Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma or "The Night Chicago Died". Rumiko Takahashi and Paper Lace do.
Author Note: Okay, I really don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of this. It was just a really funny idea that came to me as I listened to you-know-what on the radio today. This is sung by Akane Tendo; here goes!
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Happy was a perv on the west side of Tokyo
Down in Nerima Ward, where all the weirdos always head toward
In the heat of a summer night
In the land of yen coins and bills
When the town of Furinkan died
And they talk about it still
When a fiend named Happosai
Got it in his mind
That he would run around
'Till he'd stolen every bra in town
I saw my daddy cry (what else is new?)
A panda prayed the night Furinkan died
Brother, what a raid it really was
Brother, how insane it really was
Glory be!
I saw my daddy cry (what else is new?)
A panda prayed the night Furinkan died
Brother, what a night the women saw
Brother, what a fight the women saw
Yes indeed!
All the girls wanted him dead
But he outran everyone
That's when Ranma said
"I've got to stop his fun!"
There were panties in the street
And the sound of running feet
Then I heard a lady say
"About 1,000 bras are MIA!"
I saw my daddy cry (what else is new?)
A panda prayed the night Furinkan died
Brother, what a raid it really was
Brother, how insane it really was
Glory be!
I saw my daddy cry (what else is new?)
A panda prayed the night Furinkan died
Brother, what a night the women saw
Brother, what a fight the women saw
Yes indeed!
And there was no sound at all
Except when Dad would bawl
(Boo hoo hoo hoo!)
Then the door burst open wide
And Ranma stepped inside
An unconscious Happosai in tow
He'd brought that pervert low!
The night Furinkan died
(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na)
The night Furinkan died
Brother, what a raid it really was
Brother, how insane it really was
Yes indeed!
The night Furinkan died
(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na)
The night Furinkan died
Brother, what a night the women saw
Brother, what a fight the women saw
Glory be!
The night Furinkan died
(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na)
The night Furinkan died
Brother, what a raid it really was
Brother, how insane it really was
Yes indeed!
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I know that was dumb, but I hope you found it funny. I really got a kick out of writing this, as it allowed me to let my stupid side run rampant. Drop me a review, please!
