Sorry for the long update. Please enjoy this chapter.
"Does Nami like Sanji?" Yukki walked into Robin's room. She was reading a book and put it down.
"Why would you ask that?" Robin questioned. Yukki shrugged.
"I've seen the way she stares at him and how she acts when he flirts with me." Yukki told.
"She gets mad whenever he flirts with anyone. He's known for that." Robin claimed.
"So, why does she get so mad?" Yukki raised an eyebrow. Robin shrugged.
"I don't know. He flirts with every girl he sees and it can get annoying." Robin thought.
"Okay. But, it doesn't bother you though." Yukki pointed it.
"I don't get easily bothered by minuscule things like that." Robin stated.
"I know she likes him. It's obvious." Yukki said. "Am I right?"
"Yes. She does." Robin sighed. "I'm not even sure if she knows it or not. When I talked to her about it last week, she had no idea what I was talking about. She could have found out by then though. Who knows?"
"Maybe." Yukki shrugged and then evilly grinned and started muttering to herself. "Oh, this is gonna be fun."
"Did you say something?" Robin asked as she continued reading.
"No. Continue reading." Yukki said and left. Robin shrugged and continued reading where she left off. She decided to stay out of whatever Yukki was planning. It's easier that way.
"Nami. That's your second bottle since breakfast. You need to slow down." Usopp told Nami as she drank her second bottle during lunch.
"Don't tell me what to do. It's my body. It's my business." Nami said. Usopp said.
"As your best friend, it is my business that you don't kill yourself from alcohol poisoning." Usopp stated. "Talk to me."
"I'll talk after lunch when no one's around." Nami sneered at everyone at the table.
"She's mean when she's drunk." Yukki whispered over to Chopper.
"Nami. Please. You're worrying me." Chopper said.
"And no one's yelling at Zoro who's drinking too?" Franky wondered as everyone turned to the other side of the table where Zoro was drinking too.
"Nami. We're running low on booze." Zoro burped. Nami sighed.
"Fuck!" Nami cursed.
"Sooo, are they gonna end up drunk?" Yukki asked.
"Please. It'll take more than two bottles to make Nami or Zoro even a little tipsy. They have a really high alcohol tolerance." Usopp said. "I'm just afraid that she's gonna drink all her problems away."
"That's the plan, Pinocchio." Nami drank.
"Put the alcohol down. Eat your salad, Nami." Usopp commanded as he shoved the salad in front of the girl.
"No. You're not in charge of me." Nami pushed it away.
"Nami! Eat your salad now! I am not asking you. I am commanding you! As your best friend, I am only looking out for you and your health. Now, stop this petty crap and eat your lunch." Usopp shouted. Everyone stopped eating and looked at the sniper. Nami just looked at him and begrudgingly pushed the salad closer to herself and started eating it.
"Wow. I wish I can make Nami do things." Sanji said, a bit of an innuendo in his tone of voice.
"My heart is beating so fast. I'm so scared right now." Usopp said.
"Hey. Who spilled their water on the ground? My foot is soaked now." Yukki said.
"That's not water." Usopp told. "I pissed myself because I've never yelled at Nami like that before."
"Ew. Gross. You're disgusting, Usopp." Yukki was disgusted.
"Oh, go suck someone off." Usopp said, getting upset with Yukki. Zoro and Nami snickered at the sniper's comment. Yukki just turned her head and started eating again.
"Sooo, can you wash my clothes, Nami? I need clean underwear." Luffy tried breaking the silence. Nami sighed.
"Sure. After lunch I'll do a load of laundry." Nami said.
"So. Nami likes Sanji and Sanji likes Nami, but he constantly flirts with every girl he sees." Yukki was throwing a ball to the wall in Robin's bedroom.
"That seems about right." Robin was reading her book again.
"And I like Zoro, but he doesn't like me back." Yukki said.
"Yep." Robin chimed in.
"I need to find a way to get Zoro to pay attention to me." Yukki thought.
"Sorry to tell you, but that is very unlikely. Zoro doesn't like a lot of people. I'm pretty sure he barely tolerates even me. Besides, you'll be here for just five more days. That's not enough time." Robin broke the news. Yukki sighed.
"I'll think of something to do then." Yukki grabbed the bouncy ball and walked out of the bedroom.
"Hey, Robin. Nami told me it was gonna be in the negatives tonight, so I decided to bring you a blanket in case you got cold." Franky offered. It was night time and Robin had night watch. Robin took the blanket.
"Thank you, Franky. That was very sweet of you." Robin smiled. "Would you like to join me for a bit?"
"Sure. I can keep you company for a bit." Franky shrugged and hopped in the crow's nest next to the architect.
"It's a pretty night tonight." Robin said looking forward.
"It is. It's nothing compared to your beauty though." Franky said smoothly. Robin was thankful it was dark outside because she felt her face heat up.
"Oh. I see." Robin couldn't think of anything to say. It was quiet for a bit. Robin kept replaying what Franky said in her mind. "So, is everyone else asleep?"
"Heck if I know. Zoro, Usopp, and Luffy are all in Nami's room. I think they're having a sleepover there tonight. Unfortunately, I wasn't invited." Franky claimed.
"That's okay. I wasn't either." Robin pointed out.
"But, it's okay. I'd rather spend time with you here than with everyone else and you not being there." Franky was smooth. Robin's heartbeat sped up.
"Oh. Well, thank you." Robin smiled softly. Franky grinned back.
"Just four more days." Nami splashed water on her face the next day. She was in her bathroom and she left the door open.
"I'm so excited. Can we get there any faster?" Zoro laid on the bed. Nami shook her head.
"Unfortunately not. I can not wait to drop her off. This whole thing is just bothersome." Nami wiped her hands.
"Come on, Nami. I'm hungry." Luffy hurried Nami up.
"I'm coming, Luffy. Calm down." Nami walked into her room. Luffy hopped off the bed and pulled Nami's hand so they can hurry out of the room.
"Well, we might as well join them." Usopp told Zoro, who nodded and they both made their way to the kitchen to join everyone else.
"Hey, Sanji. Wanna sleep together tonight?" Yukki asked innocently. Nami spit her coffee out, Zoro was choking on his milk, and Sanji was choking on his eggs. Everyone turned to Yukki.
"E-Excuse me?" Sanji asked disbelievingly. Yukki nodded her head.
"Yeah. I wanna sleep with you tonight. Can we do that?" Yukki smiled.
"Sorry. No girls allowed in the guy's room." Nami said, wiping her face from the coffee she spilled out.
"Okay. How about you join me in my room then?" Yukki smiled again.
"She's making it seem like she lives here." Usopp muttered.
"Sorry, but no guys in girl's rooms either." Nami lied as she ate some of her eggs. "Strict no co ed bedrooms."
"But, everyone stays in your room." Yukki pointed out.
"Are you disobeying the rules we told you to follow on OUR ship?" Nami asked rhetorically and angrily.
"I'm just saying that it's unfair if you can have guys sleep in your room when I can't." Yukki fought back.
"That's because you're a guest here. You listen to what we tell you. If you don't like it, you can leave." Nami shouted. Everyone looked back from Nami to Yukki.
"You're not the captain." Yukki reminded and turned to Luffy. "Luffy, can I please have Sanji sleep in my room tonight?" Luffy was stuffing his face with food and looked at Nami, who was shaking her head no.
"Well, if Sanji wants to, I don't see why not." Luffy claimed, looking at Nami and then back to Yukki. Yukki turned to Sanji.
"Sanji. Do you want to sleep with me tonight?" Yukki grinned. Sanji stopped eating again.
"Um..I..Um.." Sanji looked at Nami, who was glaring at him. "I haven't slept with a girl since Nami let me sleep in her bed last week."
"Luffy, I'll give you the rest of my food for the rest of this week if you say no to her." Nami bribed.
"Deal!" Luffy took Nami's plate and turned to Yukki. "Sorry, Yukki. No sharing rooms."
"What? You can't do that!" Yukki called out.
"Sorry. He is the captain of this ship. You have to listen to him." Nami smirked.
"You bribed him!" Yukki claimed. Nami shrugged.
"So? I always get what I want somehow." Nami told. Yukki turned to Robin.
"It's your room though. You can say who can stay in your room." Yukki claimed.
"Did you even ask Robin if it was okay if Sanji stayed with you?" Nami asked.
"Why do you care so much if Sanji sleeps with me?" Yukki questioned.
"Because you're up to something and I'm going to stop you before you do it." Nami stated confidently.
"Or it's because you're jealous." Yukki predicted. Everyone looked at Nami.
"Why the hell would I be jealous?" Nami asked angrily.
"That Sanji was gonna sleep with me and not you." Yukki sneered.
"You two would just be sleeping. It's not like anything would have happened." Nami said. Yukki shrugged.
"That's what you think. Hell, for all we know, I could have had sex with him." Yukki smirked. Sanji dropped his fork.
"Don't fucking talk like that you damn whore." Nami stood up and slammed her hands on the table. She was officially pissed off. No one knew what to do in this situation.
"See. You're getting so worked up over this. Proves my point." Yukki continued smirking.
"I'm about to throw you overboard in five seconds if you don't shut your mouth." Nami threatened.
"Why? So you can get me out of the way so you can get with Sanji?" Yukki sneered. Sanji kept looking back and forth. Nami was about to launch herself across the table to fight her, but Zoro, Usopp, and Franky had to hold her back.
"Let me go. All of you. NOW!" Nami shouted in everyone's grip.
"Nami. Calm the fuck down. She's purposely riling you up." Zoro told.
"I don't fucking care. Let me at her." Nami was kicking and screaming.
"Nami. Sit down." Zoro commanded. "She's not worth it."
"No. Don't tell me what to do." Nami shouted.
"Little sis. Calm down. Listen to bro over here." Franky stated.
"No." Nami kept struggling in their grip.
"Nami, I swear. Either sit down or leave. I'm not dealing with this. You're better than this." Zoro said. Nami stopped struggling and sighed.
"Fine. I'm going in my room." Nami told everyone as she left.
"What the hell is going on?" Sanji whispered to Usopp.
"Nami. I need to talk to you." Luffy walked into Nami's room. Nami put her pencil down and sighed.
"Luffy. Please. If it has to do with Yukki, I don't want to hear it." Nami said softly.
"Do you like Sanji?" Luffy asked. "As in a romantic kind of way?" Nami froze.
"What? What are you talking about?"" Nami asked.
"I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks." Luffy started off.
"You could've fooled me." Nami muttered. Luffy sighed.
"I know you. You've been part of my crew for years now. I trust you more than anyone.., well, maybe the same as Zoro. You two I trust the most. Anyway, I know you and I see how you are." Luffy continued saying. "I know you like Sanji."
"So, why are you telling me this? Are you just pointing out the obvious?" Nami questioned.
"I don't want you to take what Yukki does personally. She's only here for a few more days and then we never have to see her again. Everything will be back to normal in four more days." Luffy told. Nami seemed to think about it.
"Yeah, yeah." Nami sighed. "Wow, Luffy. That's the smartest thing you've ever said." Nami grinned. Luffy shrugged.
"I told you. I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks." Luffy claimed. Nami rolled her eyes.
"Alright, Einstein. Is that it?" Nami smiled.
"Can I use your bathroom? I have to go really badly." Luffy held his legs together.
"Sure. Go ahead. Don't stink it up though." Nami commanded.
"No promises." Luffy chuckled and went to the bathroom.
"Nami-Swan. Can I please talk to you?" Sanji knocked on Nami's door. Nami sighed.
"Fine. Whatever." Nami said and Sanji walked in.
"Hi, my darling. I brought a tangerine flavored hot chocolate for you." Sanji offered. Nami took the hot chocolate.
"Thanks." Nami said and drank it quickly. Sanji sat on Nami's bed.
"Nami, my sweet. Is..is everything okay?" Sanji asked quietly.
"Okay? Of course everything's okay. It's not like we have the whore on the boat with us pissing me off in every way, shape, and form or anything." Nami said sarcastically.
"Why can't you give her a chance?" Sanji wondered.
"Because I don't have to give her a chance." Nami pointed out. "She's only with us for a few more days." Sanji sighed.
"Why does she bother you?" Sanji questioned.
"She just does!" Nami tried to say without spilling the beans. "Anything she does or say, she bothers me and I just hate her."
"Is what she saying true? Are you..jealous?" Sanji asked quietly.
"NO, I'M NOT JEALOUS!" Nami shouted. Sanji was taken back and Nami sighed. "I just don't like her. I don't wanna talk about it though." Sanji took it as he stood up to leave.
"I'm always here for you, my love. If you ever want to talk, just find me." Sanji smiled softly then left the room when he quietly closed the door. Nami hit her head on the table.
"This week needs to hurry up." Nami groaned.
"NAMI! I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!" Luffy shouted from the bathroom.
"I just put a new roll in yesterday!" Nami claimed as she stood up to walk towards the bathroom. "Is the door unlocked?"
"Yeah. I don't lock the bathroom door." Luffy told.
"That's some..surprisingly interesting information I can use for the future." Nami told and handed Luffy an extra toilet paper roll.
"Thanks." Luffy grinned. Nami closed the door and sat back down. She heard Luffy flush the toilet. "Um, Nami. I think I clogged your toilet."
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me." Nami groaned and she slammed her head against the table again.
There ya go. Chapter three. Stay tuned for the next one.
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