A/N: Introducing new charas! going a bit back in time now, I hope you like this amazing chapter with Sasuke and Naruto! (Sasuke pov)

A Sausage Story

"SAAASKEEEH-KOON! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? I'VE BEEN LOOKING HERE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING OVER THERE! I HAVE EVEN LOOKED IN THE GOD DAMN FRIDGE AND I JUST CAN'T FIND YOU! DAMN IT SASKE-KOON" I could hear Naruto yell from far away, actually not so far away, I was hiding in the barrel he was standing on. Hide and Seek is so much fun. "Peep" I said, hopefully making him notice where I am! "I HEARD THAT OYU FCUKER!" He screamed it so loudly I thought my ears were going to explode, luckily they didn't. Nothing happened to the barrel so I though Naruto probably didn't understand where I was hiding, so I peeped again and this time he hear where it was coming from. Naruto smashed open the barrel and grabbed my shirt by the collar "I FOUND YOU NOW FOR MI PRICE! LETS GO TO THE LOVE FOREST RIGHT WAYS, SASKE!" Oh yes, the Love Forest! Probably the most sexy place I know of! I have been there several times with Naruto, we have only sucked each others dicks before so this time we are going to take it a step further! Yes, I'm talking about buttsex!

Once we arrived and found a nice place in the Love Forest we went straight to the sexing. Clothes flew of, I bended over and I felt Narutos HUGE sausage enter my ass. "Oh, oh yes, Naruto, I feel so good! Please more I need more" Naruto listened to me and shoved his entire sausage into me making me moan out of pleasure. I'll let you know now, that my moans sound very sexy and would make anyone who heard me feel hotter than a river of lava! The sexing went on and on until we both had the orgasm and semen came out of our penises. We collapsed on top of each other and didn't wake up again until the next day.

It didn't take long until we realized that I, Sasuke, was with child! So me and Naruto spent the next 9 month preparing and discussing baby names. Naruto wanted to name it Ramennoodle, which is a cute name, but I wanted to name it Itachi in memory of my brother, Itachi.

"NO SASUKE I WONT NAME OUR KID SASUKES BROTHER UCHIHA UZUMAKI!" "No Naruto not Sasukes brother uchiha, ITACHI Uchiha Uzumaki!" "IT'S THE SAME GOD DAMN THING SASUKE! WE ARE NAMING THIS THING RAMENNOODLE!" We went on like this for several weeks before we finally settled for Ramennoodle Itachi Uchiha Uzumaki, making both of us happy.

Finally the day has come, the day where I will give birth to Ramennoodle Itachi Uchiha Uzumaki. I could feel strong pain in my penis-ass area so Naruto took me to Sakura, because she and Hinata was gonna help me deliver the baby. "I'm afraid there's a problem" Hinata said, sounding a bit concerned. Both me and Naruto gat a bit worried at what it could be, so we asked Hinata to tell us right away. "It's gonna be a penile birth… It's not very common, but as long as we are careful and do it right then everything should be ok." We trusted Hinata in that, and Sakura could also confirm that everything should be fine.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA ITATAAAA" I screamed at the top of mu lungs as I pushed the hardest I could to get Ramennoodle Itachi out. After a whole hour of pushing and pain, Ramennoodle Itachi was finally born! Sadly, my dong looked a bit… It looked like a big ugly skin flap, but both Sakura and Hinata could assure me that it would go back to normal in just a few days.

Me and Naruto held Ramnenoodle Itachi in our arms, we looked at eachother and smiled. "I love you, Naruto" "I LOVE YOU TOO, SASKAY-KOON!"

Written by:

Sasuke Uchiha

P.S: Naruto doesn't realy yell all the time but I am a calm and silent person, so his energy and excitement for everything makes it seem, to me, that he is yelling all the time.