Chapter 3. I wrote this because the milk pointed a gun to my head and made me...Yeah..
Big and Mickey Mouse were walking in the park when Mickey said "Oh that was some good shit!", Big replyed with "It was salty and sticky!". "Oh shit man! Your so /Fly Under Craked Killing/ good and drinking /sea sault ice-cream/". Then Bomber-Man walked by, planted a bomb and walked away. Big hid ontop Mickey, crushing and killing him. Gasping for air, the final words from Mickeys mouth were "We were smoking some of my shit when we came up with the plot for Kingdom Hearts...". In Mickey's will, it proclaims that Big will be incharge of Kingom Hearts 3, and he will voice Mickey. "DEARP! HERES DA PLOOT FOR KINGDOM HEARTS 3, THE CHAIR OF DARKNES!" Big hands everyone a piece of paper, and on it has written :
Sora needs the Towels Of Darkness to kill Bugs Bunny and the other Loony Toons to save Disney because all they have on now is shit and what Loony Toons make is watchable. And to find the Towels of darkness he must...I don't fucking know, climb into a Caterpillar to rip scabs off of Riku's ass.
At that point, TheHellDragon, mrTSC, edsterisawesome, chibirobo99999, Gallade Roxas and all the other people who I'm too lazy to name killed Big with Master System game, "The New Zealand Story!"
