Well, i certainly took my sweet time updating *scolds self* anyway enjoy! and thanks to the people who actually read this even though it is not actually RoyxEd ^ ^ reviews would be nice, though T-T
You've Been Royed!!
Lieutenant Breda walked cheerfully into Central HQ. The day was off to a great start: he'd made fun of Havoc's latest relationship, managed to avoid Hughes wielding even MORE pictures of his daughter, had a nice conversation with Fuery over breakfast in the mess, and no mud had been splattered on him from yesterday's rain puddles on his morning commute. However, he woyuldn't even reach the office until near lunchtime.
On his way in, Falman spotted him and asked him to run some papers over to Sciezka for the Colonel. He added it to one of the enormous stacks of papers on her desk, only to be scolded that it was the pile of documents she had already restored from the incinerated first branch of Central Library. Irritated, she sent the lieutenant on an errand to deliver some reports to Hughes. Sighing, Breda attempted to just ditch the papers and run before Hughes had a chance to pull out any photographs. Unfortunately, the doting parent already had his desk covered in them and had just hung up on a call. Thus, whilst Maes chattered on and on, Breda tried to quickly think of an excuse to leave. Luckily, Hughes' long-winded story about how his daughter had done something-or-other, the phone rang, giving Breda a chance to escape. A quick glance at the clock told him it was a half hour until lunchtime. Lt. Hawkeye was going shoot him into swiss cheese. He sprinted down the halls to the Colonel's office.
He burst through the door, panting.
"I'm.. here!.. sorry I--"
He froze.
Mustang's entire office was filled with stray dogs.
Breda screamed and promptly jumped on top of the nearest desk.
"W-w-w-what the hell?! Who brought in all these little beasts? THEY'LL KILL US ALL!!" He panicked.
"Calm down, Breda-"
"We can always give them to the cook in the mess-"
"AAH, HAVOC!! I'm sorry, they were in a box, just shivering in the rain, and then i just kept coming across others just like them, and then the Colonel finally said this morning that I could keep them in the office for a day, so I-"
"woah,woah, woah WHAT?! the COLONEL let you keep them?!?! DAMN YOU ROY!!" Breda cut off his fellow subordinates, exasperated.
"YOU'VE BEEN ROYED, BREDA!!" Colonel Mustang shouted gleefully over the barking of the dogs trying to get Breda to pet them.
Hhmm.. not one of my favorites. wording's a little weird, I feel bored reading it so narratively, but whatever the next ones will be better, i have something planned.. *heh heh heh..* anyway i plan to have a great finish this fanfic, which will be in two chapters. Next is Falman!! xD thanks for readin!!
reviews!! might make the next chapter suck less!! :D it's great motivation :))
