build, as well as white hair and a goatee. On his right shoulder, he has a tattoo of the kanji for "iron". He was wearing oval shaped sunglasses and a white-colored forehead protector. He also has his village's standard one-strap-over-one-shoulder flak jacket, and a long, red rope belt tied around his waist, the standard Kumo hand and shin guards, shinobi sandals, and a white scarf around his neck.
"I understand that he is important but how is he going to convince the Raikage to schedule the council lunch at our sushi house?" Shino spoke up for the first time in awhile
"Just look at the last bullet point on the page." Naruto said as he tried to fight of the growing grin spreading across his face. "You cannot be serious Naruto! There is no way you will get me to do that!" Neji stood up and got into his captain's face to show he was dead serious about what he just said.
"Come on Neji it could be…youthful for you and show the bright flames of your youth." Naruto said in response which neither calmed Neji down nor reduce the grin on his face.
"Yosh Neji we shall compete who is the greatest in the Leaf Village! Let's go my eternal rival and throw down!" Lee suddenly said getting Neji's attention away from Naruto. Naruto turn to Shino who had no visible reaction except the slight stiffening of his posture but Naruto just passed that off as Aburame behavior.
"Well since everyone else is on board let me explain how this will go down…dawg." Naruto finished with a smile which was shared between himself and Lee whereas Shino was just as quiet as a mouse and Neji was struggling to not choke out Naruto and Lee in public. All in all a plan was coming together.
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In The Kumo Shopping District
While Naruto, Neji, and Shino was watching a troublesome scene unfold in front of them in the middle of the Kumo Shopping District. Lee was in the middle of negations for renting out an empty storefront from the current landlord and it was no going well.
"Yosh to make up for this property being such poor condition, we will pay one half of the asking price." Hearing that Naruto and the rest of his team could only try to stay in character as Lee was ruining their chance to get this great location near the tower.
"There is no way you will get this place for only half of what I asked you are being ridiculous!" The landlord yelled back to the teen since he thought he was fooling around. "This is a great location and if you are not interested I will sell it to someone who will pay the asking price."
"Lee take the deal and let's get on with this." Neji said to Lee as he tried to hold back his anger at his teammate for being ridiculous at a time like this. "No let's go one third of the asking price! That way, we'll get more money back than we originally planned!" Lee said excitedly as he held up his fist as if he just solved the problem. As this was going on Naruto, Neji, and Shino could only sweat drop as Lee continued on his madness.
The landlord was about to leave when Lee spoke up again. "Sir I know this is sudden, but we will buy the store for ONE FOURTH of the asking price!" Naruto, his team, and the landlord just fell to the ground in exasperation. "Is something wrong Naruto-kun?" Lee turned to the now pale Naruto getting up from the ground.
"Yes Lee that price you are asking for his impossible to get. Lee I told you to stop acting like this when you began to negotiate for the price." Lee just shook his head as if he already understood what Naruto was saying.
"That is why I said we will pay one third of the asking price before but he refused." Lee stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Lee you are missing the point…" Naruto just sighed and picked up the passed out landlord to re-discuss the deal. "Look please forgive my…energetic friend here but he is somewhat right the asking price is a little high because of all the repairs necessary so we will pay in cash up front for the whole asking price if you have everything cleaned up and certified ready for business." Naruto said hoping to get the store even after the incident before, however once the landlord heard cash and up front he was already sold.
"Well that sounds reasonable as soon I have the money it is all yours." The landlord said doubtful that these teens would have that much money but he suddenly surprised when Naruto signaled to Shino who brought over a suitcase brimming with cash.
"Here is the exact asking price you can count if you want." Naruto said knowing he no longer had the landlord's attention since his eyes were replaced by dollar signs and he looked as if he was ready to run off with the money.
"Why yes everything seems in order. Here is the deed just sign here, here, and here and you will be the brand new owner of this fabulous store front in the heart of Kumo's Shopping District!" The landlord could now feel the bills run through his fingers as Naruto signed the deed and handed it back to him.
"Thank you very much have a nice day sir." Once he left he snapped toward Neji and Lee who were ready for the instructions from their captain. "Neji. Lee. Here are the scrolls with all the furniture we got earlier you will go and set up the shop to the designs we covered before. Shino and I will go and get fish and other ingredients we will need for the Sushi House. We should be back before it gets too late. Do not leave until we get back with the food so we can start storage and get up and running soon." Neji and Lee briskly nodded and received the scrolls as Shino and Naruto started to walk towards Kumo Lake.
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At Kumo Lake
Shino and Naruto were now sitting on a boat in the middle of Lake Kumo fishing for fish to bring back to the sushi house. They both were sitting there enjoying the view when after catching nothing for a while Naruto began to talk not knowing it would lead to one of the weirdest conversations he would ever had. "So Shino how is it going?"
Shino turned slightly towards Naruto which was the only indication that he heard him. "Fine." Naruto just sighed he hoped he could get Shino to talking more but then again I doubt he would open up to anyone.
"I suppose this is where we trade stories about each other's childhoods." Naruto then became nervous of childhood stories especially after Neji's "confession". "Shino that's fine we don't have to talk. Oh I think I have something here." Naruto then started faking that a fish was biting.
"I feel it would be beneficial to team cohesion so I shall begin."
"Shino its fine really."
"I was a young bug lover."
"Now that just sounds wrong."
"I think I was either 7 or 8 at the time."
"(SIGH) Fine I won't stop you."
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Flash-back 10 Years Ago
A young Shino was sporting the same style as the rest of his clan, consisting of dark sunglasses and a sea-green jacket with a high, upturned collar as he walk in the forest looking around for exotic bugs when he heard strange sounds coming from a river. Shino approached the river bank when he sat upon a nearby rock sitting patiently for the sounds to occur again. Then it began.
"Buzz Buzz Chirp Chirp Glug Buzz" Shino was confused There is a pattern.
"Buzz Buzz Chirp Glug Buzz" Shino started getting into it and joined along but with his own twist.
"Bo pf Bo pf Bo pf" Shino started a beat with his mouth matching the bugs and was enjoying it the entire time. He brought his hands toward his mouth to make the sounds different.
"Bo ts ts ts ts ku ku ku chik" Shino just rolling with the beat as he suddenly stood on the rock he was previously sitting on and was going ham
"pft pft ts ku pft pft pft ts ku…" and so Shino found his love for beatboxing from listening to the sounds of the forest. He did in the forest, his room, at school, and anyone who would listen to him on the street. It is only logical that I become the greatest beatboxer in all of the Leaf Village. You see Shino as a young boy had aspirations to become a professional beatboxer before becoming a ninja but as fate would have it today was the day that would all change.
"Shino I heard from your teacher today that you were interrupting class today by making noises from your mouth into a rhythm." Shibi Aburame stated coolly to his son in the living room of their hive shaped clan estate.
"Yes father, my classmates enjoyed what I was doing so it was only logically to continue to perform my action because of the positive result I received from it." Shino calmly responded as his argument was solid.
"Unfortunately I cannot allow this behavior to continue since you are disruptive to not only in class but the Aburame emotional control because you are physically showing your passion to others thus breaking what we are known for outside our insect manipulation." Shibi responded somewhat gentler than he thought he would since he was destroying his son's passion. Correction current passion I am positive his interests will change as he grows older.
"I understand Tou-sama I see the reason behind your argument therefore I shall stop this action and bring honor to the clan." Shino responded with a blank expression. He then left a nodding Shibi as he went to his room to figure out how to express rhythm while keeping a cool façade when he stumbled to his secret passion that he holds to this very day.
Flash-back End
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After finishing the story Shino then turned toward a slightly disturbed Naruto and pulled down his shades and in the quiet of the approaching night he clearly said.
"My dream is to become the greatest rapper of the Leaf Village." Naruto could only stare at Shino before he pursed his lips together and looked toward the shore as if calculating something. He slowly pulled his rod out of the water and placed it in the boat.
"You know what Shino you obviously need some time to yourself to sort out some personal issues. So I'm going to go…..like right now." Naruto then just jumped out of the boat and swam to the shore as he was too distracted to water walk since he was still trying to understand why he had such a messed up team. At least Lee is up front about it…but what if he is also hiding something? Naruto cringed at the thought of any more team bonding over childhood stories as he finally reached the shore and went off to get the rest of the supplies necessary for the restaurant not caring in the slightest that he was soaking wet.
Shino was now by himself as he just pondered on his dream and concluded with his next statement that he said out loud. "I'm a rapper 'till the day I die." He then held out the peace sign to no one but the crows that were overhead. "Baka… Baka…" Shino then just dropped his head in shame when even the birds that heard him they thought he was being an idiot so he just focused on the fish in the water since they would not insult his dream right?
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At Ninja Rolls Sushi House
Naruto walked up to the shop with the rest of the food they would need to open the restaurant with in a scroll, now they would have to see how much fish Shino could get by himself. Shino… Naruto tried to stop the sudden shudder that came down his spine as he approached the now named Ninja Rolls Sushi House.
"Hey guys I'm back! Wow this place looks much done." Indeed it looked nearly finished and ready for service. "Yosh Naruto-kun welcome back! Of course it is nearly done, we burned as the upmost youthful flames in a friendly competition of who could do the most work and the Leafs Handsome Devil was again the winner!" Lee responded full of energy whereas Neji looked like he was going to pass out.
"It is a shame my partner does have the same level of stamina as myself or else we could have gone on longer!" Both Naruto and Neji turned green and squinted at Lee thinking the same thing. He has to at least understand what he is saying just sounds wrong…right? Thankfully before either of them could respond to what Lee said Shino came in with a scroll in his hand and gave it to Naruto.
"That should be enough for the a couple weeks. I went out and bought whatever I could not catch and put it in the scroll along with what I caught at the lake." Shino finished as he failed to read the awkwardness in the room. "Yosh good job Shino-kun!" With that Naruto snapped out his thoughts and began to explain what was going tomorrow.
"Alright guys we are going to a dry run with my clones tomorrow and make sure everything is covered and practiced several times. Got it?" Lee looked excited while Neji seemed regretful for agreeing to this mission in the first place whereas Shino had an odd look of determination in his eyes.
"Good we open in two days. Go get some sleep." And with that ANBU team Gamma slept in for the intense mission in the upcoming days.
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Two Days Later
Naruto opened the double doors to the shop and put up a sign on top of the doors saying: "NINJA ROLLS SUSHI HOUSE! GRAND OPENING!" He then took a deep breath and yelled out in his excitement.
"All right now we are ready for anything. BRING IT ON!" well needless to say fate did bring it and he wrapped it up as a gift and dropped a beast onto their front porch…specifically a tailed beast.
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At Storm Cloud Ravine
Killer Bee was now leaving his personal training ground jumping on his toes as he went along thinking about what he should have for lunch. "Ahhh man I feel so hungry I think I will get sushi or else my muscles will get all mushy Yeah!"
That has to be the worst one yet Bee and I still can't stand this rapping after all these years. YO! Don't hate, no time discuss this gotta get some food before it's too late! (sigh) I don't know why I try anymore…
After cutting off communication with his inner tailed beast Killer bee now walks the popular streets of Kumo for a sushi place when he notices a small restaurant with a big sign saying: "NINJA ROLLS SUSHI HOUSE! GRAND OPENING!"
"That places sounds mighty fine let's go see what's inside aw yeah!" Killer Bee said out loud ignoring the strange looks on the people around him. As he walks inside he notices there are multiple tables on both sides of a single circular bar in the center of the room where a teen with large eyebrows teen and sunglasses was furiously working on cutting up fresh fish and then sliding it over to a taller silent teen who proceeded to roll it up and hand it over to a pale server to distribute to customers in the restaurant.
Aww man it's another one of these lame places. Looks like I will just look for an empty table so I can fill some spaces Yeah! Killer thought as he continued inside only to be interrupted in his stride by a young blond with a gold chain and sunglasses similar to what the other workers were wearing.
"YO! You seem new here let me get you straight. This is the dopest sushi house in all of Kumo state! My name is Naruto but it means maelstrom not fishcake. If that's what you want that you got to wait till Wednesdays! Hold let me give you a tour. Let me pass it to Neji who will kill it so hard you'll want an encore."
"Neji! Give it to our new customer!" Neji then nodded and proceeded to place the sushi tray that he had on his hand onto an empty table. He then calmly straightened out his kimono and jumped onto a table with his arms crossed and began his part.
"YO! We coming straight out Yugakure! A crazy ass village the more we served man our rep got bigger! We a bad sushi house and we know this but the police in Yugakure didn't show this! So we squeezed the trigger and our bodies got hauled off! Straight to Kumo is where we laid, slices of fish is what we gave, to those hungry fools who were looking for a lunch break! Now here let me lay it down for you these our positions. Naruto in the front dealin with any partitions! Me down at the tables' hardcore giving outstanding service to those who want more! By boy Lee in the back slicing up fish so fast he will make you say "Damn sir! That was really fast!". To end it all saving the best for last the greatest roller from here to Japan! A real mystery as he never really speaks but looks so cool all the ladies just squeak! Shino is his name and rolling up fish is his game! Thanks for listening to me go, I hope you enjoy Ninja Rolls!" Neji then coughed then calmly stepped down from the table, took the sushi and proceeded to give the customers around their order seemingly ignoring the massive amount of applause he received as he went.
"YOSH as youthful as always my eternal rival! Since Neji introduced me I guess I will end it right here cause Naruto said to knock you out!" Lee then threw his knife down onto a block of wood and jumped into the air while tucking his legs and landed on the stage in the back of the restaurant for karaoke. The lights dimmed and everyone turned towards the stage while Killer Bee was now just trying to stand up even though his body was ready to collapse from this amazing place.
The lights rose revealing Rock Lee…in a boxing outfit and a hoodie.
"YOSH! Don't call it a comeback I have been doing this for years! Rocking my peers and puttin' fishes in fear, Makin' the tears rain down like a MON-soon, Listen as my knife hits the wood like BOOM! Explosion, overpowering, over the competition we towerin. Wreckin fish, when I drop these rolls that'll make you call the cops! Don't you dare stare, you betta move, Don't ever compare, Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced, Competition's payin the price! Ninja Rolls goin knock you out. HUUUH! Our sushi will knock you out HUUUH! Ninja Rolls goin knock you out HUUH! Our sushi will knock you out HUUUH! Ninja Rolls goin knock you out. HUUUH! Our sushi will knock you out HUUUH! Ninja Rolls goin knock you out. HUUUH! Our sushi will knock you out HUUUUUH! YOSH!" After that Lee dropped the mike on the stage and headed back to the sushi bar dressed back into his kimono while all the people in the restaurant sat back down to enjoy their food as they let the adrenaline leave their bodies from singing along with Lee.
"Lee that was awesome man you killed it! Well since everyone else has gone let's let Shino close us out." Naruto said looking past Lee as he said the last sentence.
Neji stop what he was doing and then looked at Shino.
Rock Lee put down his cutting knife and turned to look at Shino.
Everyone was deathly quiet as they looked at Shino
Killer Bee was on edge and could only think How will he top everyone else?
Shino then calmly stopped rolling the sushi he was rolling and proceeded to the stage. Each step he took captivated the audience as if he were a piano virtuoso. He slowly adjusted the mike to his tall stature and began what could only be described as real rap raw.
"Chest work….Bench Press…Chicken Nuggets Nigga" Shino then threw his hands in the air as if he just dropped the entire world on the audience and indeed he seemed to have dropped the world on them. Everyone was pumped and jumping around, women were falling, passing out into their friends arms as if God's hand fell upon them. Others limbo under their tables since they simply could not completely grasp the magnitude of what was dropped upon them. All in all this peaceful restaurant was turned into a zoo with these animals going crazy.
"SHINO! SHINO! SHINO!" The crowd cheered as they picked up their god as his feet should not even touch the floor and then placed him down by his station behind Rock Lee. He then proceed to straighten out his kimono and if you looked closely you could see the smug smirk on his face as he pushed his sunglasses closer to his face. As everything calmed down Naruto turned to a rejoicing Killer Bee with a knowing smile. Everything is going to plan.
"So table or booth?"
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Omake by King of the Void
What Happens When Kakashi is Late for the Last Time
Naruto groaned as he let his arms fall. "Where the hell is Kakashi? We've been waiting for four hours!"
Sakura shrugged. "We really should know...why are you hanging off a streetlight?"
"Because I can." Stated Naruto as if it was obvious. "Anyway I have an idea on how we can get back at Kakashi. We'll need to call in some help, but can I count you two in?"
Sakura nodded while Sasuke gave an "hn."
"Alright, I'll go set it up."
Five minutes later
"Everyone know what to do?" Asked Naruto, looking out at everyone who he could convince to help...which as it turned out included four ANBU squads, twelve Jounin, twenty five chunin, every clan head on the council, Danzo, the academy's PTA board and the Fire Damyo himself. If team seven learned anything that day it was being constantly late made you more enemies than you realized.
"Special effects standing by." roared Ibiki.
"Camera crew ready and waiting." reported an ANBU.
"Therapy station on standby." chimed Kurinai.
"FLAMES OF YOUTH BURNING WITH THE WHITE HOT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!" I think you know who said that...
Elsewhere
Kakashi sighed, finally arriving at the meeting spot only to find his students had left without him. "Oh come on, I'm not that late...only a few hours...I think..." She shook his head in disbelief and picked up a note with his name on it.
Kakashi
We've decided to talk to Granny about you're constant lateness. Come to her office as soon as you get this. The longer you take the more pages get burned out of your book.
Love,
Naruto
P.S.: BOOM
Kakashi's eye widened as he threw the paper away just in time to not be caught in the explosion. "These kids are trying to kill me!" He froze as what the letter said finally hit his brain. "NO MY PRESSIOUS! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM LADY TSUNADE!"
Tsunade blinked, curious as to when Kakashi had learned the Flying Thunder God. "I'm afraid you're too late Kakashi, I've already decided on your punishment." With an evil smile she pressed a button under her desk, causing a trap door to open under the masked man.
When he came to Kakshi found himself face to face with Gai...who was wearing nothing but a green thong speedo. "!"
Due to the current rating on this story and for the love of humanity the following scene has been censored. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Tsunade nodded in satisfaction as she tried to stem the flow of blood from her nose. "The sales from the video will be a very useful source of income once it gets though editing. I'd say he learned his lesson."
"I think we all did." Whimpered a ghostly pale Naruto. "I for one learned you're more creative than Pervy Sage by a long shot."
"I learned Kakashi apparently super glues his mask on and Gai is surprisingly weak to aphrodisiacs." Stated a blushing Sakura. "Um Sasuke, what up with your Sharingan?"
Sasuke blinked and checked himself in a conveniently placed mirror. "...apparently this was enough to get the Mangekyo Sharingan."
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Thanks for reading and btw the omake was sent to me via a pm and I thought it was funny and weird.
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Sage's AMV Corner!
Alright it's the third installment and since no has minded I will keep rolling on with these. If you have an AMV YOU WANT featured in my corner or if you have a review on any of the AMVs here feel free to comment and trust me when I say reviews are encouraged and side note
I FEED ON THEM
(cough) ok let's get on with the show here are the top AMVs for the chapter.
The Good: Naruto AMV – Sunrise [HD] by AnimeOpEd
- AMVs can change how people can view an anime no matter which show it is and this one just makes me feel as if Naruto was changed into something even greater than I originally thought before watching this AMV. It is so well done with the editing and the song choice is just a perfect reflection of the Naruto series and it just makes you both happy and sad at the same time. I have to give a gold star to AnimeOpEd for this AMV; it honestly should be used as an official AMV for Naruto because it is just that great.
The Bad: Naruto Boys ~ I don't dance ~ by Otome15
- I originally was not going to put this AMV in the bad category because immediately I noticed the editing was decent and the song was funny but after thirty seconds I stop chuckling and was like "Wait I have to listen to this song for 3 more minutes." as bad as that sounds I can barely stand High School Musical as the next guy so yes this is a bad AMV just because of my bias of 23 year olds in high school that perform kid show tunes.
The Funny: Naruto "Its Raining Men" by alittlepixiedust01
- I have heard the song only a couple times before I saw the AMV but by the time I have written this review I would have heard it at least 10 more times just because the editing is subtle which I only saw after the second time I watched it but when listening to the lyrics and seeing what is on the screen I could only say HALLELUAH ITS RAINING MEN!
The Bonus: Neji – Crank That by PirateSweetheart
- Remember that song that you heard in summer camp that all the counselors made you learn by the end of the summer, well Neji learned it too and I approve. The song quality was good but the editing was seemed to be made by a 12 year old back in 2007 so I am on the fence about where to put this. However it was enjoyable so I would definitely check it because we all know that Neji is an OG and this song just brought that out just like in this chapter.