(AN: Some people are saying I'm a troll. I have a troll in my story and I find internet trolls annoying but I'm not a troll. I'm not the best at writing but I'm trying my best. I'll try and write longer chapters but it's hard when you're updating every day)
Episode Three; October 19, 2012
The captain of the ship marched back and forth in the main hall of Hogwarts. His wooden leg slammed onto the floor which each step creating a thumping nose. His long beard was almost as long as Dumbledore but blacker. Rumor was he dyed it black.
"Aye me matey," he said. He was examining the students his crew were able to gather at quick notice. "A pirate life is nice, aye. You got to find treasure, aye. It's pretty cool, aye."
"Aye," said one of the other pirates in agreement. The kids looked scared. They nodded their heads in agreement.
"Then come with me, aye matey," he offered them. Again they nodded, too scared to do anything else.
"Free rum too, aye," said the same pirate.
"Aye," replied the captain, "but rums for grownups. These kiddies will be drinking a bit of wizard lemonade. Fine brew me thinks. Better than that green tea sips."
"Aye, yes, yes, yes," said the pirate as he nodded his head.
"Now let's show these kiddies how we're getting back on the ship, aye," said the captain. The twinkle in his eyes told the students that something sinister was about to arise. "Bring me cannon. It's blasting time me matey, aye!"
"Aye," replied the pirate. He had quickly come back with a cannon ball. "In you go kiddies."
"Aye," the kids said nervously.
"Aye," said the captain.
