"And stupid! Very very stupid! Like beyond stupid!" Buffy yells as she May and Coulson stand in the pilot's room while she continued to scream at him, she still had her wig on but had switched out to one of May's suits and shield jacket's so that she wasn't just chilling around in her metal getup. She currently had her glasses off but the minute she was done in here she would have to put them back on.

"Like extremely stupid! Like honestly you are reaching Andrew type stupidity!"

Coulson merely remains there in shock as the currently raven-haired Slayer/Avenger who he admired so much continued to scream at him like there was no tomorrow.

Honestly, if this had been any other time he would be freaking out right now, cause despite the fact she was terrifying it was also so awesome.

"Buffy—" Coulson tries but she holds up her hand cutting him off reminding him so much of her father as she does "No!" She yells "And another thing! You don't go all quiet when you do come back from the dead! I was dead for three months and still made it to the Stark brunch what is your excuse!"
Coulson sighs "Are you done screaming at me?"

"No!" The raven-haired Slayer yells before opening her mouth to continue yelling only for her eyes to widen "I got nothing."

"Good." Coulson breathes only to wince as Buffy slaps him across the face when he stares in shock and May keeps herself from laughing Buffy merely shrugs "Sorry I promised Pepper. It was either that or do what Clint suggested and toss you out a window."

"You could still do that." May jokes making Coulson glare at her, honestly, it was odd seeing May like this, she seemed to only act like her old self around the blonde.

"You're not helping." Coulson points out while May shrugs "I like her better than you."

Buffy grins smugly before sighing, her and Coulson remain in silence for a moment before she rolls her eyes and hugs him tightly "I'm glad you're alive." She whispers before pulling away and smiling.
Coulson smiles at the girl before turning to May who wouldn't even look at him.
Buffy sighs and sits next to her sort of another mother figure "What happened to no field work?"

"There wasn't supposed to be any. I'm just supposed to be the driver." She says harshly as she glares over at Coulson before turning back to Buffy "How was Italy with Romanoff?" She asks ignoring Coulson as she tried to catch up with the blonde.
Buffy smiles in amusement "Good, we hijacked a bachelorette party. You missed a good time."

"Next time." May says with a smile before Coulson leans his head in-between the two.

"Sorry to interrupt girl time." He says before focusing on May "I know you didn't want to see combat. I apologize for that. Do you need anything before I go check on the device fueled by evil sitting in our cargo hold?"

When May doesn't say anything Buffy giggles softly before grabbing her goggles and slipping them onto her face before tapping Coulson on the shoulder "Burn." She whispers before pulling him away from May.
"Thanks Bu—Anne!" May yells out remembering not to use the blonde's real name.
"Anytime!" Buffy yells back before she and Coulson head towards the Cargo hold "That was fun."


Buffy listens in amusement as she follows Coulson down into the cargo hold where a lab had been set up allowing Fitz and Simmons to work on the device, well at the moment it was more of a case of Fitz and Ward arguing while Skye and Simmons listened uncomfortably.

At the sound of footsteps Fitz looks up and his go extremely wide making Simmons frown "Fitz? Fitz?"
Fitz merely raises a shaky hand gesturing to Buffy "That's—that's—she's—she's..."
Simmon's eyes widen and fill with glee before she turns to her best friend with a big fake smile "Don't embarrass us."
"Of course not." Fitz hisses before wincing as Ward continues to yell at him.

"This is just entertaining." Buffy says loudly drawing everyone's attention, Fitz pulls away from Simmons before running over to the Avenger and grabbing her hand shaking it wildly "It's a pleasure! A true pleasure, to make your acquaintance, Slayer, or Avenger or Agent...what—"

"Agent Summers." Coulson interrupts drawings Fitz's attention "She's here on orders of Fury."

"Please." Buffy scoffs "I was bored plus I had a bone to pick with you. Plus it was me or Romanoff." While Coulson pales at the idea Buffy turns to Fitz and smiles "Call me Anne." She tells him before Simmons walks over as Fitz remains completely unmoving as he stares at the raven-haired avenger.

"Sorry about him." Simmons says sweetly before smiling at Buffy "It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Summers. Honestly, everyone at the lab talks about you..."

"Cool fanclub." Buffy says with a laugh before glancing at the device on the table while Coulson heads over to the other people on his plane, the people he had picked up at Peru.

"Skye right?" Buffy asks turning to hacker girl who nods and looks at Buffy nervously.
"You're van was pretty cool." Buffy tells the hacker who's eyes shine like the sun at the Avengers words.
Buffy shakes her head in amusement before frowning "Hold on weren't you the girl who hacked into Stark Industries last year?" She asks remembering back to the file.

Skye's eyes widen in a panic while Buffy laughs "Stark's server is not as big as his ego."
"It was easier than I expected."

Buffy smiles sweetly at the hacker before the two of them stand side by side watching as Fitz and Ward continue to argue nonsense at each other.

"I really wish I had popcorn." Buffy whispers only for her eyes to widen as Simmons walks over and hands her a small pack of popcorn.
"I so like it here." The Slayer chuckles before offering Skye some of the popcorn.

Buffy couldn't help but laugh as she watches the all American boy argue with the brit "This reminds me of home."

"Do we have a problem in here?" Coulson asks as he walks back over to the group, Buffy groans as the boys stop arguing "Come on AC it was just getting good!"
Coulson turns to the Slayer "Are you 24 or 10?"
"You forget who my father is."
At her point Coulson couldn't help but shrug, that was a good point "Fair enough."

"Who's your father?" Simmons asks in utter confusion only making Buffy shrug "Time for my least favourite word. That's Classified."

Coulson sighs, having Buffy on his bus was going to be a whole new type of pain in the ass, she seemed to have only gotten crazier and more starkish since she was a teenager.

"Anything else?"

The whole room goes silent to a hesitant Skye slowly raises her hand "Uh, yeah. I have a small question. Because I've been feeling like the tagalong hayseed rookie, but now I get the sense Ward doesn't know which one's Simmons and which one's Fitz..." Buffy scoffs, biting her lip to keep from laughing as the hacker continues "...and they've seen even less gunfire than me, and I'm no rocket scientist, but is this your first mission together?"

Buffy turns her head towards Coulson, she was probably finding this way more amusing than she should "Really Coulson, you literally built a team which sounds more like a bad sitcom."
"Stop with the commentary." He tells her only making her smirk.
Simmons quietly pipes into the conversation "No...of course not."

When Buffy and Skye both turn to glance at the Agent with unbelieving expressions Simmons winces "It's our second."
Buffy smirks "Romanoff so owes me 50 dollars."
Coulson frowns at that "You're a billionaire and all she bet was $50?"

"How was she supposed to pay me if it had been more?" Buffy points out making Coulson shrug, again she had a point.

"Why are you finding this so amusing?" Ward asks the Avenger with an annoyed tone which merely made the Slayer turn to him and cross her arms, when she glares up at him for the first time a brief look of fear crosses his features.

"You made his robot face move." Skye whispers in amazement while Buffy smirks before turning to look at the group "Look I get it you're all scared, but suck it up, you may not like each other yet...trust me I get that...I did sort of put Hawkeye in the hospital..."
"Cool." Skye mutters while Grant rolls his eyes at the Avenger.

"This isn't about that." Ward says sternly as he turns to Coulson "I'm a specialist."

"In what?" Buffy asks "In stoic depressing expressions? I can totally see you teaching moody teens how to brood."
"Sir why is she even here!" Ward groans in annoyance as he turns to Coulson who glares at him "Have respect Agent Ward." Coulson hisses.

Ward sighs "Look, I'm just saying I could have eliminated the enemy threat myself if I was working alone, but I had non-combat-ready agents."

Buffy glances at Skye as Fitz begins arguing talking and weapons and all that "It could be worse." She points out to the hacker "May could be threatening to kill us all."
Skye chuckles "Yeah, she doesn't like me very much."

Buffy arches a brow at that before remembering back to her own meeting with May, she had thought the exact same thing once upon a time, and now her and May were as close as could be.

"I use to think that too." Buffy tells the other girl before both of them turn back to watch as the scientist continue to argue with the specialist.

Slowly both women head over to Coulson as the other three continue to argue "See them proving the point we were making?"

Coulson sighs and glances at both women before turning back to the still arguing group "You're not wrong." He says loudly drawing everyone's attention "We still need to iron out the kinks."
Buffy stifles a small laugh "Kinks? Coulson the fact that Fury sent me here means there are a few more than small kinks."

Coulson groans but couldn't find it in himself to argue, she was right Fury wouldn't have sent her if his team weren't off to such a rough patch.

"Okay more than a few kinks." Coulson says agreeing with the wigged Slayer "But Ward..." He turns to the Specialist "You can speak six languages. Simmons, you have two PhDs in fields I can't pronounce, and, Fitz you are a rocket scientist. Plus right now we have a literally Avenger on our bus. So work it out."

With that Coulson heads out of the room and out onto the bridge, Buffy sighs before glancing around the group who had just been pulled apart "That was entertaining."