Chapter Three

The Meeting

As Cartman walked off to work on his plans. Wendy Testaburger walked up to Stan. "Hi Stan." Said Wendy. Stan barfed up so much puck it blinded Wendy. Wendy screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran around smacking kids out of the way. First Butters, Then Pip, Then Bebe, Then Clyde, Then Craig, Then Token, Then Tweek, Then Jimmy, then she knocked over Timmy's wheelchair, Then Rebecca (Red), and Last Dougie. Then (by accident) Wendy push Gregory over the fence and a truck ran over him. "Oh my god Wendy killed Gregory!" muffled Kenny. "Cool." Said Stan.

But Gregory only broke an arm and Wendy agreed to a deal with Stan. Later that Day Stan and Kenny walked to Cartman's house. They were very tired from school and also very confused. When they came to Cartman's House a note told them to go to the backyard. When they got to the backyard Cartman was sitting at a table they he set up along with the folding chairs.

"So who did you get for your armies guys?" asked Cartman. "Well I got my Uncle Jimbo, Ned, my dad, Wendy, Timmy, and I got Gregory as the assistant leader." Said Stan. "Kenny?" asked Cartman. "I got Kelly (his girlfriend), Butters, Jimmy, my dad, Dog Poo, and I got Tweak as my assistant." Muffled Kenny. "Good. And I captured Mrs. Broflovski after Kyle went out to round up his own army." Said Cartman. Little did the Cartman alliance knew that right at that moment Kyle's alliance (made up of Ike, Kyle's Dad, Bebe, Craig, Clyde, Pip, Token, Jason, Kevin, Rebecca, and Starvin' Marvin.) were discussing previous events. "Somehow as a first resort Cartman kidnapped my mom and is torturing her by making her eat cat shit." Said Kyle. "And now we must plan our attacks." Said Mr. Broflovski. "Will start at Cartman's clubhouse located three blocks down from Town Hall." Said Kyle. "And then……" "And then after we will blow up Kyle's room and then run to safety at Carl's Warehouse." Said Cartman. "Get lots of sleep tomorrow we begin destruction…"…