Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (and probably not the clichés either)
Pairing: NaruSasu (and perhaps some others too)
Genre: Romance, Humour (hopefully), Parody and Drama
Summary: Sasuke is so in love with Naruto - his hard-on even poked the blond's spine... too bad he's socially handicapped. Sasuke now has to go through every cliché in the book to make Naruto his! Help Sasuke on his way to love! Romance! Drama! Parody! and Humor!

A/N (the same one as in the prolouge): Hello everybody. I started writing this fanfiction two years ago, but lost my inspiration to continue it. Now however, I've gotten more inspiration than I'm able to use, so I've decided to continue writing this fanfiction! I've planned for a total of 22 chapters, and it's all based on the ideas I got from you guys back in ´09. But even though I've already planned the whole fiction, you still might be able to get your idea in it! What I want from you, is the stories you hate, the stories you loath, the stories that makes you think; come one, make up something new for fuck's sake! when you see them! I want all the clichés ever written, and those clichés will help Sasuke to get Naruto. Help Sasuke when you still got the chance! I won't guarantee that I'll use your suggestions, but I will try my best!

I hope you'll enjoy the story!

~Bevino


An Uchiha's striving
by bevino

Dedicated to NekoKriszty and Redallover, who thinks the concept of hot springs is overly used.

You're so hot


Okay, perhaps Sasuke had had a blind faith in his abilities. He had assumed that the stunt with the Popsicle was all he needed to do to get Naruto's ass, but apparently he had to work the blond some more before the upcoming bliss. This was not a problem, because Sasuke had a lot of ideas.

Well, it wasn't like he was going to have to use all of them. Or any of them, after today.

Sasuke walked happily down the streets in Konoha, just an inch from bouncing as he walked. Today he was going to invite Naruto to the hot springs, and then they would have steaming sex in the steaming water. He knew that Naruto had returned from his mission and the chance of getting a no from him was very small. After his time with Jiraiya, Naruto had come to enjoy a relaxing bath after a mission, and Sasuke was the first one to knock on his door to invite him.

Or, that was what he had believed.

When no one answered the door after ten seconds Sasuke became impatience and tried to open the door. It was locked, and since Sasuke knew that Naruto kept his door unlocked while home he could assume that Naruto was someplace else.

Sasuke walked through the city to the hot springs and surely enough, in the men's locker room he saw Naruto's trademark orange jacket. And his pants. And his boxers. Sasuke licked his lips and pulled off his own clothes down to his birthday suit and wrapped a towel around his waist. Before he went out to the springs he stopped in front of the mirror and checked himself out. Damn, he was so hot. There was no way that Naruto could decline him, especially with glistening wet skin. The image of himself almost made him hard, and he drew a hand through his hair and smirked before stepping out.

And immediately stopped when he saw Naruto.

Damn, Naruto was even better looking that he was. He was currently standing, wearing no towel what-so-ever (he had put it on his head for some reason) and the water dripped from his sun-kissed body. Sasuke saw the oh so visible muscles over his body and Naruto's dick were… well, it was just hanging there really. But Sasuke assumed that when erect it would stand proud and enormous (okay, perhaps more on the average side).

Sasuke wondered if he had already stepped into the water before he realized that it was drool running down his chin. He watched Naruto sit down in the water and close his eyes while resting his head against the side of the spring.

"Oy, Uchiha! What are you doing here?" Sasuke kept looking at Naruto and wondered how he could talk with his mouth closed. It took embarrassingly long time before he realized that it hadn't been Naruto speaking at all, but that dog-person, name, name, name… Kiba! And with that realization he saw the rest of the visitors, the majority of Konoha's current top young ninjas. Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji (always together), Shino – who looked rather good without sunglasses, Neji, Lee and of course that brat Konohamaru that had the bad habit of idolizing Naruto and follow him everywhere. And how the hell could he miss all those people sitting in here?

Oh yeah, that's why, Sasuke thought when he watched Naruto – in the middle of joking around with Lee – standing up again. Shrugging his shoulders Kiba went back into the water, assuming that Sasuke ignored him as usual. Sasuke decided to do so and sat down in the hot water while giving each and every person a hateful glare.

This was kind of a setback in his plans. His plan didn't conclude other people than Naruto and him and a bottle of lube (which technically wasn't a person, but still very important). He continued to watch Naruto splash water over Lee and he licked his lips when Naruto's ass came in full view. Sasuke just couldn't let this opportunity slip – with Naruto already naked half the job was done! And after that they could move in together and live the rest of their lives together and just love each other.

But he was jumping ahead of himself. First off he had to get rid of all these people. And what better chances where there to get rid of a bunch of ninjas than starting a riot? Completely startling everyone Sasuke stood up and quickly left the spring and put on his pants before jumping up on top of the building. The Hokage-tower wasn't too far away and he masked his chakra before jumping over the roof-tops towards it. Getting past the guards weren't hard, and finally inside he put on some weak-assed explosion-tags in the main entrance. After connecting them to a string of chakra he walked proudly (but still hiding in the shadows) back to the hot springs. Again he pulled off his pants, wrapped a towel around his waist and admired himself in the mirror for some minute (or five) before walking back outside again. He slid down into the water, smirked at the relaxed faces before he snapped the chakra strings. Sasuke laughed maliciously on the inside before he remembered that Naruto too was a ninja.

Sasuke was genuinely impressed of Naruto. It was one of the rare moments when he could see Naruto use all of his powers. The panicked words "Baa-chan" was all Sasuke heard before Naruto was somewhere else entirely – probably at the Hokage-tower since he apparently knew that it had been the place of the explosion. Then the rest of the ninja's in the spring disappeared one by one until Sasuke was left alone feeling rather irritated. Okay, perhaps this wasn't the most brilliant plan he'd ever come up with, but who was Naruto to just run away like that? It was clearly Naruto's fault for being dense – the explosions hadn't even been that severe! Sasuke would've continued to sit in the water blaming Naruto when he realized that it would be weird if he was the only one not on the scene. In a hurry he ran to the tower and joined the rest of the towel-wearing ninjas, trying to look like he'd been there the whole time.

Sasuke watched the Hokage talking to Naruto and some other top ninjas, and a few ANBU's where sent away in every direction. Konohamaru was sent to gather Naruto's clothes and then they disappeared into the tower again. The words "attacking the Hokage" and "war" was murmured around him, but Sasuke couldn't care less.

He'd just let another chance to make Naruto his slip.


To be continued

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