Disclaimer: This will be the last time I post this

I do not own Monty Python's Flying Circus or Invader Zim. I wish I did, but I don't

Author's note: I'll try and spell some names right in this one, but if I don't, let me know

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Invader Python's Hovering Carnival

Vort Dogs

Camera zoom out on Sizzlor and Gashloo in the kitchen, surrounded by blobs like Eric.

Zim and Gir fly down using rockets

Zim: Hey

Gashloo: Hey

Gir: What's on the menu?

Sizzlor: Well, we've got, Plooka; Slydoodidoo; Plooka and Vort Dogs; Slydoodidoo and Vort Dogs; Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs Plooka and Vort Dogs; Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Slydoodidoo and Vort Dogs; or we've got the special heartburner: Triple-Jumbified sack of Vort Dogs.

Zim: Anything without Vort Dogs in it?

Sizzlor: Well, Plooka and Vort Dogs dosen't come with many Vort Dogs

Zim: Couldn't I just have Plooka without the Vort Dogs?

Sizzlor: YICH

Zim: What do you mean "yich"? I don't like Vort Dogs!

Sizzlor: Well you can't have Plooka and Vort Dogs without the Vort Dogs

Zim: I DON'T LIKE VORT DOGS!

Gir: Don't worry, master, I'll have your Vort Dogs, I love 'em. I'm having Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs Slidoodidoo and Vort Dogs and the Triple-Jumbified sack of Vort Dogs.

Sizzlor: Slidoodidoo's off

Gir: can I just have Vort Dogs instead?

Sizzlor: You mean Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs and Vort Dogs and the Triple-Jumbified sack of Vort Dogs?

Gir: YEAH!

Gashloo wretches in the kitchen

Blobs start singing

Blobs: Vort Dogs Vort Dogs Vort Dogs Vort Dogs
DELICIOUS DOGS! (Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs)
WONDERUL DOGS! (Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs)
DELICIOUS DOGS! (Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs)
WONDERFUL DOGS! (Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs, Vort Dogs)

Sizzlor: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Filthy Blobs

Sizzlor takes out giant spatula, blobs immediately get quiet

Sizzlor: We don't have enough Vort Dogs for all of that.

Gir: What do you have enough for?

Sizzlor: A Six pack of Triple Jumbified sacks of Vort Dogs

Zim: Never mind, Gir, we're leaving.

Gir: Awww...

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Okay, hope you all liked that, yeah, I know I dragged it out, but I couldn't think of anything else. If I misspelled any names, leave a review or message or something of the sort.