It's been about 4 days now since Haruhi made her big announcement, and I still can't believe it. ...Well, in a way, I can, but still. Either Haruhi's gone completely bonkers, or this is one of those "we're-in-another-closed-space-where-weird-things-happen" days. But... no! This is real! When me and Haruhi were unfortunately alone in the clubroom, I asked, "Uh, Haruhi?"
"Huh? What is it, Kyon?" Haruhi asked. "I've got a lot of things to do."
Uh huh. That's why you're just standing there, staring out the window like a freak, right? Gimme a break. I held back my irritation and asked, "Why the sudden need for a boyfriend? I mean, I know you want a date for the dance, but can't you just blackmail someone again? Or how about just going with Koizumi? I'm sure he'd be more than happy to-" Suddenly, Haruhi slammed both her hands on the table infront of me. She glared at me like there was no tomorrow.
"...Listen, Kyon," she started with a serious voice. "It's not just about having a date. I can get a date whenever I want. This. Is. Different." She moved her face closer to mine as I stay speehless at her determination. I mean, she was always determined... but right now... as she tells me what she wants with all that passion in her voice, I can't help but give into what this "God" wants.
"Well, could you at least tell me what makes it 'different'?"
"UGH!" She yelled as she lifted her hands from the top of the table, and firmly placed them on her hips. "NO! Then the plan would be RUINED!" Plan? Okay. Now, I'm officially scared.
"P-Plan?" I stuttered. Haruhi smirked.
"Oh, Kyon. You ask too many questions."
