Cowboy Lucario watched as several bulls were charging into the nearby village. He folded his arms as he nodded his head. "It's time I jumped into action..."
Whistling, Cowboy Lucario watched as the cowardly Luigi pulled by, having reins at his mouth. Lucario then climbed onto the back of Luigi, motioning him to take off as Luigi screeched, dashing away as Lucario was using the human plumber as a horse.

"I'm always the butt of the joke!" Luigi screamed as he clearly did not enjoy this position he found himself in.

"Hei ho, Luigi! We gotta stop the bulls from doing real BS!" Lucario stated as he chuckled, turning to the computer screen. "Get it? It's a joke, son."

Luigi glared back at Lucario, not finding the joke funny as he wasn't paying attention to the view in front of him, tripping over a pebble as he and Lucario tumbled down a rocky hill, both of them landing in a giant puddle. The bulls then came running through, flattening both of the 'Lu' named Smashers, with them heading to the village.

Groaning in pain, Lucario placed his right hand on his head as he picked up his ruined cowboy hat. He groaned, shaking his head. "Ugh... my head..."


Meanwhile, back at Lowboy Curario's cabin, the maid Pit was doing his usual cleaning, humming to himself as he wiggled his shota butt, giggling as he farted out a cute little poot.

"Not expecting a bodily function joke?" Pit said to himself, winking at the computer screen. "Too bad! Waluigi Time!"

Waluigi emerged out of a glass of water and spanked Pit on the ass, before giving him a wedgie as he stormed out of the cabin, pounding his fists together as the entire cabin exploded in a huge fiery explosion, with Michael Bay crying explosive tears of burning joy nearby.

"Only I get to refer to my time, you stink twink!" Waluigi snapped as he took out a rose and clapped his hands.

The Cowboy of Lucario returned to what used to remain of his humble home, witnessing the devastation that caused him to fall on his knees as he couldn't believe it. It was bad enough to deal with the bull before, but now the Lucario of Cowboy had to deal with his home destroyed!

"This day gets worse all the time!" Lucario snapped as he fired off a bunch of Aura Spheres at the nearby hideous rock formation, getting out his rage as he started to meditate as he tried to calm himself.


Dry Bowser and Toadette were at a big cattle range that they owned as Cowboy Lucario walked by, with him still reeling in pain from the bull predicament he got himself in.

"You all right, cowboy?" Dry Bowser asked as he had his bony arms folded together.

Lucario sighed as he took off his damaged hat, being in a somber mood. "Bulls... they stink more than the mud patties around here."

"Actually that's me." Toadette admitted with an innocent smile as she was ripping pungent farts, fanning them away as she was blushing.

Lucario had a look of disgust while Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as Toadette farting didn't affect him in anyway negatively at this point, with the cattle simply mooing and eating the green grass that was somehow growing in this barren wasteland.