Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon or any of its charectars

Im going to make this funny for a review I got.

Chapter 3

Why is it so damn hot! I opened my eye and look over. "Umm wheres Zoey?"

I open the tent and see her chewing on my Pokemon Charizard collectors card "WTF ZOEY!"

The small pokemon looks at me with those Brownish blue eyes and I melt like butter, I lean down and try to hug her "ZURUA!" Zoey bit down on my ear

"Dammit Zoey!", I finally get her to quit when I go to my bag

Damn im hungry

I grab the fishing Pole my dad had given me when I was 7 time to eat yum yum

"Zoey use Ember and make a fire im going fishing"

I go to the small stream flowing through the forest. I release the rod and wait for a bite.

I fell a tug and I yank very hard, a wild Basculin appeared I took my knife and cut its belly open and cleaned the guts out.

"Yum Fish"

I walk back to camp and Zoey is snuggled next to the fire. I grab a broken tree branch I fount, I pushed the fish through the stick and cooked it for an hour. I look at the Young Pokemon asleep "Wake up Zoey food"

The Zurua woke up and yawned "Zu Zu"

Here I tor a piece of fish off and let her have some. She took a small bit a jumped happily "Like it Zoey"

The pokemon nodd its head.

After breakfeast me and Zoey walk to Striation City when a trainer comes out of knowhere.

"Are you a new trainer?"

"Yes well me and my Lillipup will defeat you"

"Daunt that go Zoey"

The Zurua went into battle and morphed into a Basculin

"Umm you are what you eat hehehe"

"Wha?, fine go Lillipup'

A little dog came from the red ball with a glimmer of light.

"Li Li Lillipup"

"Bas Bas"

"Zurua use Water Pulse!" The Illusion pokemon let out a blast of water from its mouth at the dog,

"Dodge Lillipup" But it was too late the blast of water hit it.

"Good Job Zoey"

"Lillipup use Tackle attack"

The little dog ran and slammed into Zoey and making her transform back into Zorua.

"Zurua use Dark Pulse" A huge pulse of dark energy releases hitting the Lillipup,

The lillipup faints

"Here" He throws $189 in Poke.

I walk on and finally see a gate, Cheren your going down!

I walk through the gates and see a young man with a Purrloin he walks up to me "what is that?"

"Wha he."

"You really like him"

"Hey man your creeping me out"

The young man looks at me "Sorry I haven't heard pokemon talk like that since her"

"Whos her?"

"I think her name was White"

"You mean Elite Four Champion Grand White!"

"I guess"

He walks away into the woods

Weirdo

"RESHI RESHI!"

"What!"

I look up and see a Majestic White dragon with flames on its tail flying away

"Wow!" I get my PokeDex

Reshiram The Vast White Pokemon, This mythical beast is depicted in Unova legend of part of a legendary Trio said to watch over Unova

"Wow a legendary pokemon"

I walk into the Pokemon Center and the walls were pink Wha?

I go up to Nurse Joy. "Can you heal my pokemon?"

"Sure young man"

She takes Zoeys PokeBall" and goes to the Machine Ding ding ding dong!.

She walks over and hands me the pokeball "So where you heading. Well I am in Striaton city right?"

"No young man you are in Accumula town"

"Oh really drats"

"Sorry about that"

"Oh its fine"

I walk out of the center and release Zoey

"Zu Zu Zurua" she bit my leg and was trying to pull me near a tree. I walk over to the tree and see a Pidove

"Pi Pi"

I grab it and see its arm is twisted I quickly run back to the PokeMon Center

"Help this poor Pidove is hurt"

She looks at it "Audino hurry come here

The pokemon comes and grabs the Bird pokemon and goes through the door.

I sit down untill Nurse Joy returns "That Pidove is lucky you were there or it would of died"

"Oh really"

"Yes here" she handed me a pokeball

"What is this?"

"The Pidove silly its yours right?"

"No I fount it, but I will take it"

I grab the pokeball and walk out sending out the Bird Pokemon Its wing was in a Splint "Oh poor thing I will name you gust"

"Pi Pi Doveeee"

"Hehe ok return Gust" The pokemon went back into the ball and I walk through the other gate

Two pokemon on my team Cheren is going down

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