Warning: Annoying Robins up ahead.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my ideas! Why do I have to say this, again?
"AUGH!"
Wonder Girl and Superboy looked up to see a very frustrated speedster yelling his head off.
"Uh…Bart…What's wrong?" Cassie asked tentatively. The last time Bart had had an outburst like this, his favorite show had been cancelled. No one wanted to hear him complain about that again.
"Robin!" Impulse exclaimed as if that explained everything.
"What about Robin?" Superboy asked.
"He'ssingingandit'soannoying. Yougottamakehimstopbecause-," Bart started, but then snapped his head around upon hearing a noise. An expression of horror was fixed upon his features.
The other Young Justice members didn't understand a thing Impulse had said, but strained their ears until they too picked up on an unusual noise. They couldn't identify it yet. Not yet…Not…Wait, was that…singing?
That was impossible though, the only other member who had enough time to show up today was Robin, and he would never…
"This is the song that doesn't end…Yes, it goes on and on my friend…Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was…And now continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end…Yes, it goes on and on my friend…Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was…
A second later, their fifteen-year-old, brightly clad teammate entered the room, still singing the never-ending song.
"And now continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end…"
Robin's teammates looked on in horror. Surely, their leader had been abducted by aliens.
No, wait…Not even aliens could do this.
"Yes, it goes on and on my friend."
"Robin…Alvin, are you feeling okay?" Cassie asked tentatively.
"Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,"
"Dude, knock it off!" Kon shouted.
"And now continue singing it,"
Bart started screaming again.
"Forever just because,"
Cassie and Kon joined Bart in screaming their heads off.
"This is the song that doesn't end."
Then, curiously, the nuisance stopped. Cassie, Kon, and Bart didn't notice though. They continued screaming until they heard another unusual sound coming from Robin…Laughter.
Now, the three walked over to the Boy Wonder, who was on the floor, trying and failing to regain his composure.
Cassie was concerned. Bart was relieved. Kon looked ready to kill.
"S-sorry," Tim choked out in between giggles, "N-Nightwing put me up to it…It's a…a Robin tradition."
"Robin tradition?" Kon asked. This was totally the weirdest day of his life.
Robin sat up, took a deep breath, and began the explanation.
"Years ago, a little after the Teen Titans were first formed, the original Robin did the same thing to them, only with the "First Ten Elements of the Periodic Table Song". Then, years after that, while accompanying Nightwing to visit the Titans, the second Robin did it with "The Song that Gets on Everybody's Nerves." It's just tradition for Robins to severely irk a group of superheroes through song."
Robin watched and waited as expressions of irritation, comprehension, incomprehension, anger, exasperation, and more irritation flashed across his teammates' faces.
Finally, Cass began to speak. "You were the first Robin to wear actual pants. Couldn't you have been the first Robin to defer from this tradition as well?"
"Yeah, but it wouldn't have been as much fun."
They spent the rest of their day chasing the Boy Wonder around the base. Yes, both the current and original Robins would pay dearly.
