You stand in an odd hallway, the floor with grass-like carpet and the walls and ceiling painted, in front of you floats a large, golden ring. You wave you hand over, under and around it, checking for traps, but you accidentally brush against it and there's a bright flash. Next thing you know, you're running down a steeply sloped, brightly colored half-pipe tube. You can't seem to stop running, even when the slope levels out. At the last second, you see an approaching stack of cannon ball-like bombs that you barely avoid.

"Careful," BB calls as he approaches from behind, some of his clothes burned and smoking slightly, "Those things hurt like hell." He blazes past you and leaps to grab a large gemstone, stuck to which seems to be a piece of paper. In a flash, you're back in the armory. BB pulls the paper off the gem and tosses the stone behind him, hearing it clatter as it lands on a shelf.

"I told you it wouldn't be long for my next piece, but before I give this to you, I should say the pairing is is probably something that will off-put some people. It's not Yaoi/Slash, but it is, indeed, different, but no different than Naruto being with an alien, which I'm sure has been done before, or a female Bijuu/demon. Now, without further a due, I present…"

Naruto of Mobius

Genre: Family, Adventure, Romance

Rating: T (possibly subject to change)

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Tsunade stood in the center of Training Area #7, waiting. Ten years. It had been nearly ten years since Naruto Uzumaki had disappeared from his trip with Jiraiya. The two had been experimenting and trying to recreate the famous Hiraishin no Jutsu and Naruto disappeared in an explosion caused by a failed attempt. The only proof they had ever had he was even alive was the toads contract, but they hadn't been able to reverse summon him meant he was too far away, but the only explanation for that would be if he were off the planet…So how was he alive?

People all over had gone nuts with thoughts of things from alien abduction to him being pulled away to hell by demons, but it was all unknown until a week ago. Something had shown up in a flash, something that was still boggling the people in the R&D Department, especially since the thing was flying without wings or any apparent propulsion system, it just floated and projected an image of Naruto, obviously older, saying he'd be back in a week and he'd try to aim at his old training grounds.

Now she was waiting here with Naruto's old classmates, like she had been for a while, the brat hadn't said a specific time.

Just as she thought that, something new happened; it looked like a blue rip opened up in the air in front of the training posts with a tearing sound. The tear widened into a circular portal, and through it stepped Naruto…

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A.N. This will be the beginning for a number of different crossover ideas of mine, if only for the simple reason that the jutsu that, to me, have the greatest chance for dimensional travel are the Hirashin, Kamui and whatever you call Madara's teleportation jutsu. The other ideas change depending on who comes out with Naruto. Continuing…

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And a pair of rabbits.

A pair of bipedal, anthropomorphic, actually well dressed rabbits, one about a head shorter than the blonde in a long dress and the other seemed to be a young child in a red sundress, both with ears that reached the small of their backs. Naruto himself was dressed casually in black shorts, sandals and an orange t-shirt.

The rabbit-woman walked calmly in front of Tsunade, "You must be Madame Tsunade. Naruto has told me so much about you, and I am very pleased to finally meet you."

Naruto waved, "Hey, Baa-chan, it's been a while. I want to introduce you to Vanilla-chan and-"

The little one tugged on Naruto's shirt, "Daddy, is that Granny?" The eyes of all in attendance shot open.

Naruto smiled, "Yes, Cream, that's Tsunade, your grandmother."

"GRANDMAMA!" the little bunny missile launched herself at the blond woman, wrapping her arms around her waist, "I'm so happy to finally meet Daddy's Mommy!"

Tsunade, being an experienced kunoichi and medic did the most appropriate thing she could think of.

She fell back unconscious.


"Oh, man," Tsunade groaned, she cracked an eye and saw Shizune's concerned expression, "I should probably listen to you about cutting back on the booze, I just had the freakiest dream about Naruto and some weird giant rabbits."

"We're not weird, Grandmamma," Tsunade's eyes shot open at that voice, before it continued hesitantly, "A-are we, Daddy?"

"No, honey, Granny Tsunade's just not used to Mobians," Naruto assured his daughter, "Remember the stories of when I first met your mommy? She just needs time to adjust."

Tsunade was up like a shot, seeing the odd family again, her left eye twitching. Naruto was sitting at the base of a tree with his apparent daughter in his lap, the girl's mother leaning on him with her head on his shoulder, her left arm in his right. If the females where human, it would seem like a perfectly normal family moment, and part of her still 'aww'ed at the picture, but the fact of the matter stuck with her, Naruto had been gone for the better part of a decade, and just returned with two creature which looked like they were almost summons, one that he said was his daughter and the other presumably his wife.

I feel happy he found someone, but this is just so…freaky, Tsunade couldn't help but think. She turned to one of the ANBU accompanying her, "Tora, Give us somewhere to talk, alone."

"Yes, ma'am, Mokuton: Shichūka no Jutsu" The ANBU clasped his hands together as tendrils of wood shot from the ground, shaping themselves into a small house. The eyes of both Naruto and Cream shone in awe.

"That was SOOOO COOOOL!" They both cried out, proving to some they were related.

"Naruto, come in and bring your family, you have some explaining to do," Tsunade said as she opened the door, Naruto and co. following after.

Once the blondes and bunnies where in the house, the rookies let out a collectively held breath, they were glad their friend was back, and they knew he always pulled off the unexpected, but this was beyond ridiculous.

"Man," Tenten sighed, breaking the silence, "And I thought Kiba's family had odd relations with animals."

"Hey!" Kiba growled.

"Hold on, guys," Chouji cut in, "She seems like any person here, and I'd guess if the little rabbit is his kid, then the big one might be his wife or something, I don't think we should just act like she's some animal or anything."

"For all we know," Shikamaru continued, "They could be the norm where they're from, they might be from rabbit the way we're from monkeys and apes."

"But HOW!" Sakura yelped, finally speaking, "How can he have a kid with her?"

Ino sniggered, "I thought you were a medic, Sakura. I'd guess they *giggle* did it like bunnies in heat and the kid eventually was born."

Sakura twitched, "Even if they evolved like that wherever she's from, no matter how similar, there's no way two completely different species should be able to interbreed like that!"

As the rookies talked-slash-argued, no one seemed to notice one girl who didn't speak, she didn't even really move, she just slumped against the tree behind her with tears in her eyes.


"Alright, Naruto, you've been gone for almost ten years, and now you show up with a wife and kid, both of whom," Tsunade paused, thinking of the right thing to say, "Neither of whom are human. Now you'd better tell me what the hell is going on before I blast you through a wall."

"Alright, Baa-chan, alright, don't have a stroke," Naruto waved her off, "First, introductions, this is Vanilla Uzumaki, my wife, and our daughter Cream. They are Mobians. When I had that accident with Ero-Sennin, I ended up in their dimension on their planet, Mobius. Mobians are mostly animal people like Nilla-chan and Cream, some are rabbits like them, and some are like other animals."

"So there are no humans?" Tsunade asked, intrigued.

"Kinda, but not like us. As far as we can find, there were a long, long, looooong time ago, and they had way more advanced technology than us, but didn't seem to have or know of chakra like we do. But, and I know this sounds a bit weird, some really advanced aliens showed up. The humans at the time got kinda stupid and thought it would be a good idea to dissect the aliens to learn about them. When their friends found out, they dropped these special bombs on the planet called Gene-bombs that were meant to kill all the humans by de-evolving them, but leave everything else alive. It sorta worked, but not completely."

"You see, Madame Tsunade," Vanilla continued, "We don't exactly have any humans on Mobius, most were affected by the bomb and became what are called Overlanders. Overlanders are almost exactly like humans in looks, size and intelligence, but they have some genetic differences and," the rabbit gently took her husband's wrist and held up his hand as he spread his fingers, "unlike Mobians like myself, or Humans like you and my husband, Overlanders have four fingers, opposed to our five. And while the bombs didn't have the completely desired effect on the Humans, it had the opposite effect on the planets wildlife."

Naruto took over from here, "The animals got big pretty quick, at least faster than they should have. In, like, ten thousand years, they went from animals like we got, to, well," he motioned to his wife, "Nilla-chan. Some animals stayed the same, but other animals became Mobians too, foxes, squirrels, lizards, weasels, birds, dogs, cats, lots of them, and even if they aren't human, Baa-chan, they're still 'human'."

"In fact Madame Tsunade," Mrs. Uzumaki cut back in, "It is widely believed on Mobius that the reason we evolved so quickly, even with the gene bombs, is because human DNA became partially absorbed into our ancestors systems because of the bombs."

"So is that how you two were able to have Cream?" Tsunade asked, getting a blush from both parents.

"Actually, Cream was our own little surprise. There's never been any record of an Overlander and a Mobian having a child, and, as for humans, well, before Naruto there was no known human on the planet. We assumed that it wasn't really possible for the two of us to have a child, but, one day I felt ill, and Naruto took me to see Dr. Quack, months later," Vanilla rubbed her daughters head, "Lo and behold, we had our own, cute little miracle. Since then we've taken precautions, but it is comforting to know we have the option in the future."

Tsunade thought for a moment, "Well, I know how you ended up there, how did you come back? That portal thing looked nothing like the Hiraishin."

"Oh, Tails made that," Naruto said, "He's a couple years older than Cream, but he's super smart, like, smarter than Shikamaru. Once I got his help, it didn't take too long for him to find a way to get me back here. We just took a while to find some of the materials."

Tsunade looked to the younger rabbit, who seemed to be dozing off, "And Cream?"

"She just turned seven last month," Naruto said, smiling warmly at his daughter, "But she's a lot smarter then I was at that age. I've taught her some base ninja techniques. I felt I had to after…" His expression quickly frosted over.

Vanila, seeing her husband's rising anger, placed a calming hand on his shoulder before explaining, "There is an Overlander on Mobius, an evil man named Ivo Robotnik, also called Eggman, who seeks to take over our world. He is extremely smart, and has created an empire of machines with a device that lets him turn living creatures into robots with no free will, as well as other foul machines, like things that drain energy from animals to run. Once, he found out about Naruto's power, and tried to get him to join him, then almost a year and a half ago, Eggman kidnapped Cream to try and make Naruto join him. Naruto and some friends of ours fought their way through his fortress, and he saved her just before she was robotized. Then Naruto…"

Vanilla trailed off a bit as Naruto's eyes hardened, "I taught that fat ass to never, ever threaten my family." He looked to his wife and hugged her, kissing her forehead before looking to his sleeping daughter, "But even with that, Eggman can get cocky, so he might have tried again, and there are a lot of other bad guys on Mobius besides him, so I started teaching her, and I taught others too. Not all of them can, but some Mobians can use chakra, I don't really know why. But Cream," Naruto chuckled as his eyes lit up again, "She looks like her mother, but she really seems to take after me, she's already able to use the Kage Bunshin, and she can make ten or fifteen on a good day. Always gets the other kids riled up when she uses it during games like tag or hide and seek."

"And they help her with her schoolwork as well," Vanilla said with a smile, "She is the head of her class back home, and her teacher was suggesting that she skip a grade or two. Naruto has even tried teaching me a few things, I'm not learning as fast as Cream, though."

"Nilla-chan does alright, but she can be a genius like I used to be sometimes," Naruto trailed off, grinning at his wife.

"Naruto Uzumaki, don't you dare." Vanilla chastised her husband, a blush breaking through her light fur.

"What happened?" Tsunade asked, quickly becoming interested.

Naruto turned to the blonde, "Nilla-chan accidentally recreated my old Oiroke no Jutsu." Tsunade raised an eyebrow as he continued, "I was teaching her to use the Henge, and as a test, I told her to transform into our friend, Rouge. Nilla-chan used the jutsu and became a completely perfect copy of Rouge, but she forgot to transform clothing as well." Naruto barely restrained his laughter enough to keep from waking Cream, "And the best part is, Rouge was there, and all she did was give Nilla-chan pointers about her body."

Tsunade chuckled, but took pity on the woman and changed the subject, "It's good to have you back, Naruto." It surprised the hell out of Tsunade how quickly their expressions changed after that statement, "Did I say something wrong?"

Naruto sighed, "I'm not sure if I'm gonna stay, Baa-chan." Tsunade's eyes widened as he continued, "Do get me wrong, I've missed Konoha, and believe it or not, life is simpler here, easier, something annoys you, you tell me to blow it up, I get paid, and we both go home happy. On Mobius, things get complicated with time travel, clones, mechanical doubles, double agents, evil and intrigue. However, unless there's been a huge change since I left, here I'm disliked, hated, insulted and scorned, even after all I've done for this village, many see me as a demon, and I can't even imagine how people will react to my wife and daughter once someone finds out they aren't human."

"But on Mobius, people accept me, my friends there have learned of Kyuubi, and they accept it, I have a loving family, and while it started a little rocky, everyone accepts us as a family, I'm a respected fighter, and if I choose to return, I have a standing invitation to help train the Kings royal guard and be an actual advisor to the royal family, even be the personal guard of the princess if I wish, I have another offer to become an investigator with a friends detective office, or even a partnership offer to be a professional thief." Naruto gave the hokage a sincere and sad look as he pulled his wife close, "Baa-chan, I love Konoha, and a part of me will always love it, but I can't just think of myself anymore. I have to think of what's best not just for me, but Cream and Nilla-chan too. If they can't be accepted here, how can I believe they'll be safe if I get sent away on a mission? How could I concentrate on any mission when my family may be in danger from within my own village?"

Tsunade sighed before taking a deep swig of saké, she waited in silence for a moment, staring at the floor, before speaking, "When the hell did you get so mature, you brat." She looked up with a sad smile, "No matter how old you'd get, I never really thought you'd grow up, figured you stay the same loud mouthed brat that never showed anyone any respect, the kid who made a bet with me by laying his dream on the line. Seeing you like this…you really make a woman feel old."

"But you are old, baa-chan," Naruto said with a smile, earning a light smack in the back of the head from his wife.

Tsunade smiled softly at the rabbit, "Whether he stays or goes back, you realize he's your responsibility. He needs someone to keep him out of trouble."

Vanilla returned the smile, "Of course, I'm his wife. It's my job."

Tsunade climbed to her feet, "Well, wake the kid, we have introductions to make, and I'll have to lay down the law with the jonin council. I want you happy, Naruto, but I'd like you to be happy here so you can take this damn job off my hands and you can deal with the paperwork, so let's get to work."

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Okay, there's the beginning of the story, but for some reason, I just couldn't leave it there.

You know, Vanilla strike me as a very calm, quiet woman, and you know what they say about the quiet ones…

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As the rest began to leave the clearing, Hinata sat with her head on her knees, crying. She had known, wherever Naruto had ended up, there was a chance he had met someone, she even knew there was a chance he could get married. But knowing something and seeing it with one's own eyes were two very different things. She had lost her love, and to an entirely different species, that may have hurt even more. She was so deep in her despair, Hinata didn't notice the sound of footsteps approaching until she was spoken to.

"I beg your pardon, but would I be correct in guessing you're Hinata Hyuuga?"

Hinata looked up and saw she was alone with the rabbit woman, everyone else on the other side of the clearing catching up with Naruto and meeting his daughter, who had just shown off her own Shadow Clone jutsu. Hinata tried to quickly shake the tears from her eyes as she looked up.

"Y-yes, I'm Hinata, and I'm p-pleased to meet you."

Vanilla sat in front of the kunoichi and brought up a hand, gently wiping a tear from the girls face, "I guess your feelings for Naruto haven't changed since he left," those words brought new tears to Hinata's eyes as a soft sob escaped her mouth, which Vanilla gently quieted with a finger, "Ssshh, it's alright, Miss Hinata." She waited a moment before continuing, "I truly do love my husband, he is a hard worker, a strong fighter, a most loving husband and a very caring father. But when it comes to women, even now he's a little thick, but back when I first met him he was dense as lead." She stopped for a moment to hear a giggle from Hinata, "When I first met him, I had to make almost all the first moves, I suppose it was a bit awkward since we were a human and a mobian, but we have been very happy. So, while he told me of his friends here, even though he could not see it for himself, I could tell from his stories and descriptions that there was a shy young girl with a crush on him. I did not tell him because I was not sure when, or if, he returned here, that your feelings would be the same. I know things seem bleak for you, but I would like to get to know you, Hinata." A glint appears in the rabbit's eye, "And when we have a home here in the village, I insist you should come have dinner with us, you can meet Cream, we can get to know each other, you can get to know Naruto as he is now," Vanilla's voice began to take a more uncharacteristic, sultry tone, "You'll find, as a few of my friends have, that Naruto can be a frisky little fox, and, behind closed doors, I can be a very, very naughty bunny." Vanilla gave the girl a quick peck on her lips, before giving her a deceptively innocent smile, standing and walking away with a slight sway in her hips, leaving a blustering, blushing, but no longer sad Hinata.

Confused, embarrassed, and slightly aroused, yes, but not really sad.

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This next bit came to me because of Naruto's new controlled Jinchuuriki form.

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like Naruto found some emerald and rings and went wild?

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"Give up, kid," Kisame said, holding Samehada ready to strike cream, held by his partner, "Or your daughter is chum."

Naruto Glared at the pair as he began to glow, his body seeming to become nothing but energy, with odd designs showing on his arms, chest and around his neck, "You know, I might have spared you before, but you just made your last, and dumbest, mistake. Cream, honey, close your eyes until daddy says to open them, okay?" the little bunny nodded and did so as Naruto raised an open hand, the swirling chakra forming into a phantom-like jewel shape in his palm, "Don't blink, or it'll be over. Face the power I learned to use on Mobius," He closed his hand on the fake gem, "Chaos Control!"

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"That's it. Now, I gotta go." BB picks the gem back up, "So many ideas and so little time. Oh, and let me know what you think with that nice little 'review' button. Laters." The author disappears in a flash.