"Mikael, Adrielle." Aksel called to the fifteen and sixteen year old.
"Que?" Mikael voiced as he came to sit in front of his uncle.
"Hvad, Onkel Aksel~?" Mikael's older sister bounced in and sat beside him.
"Let's have the talk." the emotionless man pulled out two puppets, leaving the two teenagers both thinking "Oh. My. God."
"Mathias! You can't even give your own children the talk? I gave the girls the puberty talk yet you sent Mikael and Nathaniel to Sjor, now you're sending them to Aksel? Are you incompetent?" Alice scowled, lightly elbowing her husband in the side.
"It's awkward!" the Dane merely replied.
"Onkel Aksel, I already know this! I mean, my room is RIGHT beside Mama's and Papa's! And they're real loud!" the eldest giggled, causing the Spaniard and Dane to turn bright red. "By the way, did you know Mama's dominant? Kinda funny since she looks like she'd totally be submissive. She also makes Papa beg a lot like she's a sadist almost, Papa's real masochisti-"
"OKAY NO MORE TALKING ABOUT WHO'S MASOCHISTIC AND WHO'S DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE!" Mathias soon burst into the room, blushing brightly as his wife was left laying on the hallway floor, laughing hysterically.
"TH-THAT'S MY GIRL! THAT'S MY GIRL!"


Hvad, Onkel Aksel~? - What, Uncle Aksel~?

Que? - What?

I based this off of a picture I found, but I forget where. Norway giving Iceland the "talk" and etc. xD

Mikael, Adrielle - These are some fanmade offspring me and a roleplay friend created. She came up with the names, I came up with their birthdays. These two are the two oldest, their younger siblings are Hannah and Lailah (twins), and Nathaniel

Aksel- Norway

Sjor- Iceland

I used the names that someone used, I forget who, BUT ALL CREDIT FOR THEIR NAMES GOES TO HER/HIM!