Chapter 3: Body hair fetishes and Matchmaker Austria?!

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The group were having lunch together at a park. Ukraine made the food. Eventually when all arrived, they began to indulge. That's when Poland said an interesting piece of gossip that sparked a lot of mixed reactions.

"So guys, did you like, totally hear about Spain's body hair fetish?", Poland inquired.

"What!?"

"A body hair fetish? Out all of the fetishes?!"

"that's... Disgusting."

"Yep! It's probably like, totally true."

"No way! I would have assumed the tomato bastard had a tomato fetish, but a body fetish?!" Exclaimed Romano.

"Who would have such a fetish?", Ukraine wondered out loud.

"I don't know. Why don't you ask the Greek god Of Fetishes?", Romania replied in a sarcastic tone.

"That was a rhetorical question, Vlad."

"Oh."

"I can see why," stated Monaco. Everyone then turned to Monaco, giving her full attention. "My brother and him dated about 7 or 8 years ago," stated Monaco as if it was a normal thing to talk about. "If I recall, Antonio would always be… Touchy around his arms. Not to mention that he would always coo at them.

"So it is true? Like, OMG I must tell Liet!"

"If you don't mind me asking Feliks, what made you think that?", Monaco questioned.

"Well, flag copier, I like, totally had noticed it back then."

"I see…. AND DON'T CALL ME THAT! ITS NOT MY FAULT! Besides, I have been around longer than you, and It wasn't until after the first war you accepted the current flag," snapped Monaco.

"And how did you, like, find out about it? Did you like, totally have a threesome with them?" Poland smirked. That smirk was wiped off though when Monaco slapped him on the face... With a sandwich.

"Non! That's disgusting! He's my BROTHER for crying out loud!"

"Excuse me, but I have to go see someone, da~ze."

"Who?" Inquired Veronique.

"America," Korea said with a blush on his cheeks, a very HUGE one.

"Are you okay Yong Soo? Your face is really red."

"I-I'm fine, thanks Veronique." And with that South Korea walked away.

"He likes America.", stated Canada as soon as he walked away within earshot.

"That doesn't shock me… I mean they have close ties, If I recall," stated Austria.

"That's true. And Al likes him back."

"Well if they're feelings are equally shared, then Let's play matchmaker!" Exclaimed Belarus.

"Yeah, if they like, are totally crushing on each other why wait and watch when we can, like, totally do something!"

"I don't see why not.", smiled Canada

"So, how are we supposed to get them together?", sighed Austria.

"Well, Alfred needs a little push…. I know, as crazy as it sounds, that's what happens. I know they both like video games, hamburgers- that's how much America influenced him- and That's it."

"I'm sure we can work with that," smiled Austria.

(2 days later)

"Im Yong Soo! Where on earth are you?! Hey that rhymed!" Called Roderich. "I have to tell you something." Miraculously, Austria didn't get lost on his way to Korea's house.

Said Korean appeared From a room not far wearing nothing but shorts. "What is it, da~ze?"

"Are you familiar with blind dates? Because I just set you up on one!", exclaimed a very enthusiastic Austrian.

"Of course I do!", exclaimed the Korean. "After all, blind dates did originate in Korea, da~ze!"

"Yeah, sure. Anyways it's at 6:00 this evening. Is that fine?"

"Perfect!"

"Oh and wear something different!"

(America's house)

"Al!"

"Yeah Mattie, bro, what's totally happenin'?"

"You have a blind date with somebody."

"OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS PERSON?!"

"I-I-I can't say, Al. But it's at 6 in the evening, at McDonalds."

"SWEET!", exclaimed America.

"wear something casual, too."

(5:55)

The disguised group of friends made their way down to McDonalds. They weren't gonna eat anything, they were only going to watch.

"I hope this goes well," mused Canada. "It would be awkward if it didn't work."

"You have a point there, Matthew.", replied Romania. "But hey, we don't know for Sure- I see them!"

(America and Korea's point of view)

"Hey, Yong Soo!"

"Alfred!"

"Are you totally my blind date? Cause Mattie said I had one here!"

"Duh! I was invited by Austria, though, da-ze!"

After ordering their meals, the two walked to a nearby park and talked and talked and talked, among the talking, Alfred accidentally confessed to him, fortunately he was relieved that Yong Soo felt the same .

"Dude, really?! I would never have guessed you also had the hots for me!"

"Me neither! NOW YOUR BREASTS BELONG TO MEE, DA~ZE!"

"They seem to be hitting it off well," Observed Monaco who were hiding by a bush.

"Yeah, they are like, two totally energetic guys!"

"True.", smiled Veronique. "Oh, they're leaving!"

They all turned and noticed the two were standing, both were embracing each other.

"I'm glad I got that off of my chest, Yong Soo."

"Same…I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" Yong Soo exclaimed before kissing him on the lips.

"It looks like we were successful," smiled Ukraine. "Did anyone catch anything for Hungary?"

"What are you guys doing there?," Korea asked.

"RUN!"

And so, here is the 3rd chapter! I hope you liked it! I love KimchiBurger so much I'm sorry if you guys didn't like it! And yes the two countries do have close relations. I'm sorry if this chapter was short because I rush and I slept late! The next chapter I have yet to have made!

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