I don't own One Piece, just my OC.

P.O.V. Abby

I trailed behind Luffy, my wrist in his grip. My legs gave off dull aches on every step and my stomach felt like it was trying to eat itself. I used my free hand to start plucking leaves and twigs from my recent 'adventure' from my curls. Suddenly I bumped into Luffy's back. I looked up at him and followed his gaze to a….Brontosaurus?! I'm in One Piece not fucking Jurassic Park! Why did I have to dream THIS episode?!

"Oh? Why is there a Sea-king on the land?" Said Luffy in a questioning tone.

"A dinosaur!, Exclaimed Vivi in shock.

"A dinosaur?!, Echoed Luffy.

"Then this must be an ancient island!" Vivi called.

"Fuck dis shit! I'm out peeps!" I shout bolting away only to be dragged back because of Luffy's rubbery grip.

"This land is stuck in the time of the dinosaurs!", continued Vivi,"Since sea travel between islands is limited in the Grandline each island developed and established their own culture!"

I let out a low whine in irritation and my fingers clawed at Luffy's fingers. A sudden flashback to my One-Piece-Binge-Watching days reminded me of what actions Luffy would take next.

"And because of that some islands have extremely sophisticated culture, and others haven't progressed several thousand or tens of thousands of years...", explained Vivi,"The random climates in the Grandline make it possible. And that's why this island exists in the dinosaur era."

Luffy pulled me against him and wrapped his arm around my waist. AW SHIT

"FAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" I screeched as Luffy launched himself at the dinosaur. I wrapped my arms and legs around him awkwardly. He clung to the dinosaur with one arm, until he started slipping. Then he unnaturally bent his arm and moved me so I wasn't desperately clinging to his side, but his back.

"Luffy! Don't climb it!" You hear Vivi yowl scolding.

"Why did u have to bring me..."I groan and I clutched onto his vest like my life depended on it. Which it did. I squeaked and squeezed my legs around him more securely and he started to climb the dinosaur's neck. He soon reached the top and stood up on it.

"I want to eat lunch here." He declared. Then he turned sharply on his heel and put up his hand as a visor.

"So there really are volcanoes here… Oh! And a mountain with holes!" He mused out loud. I looked ahead alongside him to see a very active-looking volcano not far from us. Damn I gotta get off this island… I followed his gaze again when he made a noise of fascination at a mountain with gaping holes in it.

"Come down! Even it's well-behaved it's still a dinosaur!" I heard Vivi yell from bellow us.

"Don't worry about it, more importantly, there's a bunch of holes over there! This landscape's really weird!" Replied Luffy.

"Forget the landscape! Come down before you hurt yourself or Abby!" Vivi shouted up at us. I perked up at my name and made a questioning noise at Luffy, but he just chuckled and grinned at me. Weirdo... He then promptly bent over to the dinosaurs eye, stretching his body over the dinosaur's head.

"Oi! I have a favor. Can you take me over there?",Asked Luffy, and when the dinosaur was unresponsive he whined,"Hey, stop being mean and take me there." The dinosaur moved, leaning forward to take a bite of nearby greenery

"Nooooo, this way!" Luffy wailed, standing up to point impatiently.

"Watch it rubber man!" I grumbled as he jostled me carelessly.

"This way...This way..." He grunts bending down to wrap his arms around the dinosaurs head and trying(unsuccessfully) to move it's line of vision. The dinosaur bellowed loudly causing me to flinch violently. I growled and pinched Luffy's shoulder, but he was still busy trying to get the dinosaur to move.

Then, without warning, loud thuds echoed throughout the jungle. I looked around and immediately noticed more brontosauruses heading towards us from all sides.

"DAMN IT LUUFFFY!" I cried out as they quickly surrounded us.

"AWESOME!" Luffy cawed as he observed the towering dinosaurs.

"COME DOWN RIGHT NOW IT'S DANGEROUS LUFFY!" Shrieked Vivi

"Taller dinosaurs, looks like a better view!" Luffy proclaimed cheerily. He stretched up his hands to the formation on the dinosaurs head and launched us through the air. He landed gently, but that didn't stop me from pinching his cheek and pulling it back.

"Lemme go Abby! N-no stap it!" He whined and tried to detach me when I refused to let go. I growled at him and stretched my arm back as far as it would go. Unbeknownst to me, a certain something was sneaking up behind me.

"Abby!" Luffy yipped, he jumped up, and twisted around to he was facing the dinosaur that almost caused me h-arm. (A/N There will be puns.) The dinosaur snapped at the air that Luffy and I were occupying. Luffy landed on the dinosaur's nose only to dodge another dinosaur's attempts at our lives with boisterous laughter. I clung tighter to him as he recklessly jumped from head to head. When he jumped off the nose of one dinosaur he landed on the head of another and started sliding down the elongated neck. We sqee'd as we smoothly slide down the green neck. We were launched off the dinosaur's curve of his back and Luffy stretched his arm out and grabbed on of the toughest looking dinosaurs. I yelped as he had to twist around mid air so that we weren't gobbled up by the enraged dinosaurs.

"Ahh, the view is especially good here!" Luffy admired as he looked around.

"...pretty….." I whispered as I viewed the vegetation from the dinosaur's head. And then without no warning whatsoever the dinosaur threw us in the air and ate us. I squeaked as the dinosaur swallowed us, barely reaching back to catch Luffy's hat that was swept away from him in our jostling. We fell down his throat, his hat in my fingers. Suddenly everything moved, the neck was pushed away from it's previous position and a light had appeared from the end of the neck. We were free falling, but something cushioned us and I let out grunt when we bounced due to Luffy's rubber attributes. Luffy rolled over, temporary crushing me into the cushion, and bounced up. We both looked up to see…

THE MOTHERFUCKING GIANT

"Ehh?!" I cried out in shock at the familiar being.

"I was watching. What a lively pair of humans you are, rough housing with the dinosaurs like that. You should be more careful so you don't get hurt though." He states, looking at my bruised legs curled around Luffy's waist and resting on his hips.

"We haven't had guests on this island for a long time." He continued thoughtfully.

"YOU'RE HUGE! Are you a human?" Luffy questioned, bringing his arms up to support my legs so that the dangled by his hips.

"You're asking if I'm human?!" The giant laughed loudly,"GEGYAGYAGYAGYA! I am Dorry! The Elbaf's strongest warrior!"

"G-giant..." I hear distantly.

"I'm Luffy. I'm a pirate!" Luffy declared,"And this is Abby!" The Luffy leaned in towards Dorry and he leaned in as well.

"She's a mystery girl!" He whispered like he just shared the world most shocking secret.

"What're you guys talking about?" I asked curiously leaning in as well.

"See? She speaks differently!" He explained. Dorry leaned back and laughed once more.

"GEGYAGYAGYAGYA! A pirate and a mystery girl! Good for you!"

"Oh! And that over there is Vivi and Carue!" Luffy commented, pointing at the panicking girl trying to wake up an incapacitated Carue. Vivi saw us pointing and looked at us with an irritated expression.

"You guys should come to my house!" Dorry stated determinedly with a few 'Gegyagya's'. He picked up a reluctant Vivi and Carue and placed them on his shield. I let of Luffy's shoulders and he let me down gently, bending down slightly. I took a step so I was at his side instead of behind him and placed his hat on his head gently.

"You should be carefuller with your treasure idiot!" I muttered, lightly bumping my fist against his shoulder in a mock-punch.

"Sorrrryy~" He apologized.

"Mmm..." I moaned as I suck my teeth into the meat of the brontosaurus Luffy and I were sitting on. I tore of a huge chunk with my teak the size of my arm and held it as a gnawed on it.

"This meat is super good!" Luffy complimented, sinking his jaw into the meat.

"Gegyagyagya! Your bento was also good, however small." He returned chuckling.

"Of course it's good! My chief made it special!" Luffy informed,"If you called it bad I'd have to beat you up!"

"Beat me up? What a funny guy you are!" He hollered pounding his hand on his knee.

"A-already so friendly with each other..." Trailed off an uncertain Vivi.

"Hey, why are you out here all alone? Don't you have a village or something?" Luffy inquired, cocking his head.

"No, I'm from a village called Elbaf. It's somewhere in the Grandline." He replied. Luffy made a questioning noise to encourage him. I tore another bite off my sliver of meat.

"Well, this village had rules..." He hesitantly informed.

"Rules?" asked Luffy cocking a head at him.

"Well...For example, if there is a fight in Elbaf and the sides refuse to back down we are judged by Elbaf's god. And the god gives divine protection to the righteous one so that he can survive." He explained. Luffy made a 'hmm' of acknowledgment and gave a small nod. I was halfway through my meat.

"And I caused some trouble on Elbaf, so this island is the sight where me and a certain someone are having a duel" Dorry took a breath,"The righteous one of us will win and survive." He finished with a bellowing laughter.

"But,"He said quieting his chuckles,"We haven't been able to settle this for 100 years!"

"100?!" Luffy exclaimed, shocked. And, lucky for me, he was eating when he said that so he spitted pieces of meat into the air, and a piece the size of my thumbnail went splat on my cheek.

"We do live thrice as long as normal humans." Dorry commented as I froze, slowly rising a hand to my cheek.

"That's still a long time!" Pitched in Vivi. I wiped the piece of meat of my cheek in a robotic manner and holding it up to my face.

"You can't have been wanting to fight your opponent for all of those 100 years, did you?!" Vivi continued. I put my lump of meat down as I stood up and turned towards Luffy. He met my eyes and made a curious 'hmm?' I grinned at him, hiding my true intentions and lifted my hand as if to give him a high five. His face matched mine as he whipped his hand up and slammed it against mine. I flinched from the force but I didn't let it stop me. I interlocked my fingers with his before he could remove his hand and pulled.

He stumbled towards me and I grabbed his shoulder and spinned him around. He kept falling towards me and he head rested underneath my chin. I quickly gathered his wrists in my my hands and pushed forward.

"Gaaah!" Luffy cried as my straddled his waist, his face buried in the meat,"Why are you doing thiiiisss!" I barely made out as he started wiggling like a freshly caught fish.

"Shouldn't have talk with your mouth full brah." I spoke loosely. He growled and he pulled his legs up under him and pushed up. He stood up, me dangling from his waist from my legs still tied around him. I pulled myself up, my abs straining slightly from the pressure, and I weaved my fingers through his, surprisingly, soft hair. I pulled his head back as he tried to detach me with his hands.

"Abby!" He whined as he tried to separate my fingers from his locks. He froze for what could have only been a millisecond, but I knew in that moment he had conceived a plan. I tensed my legs around his waist and suck my fingers further into his hair. He bent his arms back and viciously sunk his fingers into my sides. I shrieked, my back arching against him and I wiggled. One part on me wanted to collapse into myself in laughter, and the other still stubbornly wanting to hold of to his hair. I grew a look of determination across my features. I let go of him. He started to laugh triumphantly, but I swung my leg around and pulled backwards around his ankle. He fell forward and I bent down and lifted up one of his legs. He pushed himself up on his other leg and awkwardly leaned around, trying to keep himself balanced. I pulled his leg, He clumsily hopped backwards towards me to avoid falling.

"Vivi help!" Luffy called, trying to jump towards her. I held still, his ankle in my hands. He kept jumping further away from me, his leg steadily stretching. I grinned mischievously and let go of his ankle, moving my hands away so his foot wouldn't hit them.

He let out a very unmanly squeal as he was thrown of balance, leaning backwards dangerously on the edge of the meat chunk. His arms spun around in circles like windmills in a hurricane. He tried to swing his head forwards to gain momentum to the other direction just as I picked up my previously forgotten chunk of meat. I gripped my meat in my hand and hurled it towards Luffy's skull. It landed with a 'Shwak!', bending his head back and providing the needed force to ensure his fall. He toppled backwards, his back bending into an upside down 'U' before his feet slipped out from under him. He landed head first, his ass in air as he growled.

I knew about his rubber qualities, and therefore his quick recovery. I shimmied down the opposite side of them meat, crouching down and preparing to slip around the corner. I heard him jump onto the meat, only to let out a questioning sound upon discovering my lack of existence. I swooped around the meat and silently crawled onto of it. He hadn't noticed me, miraculously, and was crouching down on the other side of the meat looking for me.

"Abby?" He inquired. I, without hesitance, took a large step towards him, placed my foot between his shoulder blades. I started to push him off, and he fell, but he bent one of his arms back, successfully deciding my fate when he wrapped his callused fingers around my calf. He fell awkwardly, his feet hooking onto the edge of the meat. He brought his other hand to my calf and agitated my bruise. I flinched, but turned around and dug my fingers into the meat. He gave an impatient tug, and I adjusted my grip in the meat. I pulled myself forward, since Luffy had no leverage to pull me down it wasn't too hard. I lunged a foot, Luffy, once again, was bent in a 'U' formation. He moved his feet so that the weren't awkwardly hooked on the edge, but pressed up against the meat. He gave a small grunt and pushed so that his legs were strait and then tried to bring his arms up from behind his back over his head. I squeaked, my shirt riding up uncomfortably on the meat. My hands started sliding back on the greasy surface, as a last ditch effort I ensnared my teeth on the edge of the meat.

A resounding 'BU-BOOOM' echoed throughout the island. I caused me to jolt, ripping my mouth from its ledge and allowing Luffy to fall forwards, dragging me down on top of him. I roll of him with a grunt, pushing my self up on my elbows to see Luffy looking at a…..SMOKING VOLCANO?! DAMN WE BEST GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE!

"Oooh?!" Luffy exclaims, standing up and gawking in the direction of the monstrous force of nature. I stood up from behind him and moved to tug his shirt to inform him of our impending doom so he could snap out of his stupor, but froze midway when Dorry stood up. He grew a look of dead seriousness across his features, his large grin lacking any genuine emotion. I took a step so I was directly behind Luffy, a lump suddenly clogging my airway.

"That volcano is our marker of our battles. We decided long ago that whenever it erupts, we would meet once again in battle!" Dorry states with nostalgia.

"What could have possibly happened for you to hate him for a century?!" Vivi yells, taken aback by the committed acts of violence.

"Vivi that's enough." Luffy interferes,"This isn't about that."

"He's right. This is about Honor."Dorry added. Suddenly, his eyes seem to lock onto an object on the horizon. He angles his sword and charges through the trees. I gasp as his speed, but I soon flinch as the loud CLANG of metallic weapons meeting vibrates the air throughout the island and surrounding waters.

I must have been standing closer to Luffy's back then I thought, he fell backwards, pushing me down to the earth. I land on my ass with an annoyed grunt.

"Wow...This fight it just!..." Luffy stammers. I flick his nose in annoyance. He stares up at me flicks my nose back. I slowly narrow my eyes at him.

"You're awfully cocky for someone at my mercy.", I spoke, leaning over him, covering him with my shadow,"Are you ready to face the consequences of your actions?". Luffy starts to sweat while I stare him down. A loud THUD brings our attention away from out staring contest. He sits up, and I look over his shoulder, I couldn't see the giants fighting in the distance anymore. Luffy made a curious sound, but then we saw both giants slowly get to their feet. Booooorrring I internally groan. We watched them both draw back their fists and launch them into one more punch. Then they both fell to the ground a final time, seemingly knocked out. Luffy stood up and I followed. We watched where they fell with apprehension. And then we heard laughter. And then we heard friendly chit chat. And more laughter. Why's everyone so damn jolly in this anime?