Darn proud of myself, two chapters in a day :D
Chapter 3
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! (As I said before, no) odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! (don't lie hunny, nobody gave this a good review) FANGS AGEN RAVEN! (what about fangs and birds) oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.(thank god because if you did we'd all be screwed beyond belief)
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On the night of the concert (which is completely ridiculous anyway because Good Charlotte are a muggle band and highly unlikely to even know that Hogsmede exists) I put on (SHUT UP WOMAN WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW) my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff (a little vague) on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. (I cannot even begin to express my anger at this moment, throwing in a little teenage angst does not give a story artistic integrity) I read a depressing book (must be twilight) while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. (wow, she's so crazy, changing her look all the time like that) I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway (well done, well done). I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside.(I think that is possibly the most accurate and non-brain-bleachy sentence in the entire fanfiction) Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). (okay yes eyeliner on guys does a lot of the time look darn sexy but the rest of the outfit; ewwww. Give me skinny jeans any day ;)
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. (wow she really knows how to use her womanly charms to reel the fella's in doesn't she)
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. (what an excellent advert for the non-usage of drugs: 'don't do drugs kids, or you'll end up like her' When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte. (yes, that is what you tend to do in a mosh pit, it's called moshing. It's what you do. In a mosh pit.)
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad. (oh god no)
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. (bloody genius you are love)
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said. (suck up)
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.(oh stop it, you stop it right now)
"Really."I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. (Oh what a sweet girl our dear Ebony is)
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer (yeeeaahhhh bbeeeerrrr) and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled (is she suddenly four years old? Then again Tara has the writing ability of a four year old. With severe brain damage) back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest! (Shocker!)
